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What's on your mind?
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand The X-Files. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of classified government knowledge most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Scully's pessimistic outlook on alien life, which is deftly woven into her characterization- her personal philosophy draws heavily from Christian faith and scientific evidence, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike the X-Files truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humor in Mulder's iconic catchphrase “I want to believe” which itself is a cryptic reference to uh, aliens? I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Chris Carter’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have an X-Files tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the gentlemen, and sometimes ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own first.
preserved in all its triteness. Never fading, always accessible. Rumors about petty issues, misinterpretations, slander. All this junk data preserved in an unfiltered state, growing at an alarming rate. It will only slow down social progress, reduce the rate of evolution. The digital society furthers human flaws, and selectively rewards development of half-truths." "Everyone withdraws into their own small gated community, afraid of a larger forum. They stay inside their little ponds, leaking whatever "truth" suits them into the growing cesspool of society at large. The different cardinal truths neither clash nor mesh. No one is invalidated, but nobody is right. Not even natural selection can take place here. The world is being engulfed in "truth." And this is the way the world ends. Not with a bang, but a whimper.
Looking at this wiki, there are things I feel need updating and changing. I know that practically nobody edits here anymore, but I still feel these thing are worth discussing, or at least attempting to discuss.
The first thing I want to suggest doing is updating the policy to this. Basically, the policy we have now is poorly written, containing policies that either shouldn't be there or are just outdated, and is just disorganized they way it currently is.
I feel as if chat here needs to be disabled. Nobody uses it, and we have a discord server we use instead. The chat is currently just another thing to moderate if some user none of us have ever heard of enters it. Of course, disabling it would mean the removal of the Chat Policy entirely, as the Discord Server has its own set of rules.
I feel as some of the forums here need to be merged with eachother due to lack of activity and threads. Namely the Comments, Complaints, Concerns Board, Questions and Answers Board, and Patrol, Save, Awesomeness Board with the General Discussion Board, the The Crack Made Me Do It Board and Spy Phones Messages Board with the Roleplay Board, and the New on the Wiki Board, and Coffee Break Bulletin Board with the News and Announcements Board.
Demotion of Bureaucrats
There have been a lot of inactive accounts here, and while I'm not looking at demoting any of our inactive bureaucrats for being inactive just yet (although, some of them make it look like Puffles was active at the time of his demotion), there are some bureaucrats here that should be demoted. Namely:
The first two of these users are users that should have never been bureaucrats to begin with based on their edit count alone, and the other two are chat bots which are no longer in use (one of which was never in use).
Me, A white puffle in the forest: *looks out of bush (AKA home) and sees you, squeaks in horror, hides in bush crying*
CP'S closing so let's all meetup one last time for old time's sake.
Since we all probably have busy schedules, I'll set up a few diferent times, so you can come to whichever one is most convenient.
- Today, March 27th, at 4:30 PM PST.
- Server: Sleet
- Tuesday, March 28th at 5:00 PM PST
- server: Marshmallow
- Wednesday, March 29th, at 3:30 PM PST (assuming CP hasn't already shut down by this point)
- Server: Sleet
As no one really uses their sock accounts anymore, I am going to be removing all of their chat moderator/admin/rollback/etc rights.
Please note that this only applies to roleplay/sock accounts. If you have a backup account, you are allowed to keep your rights on it.
I didn't think this really needed to be discussed before it was done, as sock accounts haven't really been popular for over a year now.
I have been looking at the policies lately, and have changed a few. Namely the Roleplay Policy, where I extended the length a Roleplay can remain inactive before being cancelled (due to the inactivity of this wiki), and elaborated on the policy about unrelated posts in Roleplays. I also added a clause where admins must inform someone before deleting their page due to stubbing. I thought these changes where insignificant enough where they don't require discussion before being implemented, as they were already being done, but if I'm wrong, this would be the place to discuss them.
However, there is another policy I want to remove, due to its irrelevancy of it; this policy being:
- No creating random articles about other secret agencies, we have enough of them on here already.
- Branches of the PSA, however, are allowed here just as long as you check with Pixie first.
My reasoning for this is that since the creation of this clause, to my knowledge, only one new agency has been created. I feel this clause either needs to be deleted, or updated to where an agency can be created after an Admin's consultation.
The agents are sitting around in the HQ being lazy as usual
Pixie: Ugh, it feels like forever since we actually had an issue to deal with.
Gary: No kidding. According to my records, 2016 was our most uneventful year yet.
Pixie: How can you tell?
Gary: There's literally no records.
Rookie: Hey, guys, don't you think we should take down the Christmas tree by now?
Me: *dives in front of it* NO ONE TOUCHES THE TREE.
