The agents are sitting around in the HQ being lazy as usual
Pixie: Ugh, it feels like forever since we actually had an issue to deal with.
Gary: No kidding. According to my records, 2016 was our most uneventful year yet.
Pixie: How can you tell?
Gary: There's literally no records.
Pixie: *sighs*
Rookie: Hey, guys, don't you think we should take down the Christmas tree by now?
Me: *dives in front of it* NO ONE TOUCHES THE TREE.
Rookie: ...im sorry please dont kill me
Shiro: I wonder if anything good's on. *turns on the TV;Â Attack on Titan is on*
Me: AHHHHHHHHANIME *hides behind the tree*
Gizmo: Eyy gurl, you wanna attack my titan? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Raven: Ugh, who left Gizmo's pickup mode on?
Shiro: Guilty. *changes channel*
Shiro: Ugh, this show sucks. *throws remote away, which hits Gizmo in the face*
Gizmo: *falls over* Is it still assault if I'm into it? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Pixie: Finally something bad happens! Come on guys, let's go!
Me: Woah, woah, woah. We're going to help SPIKE? What has he ever done for us?
Pixie grabs Charlie by the shirt collar
Pixie: *eyes widen and pupils shrink* I HAVE BEEN SITTING HERE DOING NOTHING FOR THE PAST YEAR AND I DON'T EVEN CARE AT THIS POINT. WE'RE GOING TO THE LIGHTHOUSE. *turns around* EVERYONE TO THE TELEPORTER!
Everyone groans