To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand The X-Files. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of classified government knowledge most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Scully's pessimistic outlook on alien life, which is deftly woven into her characterization- her personal philosophy draws heavily from Christian faith and scientific evidence, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike the X-Files  truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humor in Mulder's iconic catchphrase  “I want to believe” which itself is a cryptic reference to uh, aliens? I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Chris Carter’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have an X-Files tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the gentlemen, and sometimes ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own first.

preserved in all its triteness. Never fading, always accessible. Rumors about petty issues, misinterpretations, slander. All this junk data preserved in an unfiltered state, growing at an alarming rate. It will only slow down social progress, reduce the rate of evolution. The digital society furthers human flaws, and selectively rewards development of half-truths." "Everyone withdraws into their own small gated community, afraid of a larger forum. They stay inside their little ponds, leaking whatever "truth" suits them into the growing cesspool of society at large. The different cardinal truths neither clash nor mesh. No one is invalidated, but nobody is right. Not even natural selection can take place here. The world is being engulfed in "truth." And this is the way the world ends. Not with a bang, but a whimper.

What a fool you are. I'm a god. How can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence. How could you be so naive? There is no escape. No Recall or Intervention can work in this place. Come. Lay down your weapons. It is not too late for my mercy.

Looking at this wiki, there are things I feel need updating and changing. I know that practically nobody edits here anymore, but I still feel these thing are worth discussing, or at least attempting to discuss.

Policy

The first thing I want to suggest doing is updating the policy to this. Basically, the policy we have now is poorly written, containing policies that either shouldn't be there or are just outdated, and is just disorganized they way it currently is.

Chat

I feel as if chat here needs to be disabled. Nobody uses it, and we have a discord server we use instead. The chat is currently just another thing to moderate if some user none of us have ever heard of enters it. Of course, disabling it would mean the removal of the Chat Policy entirely, as the Discord Server has its own set of rules.

Forums

I feel as some of the forums here need to be merged with eachother due to lack of activity and threads. Namely the Comments, Complaints, Concerns Board, Questions and Answers Board, and Patrol, Save, Awesomeness Board with the General Discussion Board, the The Crack Made Me Do It Board and Spy Phones Messages Board with the Roleplay Board, and the New on the Wiki Board, and Coffee Break Bulletin Board with the News and Announcements Board.

Demotion of Bureaucrats

There have been a lot of inactive accounts here, and while I'm not looking at demoting any of our inactive bureaucrats for being inactive just yet (although, some of them make it look like Puffles was active at the time of his demotion), there are some bureaucrats here that should be demoted. Namely:

• User:Threepeater and Pea Pod
• User:Sensei the Ninja Master
• User:PSA Chatbot
• User:TechLogger

The first two of these users are users that should have never been bureaucrats to begin with based on their edit count alone, and the other two are chat bots which are no longer in use (one of which was never in use).

Me, A white puffle in the forest: *looks out of bush (AKA home) and sees you, squeaks in horror, hides in bush crying*

The 5th anniversary of the wiki has come and gone. And no one noticed because it's dead...

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CP'S closing so let's all meetup one last time for old time's sake.

Since we all probably have busy schedules, I'll set up a few diferent times, so you can come to whichever one is most convenient.

• Today, March 27th, at 4:30 PM PST.
• Server: Sleet

• Tuesday, March 28th at 5:00 PM PST
• server: Marshmallow

• Wednesday, March 29th, at 3:30 PM PST (assuming CP hasn't already shut down by this point)
• Server: Sleet

Hope to see you there!

As no one really uses their sock accounts anymore, I am going to be removing all of their chat moderator/admin/rollback/etc rights.

Please note that this only applies to roleplay/sock accounts. If you have a backup account, you are allowed to keep your rights on it.

I didn't think this really needed to be discussed before it was done, as sock accounts haven't really been popular for over a year now.

I have been looking at the policies lately, and have changed a few. Namely the Roleplay Policy, where I extended the length a Roleplay can remain inactive before being cancelled (due to the inactivity of this wiki), and elaborated on the policy about unrelated posts in Roleplays. I also added a clause where admins must inform someone before deleting their page due to stubbing. I thought these changes where insignificant enough where they don't require discussion before being implemented, as they were already being done, but if I'm wrong, this would be the place to discuss them.

However, there is another policy I want to remove, due to its irrelevancy of it; this policy being:

• No creating random articles about other secret agencies, we have enough of them on here already.
  • Branches of the PSA, however, are allowed here just as long as you check with Pixie first.

My reasoning for this is that since the creation of this clause, to my knowledge, only one new agency has been created. I feel this clause either needs to be deleted, or updated to where an agency can be created after an Admin's consultation.

so i set up my picarto and figured out how to use it, and i was wondering if any of you guys would be interested in coming to an art stream I did? basically you could give me requests in the chat and i could draw them, and I could also play music that you request so yeah

A very important quote I think you all should know.