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Charlie the Penguin·2/2/2017 in Roleplay

The agents are sitting around in the HQ being lazy as usual

Pixie: Ugh, it feels like forever since we actually had an issue to deal with.

Gary: No kidding. According to my records, 2016 was our most uneventful year yet.

Pixie: How can you tell?

Gary: There's literally no records.

Pixie: *sighs*

Rookie: Hey, guys, don't you think we should take down the Christmas tree by now?

Me: *dives in front of it* NO ONE TOUCHES THE TREE.

Rookie: ...im sorry please dont kill me

Shiro: I wonder if anything good's on. *turns on the TV; Attack on Titan is on*

Me: AHHHHHHHHANIME *hides behind the tree*

Gizmo: Eyy gurl, you wanna attack my titan? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Raven: Ugh, who left Gizmo's pickup mode on?

Shiro: Guilty. *changes channel*

-THIS IS A BREAKING NEWS REPORT. SPIKE HIKE HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED AND IS BEING HELD HOSTAGE ON THE LIGHTHOUSE.-

Shiro: Ugh, this show sucks. *throws remote away, which hits Gizmo in the face*

Gizmo: *falls over* Is it still assault if I'm into it? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Pixie: Finally something bad happens! Come on guys, let's go!

Me: Woah, woah, woah. We're going to help SPIKE? What has he ever done for us?

Pixie grabs Charlie by the shirt collar

Pixie: *eyes widen and pupils shrink* I HAVE BEEN SITTING HERE DOING NOTHING FOR THE PAST YEAR AND I DON'T EVEN CARE AT THIS POINT. WE'RE GOING TO THE LIGHTHOUSE. *turns around* EVERYONE TO THE TELEPORTER!

Everyone groans

(Edited by Charlie the Penguin)

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Charlie the Penguin·4/1/2017

The box Spike is trapped in opens at the top of the mountain. Spike looks up to find himself face to face with his captor.

Spike: Wha...?

Megg: Hey there Spike! How's life been?

Spike: Megg?! I thought you were dead!

Megg: Yeah, that's what I wanted you to think.

Spike: Why did you bring me here?

Megg: Simple, the law enforcement will come after you here and leave the CPHQ unguarded. Then I'll have full access to the developer console.

Spike: What?! Since when were you planning on overthrowing me?

Megg: Since the beginning. I'm honestly surprised you didn't suspect it from the start.

Spike: Then why did it take you so long to actually do something?

Megg: I had to get everyone else out of the way first. Did you rver actually stop to wonder what happened to everyone who just mysteriously "left"? Billybob? Happy? Business Moose? Polo? Daffo?

Spike: Not that I actually cared about any of them at all, but what did you do to them?

Megg: That isn't important. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a console to hijack.

Gizmo (in the distance): AYY GURL YOU WANNA HIJACK MY CONSOLE

Ravn (in the distance): I THOUGHT I MUTED YOU!!!

Megg takes her aircraft and flies back down the mountain

(Edited by Charlie the Penguin)

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PixieLil·4/1/2017

Me: Ugh, I always knew she was evil.

Raven: Ew, I can't believe my brother dated her.

Me: Eagles had really poor taste in girlfriends haha.

Charlie: Shouldn't we going after her?

Me: Oh right... But how are we going to get back down? Megg took the aircraft, and I don't really feel like climbing again.

Suddenly, a badly made airship lands in front of the agents, and Gary steps out

Gary: Did someone say they needed transportation down this mountain?

Raven: No actually, we didn't.

Gary: Oh, ok then. *starts to get back into the ship*

Me: WAIT UP! just because we didn't call for it, doesn't me we don't want to use it.

Everyone boards the ship

Rookie: Wait, how did Gary know we were up here? Wasn't he unconscious when we climbed up?

(Edited by PixieLil)

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Helmetpig2013·4/1/2017

Suddenly, rearing their memey existences after being deported to the SHADOW REALM by Tronald Dump off-screen in Febuary of 1996.

Me: *sexy masculane voice* Hey what's up guys, it's Scarce here~

Pluffy: It was horrible, nothing but a long hiatus and several viewings of NORTH KOREAN ANIME.

Me: Nah man, that was just a Hawaiian knockoff of The Cosby Show.

Pluffy: How is that better?!

Me: Pluffy, eat a snickers.