Rookie: ...im sorry please dont kill me
Shiro: I wonder if anything good's on. *turns on the TV; Attack on Titan is on*
Me: AHHHHHHHHANIME *hides behind the tree*
Gizmo: Eyy gurl, you wanna attack my titan? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Raven: Ugh, who left Gizmo's pickup mode on?
Shiro: Guilty. *changes channel*
Shiro: Ugh, this show sucks. *throws remote away, which hits Gizmo in the face*
Gizmo: *falls over* Is it still assault if I'm into it? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Pixie: Finally something bad happens! Come on guys, let's go!
Me: Woah, woah, woah. We're going to help SPIKE? What has he ever done for us?
Pixie grabs Charlie by the shirt collar
Pixie: *eyes widen and pupils shrink* I HAVE BEEN SITTING HERE DOING NOTHING FOR THE PAST YEAR AND I DON'T EVEN CARE AT THIS POINT. WE'RE GOING TO THE LIGHTHOUSE. *turns around* EVERYONE TO THE TELEPORTER!
so i set up my picarto and figured out how to use it, and i was wondering if any of you guys would be interested in coming to an art stream I did? basically you could give me requests in the chat and i could draw them, and I could also play music that you request so yeah
It's been 3 years since the Merry Walrus Party was disengaged, and the mascot of the party is still quite enraged. He's currently plotting an evil scheme, that will upset the penguins and make them scream.
The narrator has been fired due to lazy rhyming
Merry Walrus: Those penguins think they can just forget about me and my holiday, because it wasn't popular enough?! Well I'll show them! MWAHAHAHA
The Walrus begins devising a plan to ruin the penguins' yearly holiday party
Meanwhile, in the Forest, penguins are decorating the big tree.
Rookie: *eats 50 candy canes*
Me: ROOOOOKIE THOSE WERE FOR THE TREE!
Charlie dances around, blasting Christmas music and singing
Everyone is happy
Me: Do you think it's too much to hope for the rest of this year to be disaster free?
Gary: *looking at a calculator* There's a 99.9% chance of peace until 2017.
Gracie: Soo... There's still a 1% chance then?
Gary: Don't worry, the odds are certainly in our favor this year.
The Merry Walrus can be heard laughing maniacally in the distance
This is a place to suggest and vote on what music should play on the homepage during seasons/holidays/events/etc.
As always, feel free to suggest other songs.
December 2016 suggestions
You can view the previous thread Here
Time: 7 days before apocalypse
The RPF is robbing the Pizza Parlor for the 9,001th time.
Uncle Arctic: HELL YEAH!! WE STOLE 593,610,123,456,789,028 PIZZAS TODAY!!!
Omega Zero: That sounds really boring.
Uncle Arctic: HELL YEAH!! WE STOLE 59-
Omega Zero: SHUT UP!
Lydia: Now that we have THAT many pizzas, WE CAN BECOME GODS!
Brady: Can we surf while eating them?
Lydia: Yes, but it doesn't work for you because you suck at surfing.
The PSA arrive.
Budder Ninja: Aw crap.
Charlie: Stop right there!
Lydia: Can you make us?
Zero: No, BUT WE'LL STILL STOP YOU!!!!
Jedi: Bring it on, bruh.
Helmet: You want it? Let's go.
The agents are sitting around in the HQ doing nothing (why do my RPs always start like this?)
Me: Gee, it sure is boring around here...
Raven: *takes out one earbud* What?
Rookie: *stuffing his face with pumpkin spice flavored cheese puffs* Shoulfn't somefing baf haffen aboumt nof?
Me: I'm not even going to try and comprehend what you just said...
Gary runs in, screaming at the top of his lungs
Me: Oh gods, what happened?
Gary: I "ACCIDENTALLY" ACTIVATED MY HALLOWEEN GENERATOR! NOW WE HAVE TO CELEBRATE EARLY!
Me: Wtf, I thought you'd been stabbed, the way you were screaming.
Gary: Sorry, I just got really excited...
Raven: Is no one else going to point out the fact that it's still SEPTEMBER?
Gary: SHUT UP IT'S HALLOWEEN! *stuffs a pumpkin marshmallow into Raven's mouth so she can't talk*
Me: Well, as long as you aren't going to cause any disasters or anything, I guess there's no harm in an early celebration.
Gary: *smiles innocently* Have a little faith darling, it's not like I was planning to summon any ghosts or demons or anything... *holds a book of summoning spells behind his back*
Raven: *eating the marshmallow * But you ALWAYS cause disasters!
Me: Yeah, there's a reason why people have taken to calling you "Gary the Disaster Guy"
Charlie: Why are you still allowed to plan parties?
Gary: BECAUSE I'M AWESOME! *puts on a pair of aviator sunglasses*
Charlie: Okaaaaay then... "*goes to watch TNBC for the millionth time*
Me: Hey, wait for me! *follows Charlie*
Gary: *smiling mischievously* Welp, who wants to help me summon ghosts?