Pluffy: Enough with the references to the fictional realm beyond this island you call "real life"

Me: But Disney exists, don't you know?

THEN SILENCE FELL, LITERALLY.

(Edited by Helmetpig2013)

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OrangePuffle·4/16/2017

In Gary's Ship

Gizmo: I ship us

Pixie: Honestly, I think your mute button isn't working.

Gary: Full steam ahead!

Me: This isn't a train, y'know?

Gary: Oh..

Rookie (pressing buttons): Can't this thing go any faster?

Rookie sees a big red button, I notice his eyes light up. I try to stop him but manages to press it anyway.

Robot Voice: ENGINE FAILURE ENGINE FAILURE ENGINE FAILURE ENGINE FAILURE ENGINE FAILURE

Me: Sometimes, I wonder how-

Robot Voice: ENGINE FAILURE

Me: -Rookie got into this agency

Robot Voice: ENGINE FAILURE ENGINE FAILURE ENGINE FAILURE ENGINE FAILURE...

(Edited by OrangePuffle)

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CitronFire3·4/22/2017

(This RP I swear, im literally crying)

Me: This is why we dont press random buttons. Now were ALL going to die. ThANKs. *lies down waiting for ultimate doom*

(Edited by CitronFire3)

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OrangePuffle·4/22/2017

Gary: Rookie! What did I say about fiddling with buttons?

Gizmo: You can fiddle with my buttons ( ° ʖ °)

(Edited by OrangePuffle)

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AnonymousDuckLover·4/22/2017

Rookie: Okay. Starts pressing random buttons on Gizmoo

Gizmo: Oh yes, yes, YES YES!!! GIVE ME MORE BABY!!! OHH YES!!! YES!!!

Everyone: O_O

Gizmo: *Demon Mode activated* STOP PRESSING MY BUTTONS YOU MOTHER F*CKING MORON!!! I BET THE ONLY REASON YOU'RE ON THIS MISSION IS BECAUSE OF THESE FEMINAZIS' NEED TO MAKE NOBODY FEEL LEFT OUT!!!

Rookie: Starts crying

Charlie: No, Rookie, none of what Gizmo said is true. You just activated his Demon Mode, which turns him into the robot equivalent of an internet troll.

Rookie: Sniffles Thanks. I usually ignore what others say about my lack of ability to do things properly, but Gizmo was acting so kindly, then he just turned on me in a second.

Robot Voice: SYSTEM FAILURE!!! ARE ANY OF YOU LISTENING? WE ARE CRASHING!!! SYSTEM FAILURE!!!

Gary's plane crashes directly next to Megg and Spike Hike

(Edited by AnonymousDuckLover)

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OrangePuffle·4/22/2017

Me: This is awkward

Rookie: Thanks to my button fiddling, we landed right here! This is a good thing! I'm smart!

(Edited by OrangePuffle)

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Penguin Scorn·6/6/2017

but then the place was exploded by disney

the psa agents were missing for a decade until they were found in

a cabin but this cabin was the new hq,but it turns out them being exploded was a dream by gary because he fell asleep because he had way too much coffee

Vonpuffestate — a cabin

Agentpenguinsatworkkindasortanonotrealllly — but this cabin was the new hq

(Edited by Penguin Scorn)

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OrangePuffle·6/20/2017

Gary: Ba? Thank goodness, that was just a dream!

Pixie: What happened Gare-Bear? ew cringe

Gary: I had this awful dream where this humanoid mouse creature blew up this mountain and we all went missing for a decade-

Me: Even Rookie?!

Gary: Yes Dylan, even Rookie.

Rookie: Aw man.

Gary: Anyway, we were missing for the decade but we relocated to a new HQ that looked like some large mountain manor

Me: Hmm..

Gary: And the interior looked exactly the same as the current HQ. It was really weird.

Megg: Whilst you pathetic fools were sharing fairy tales, I managed to ship Spike all the way to Pyrrhia. No one will ever find out where he is.

Me: Yeah... It's not like you just said where he is..

Megg teleports away

Gracie: Pyrrhia, Pyrrhia, why does that name ring a bell?

Pixie: Oh! That must have been where she sent all the other Moderators!

Charlie: So, my plan is, we find out where this Pyrrhia-place is, get Spike and the others and we're done?

Raven: Actually, we still need to find out where Megg went.

(Edited by OrangePuffle)