Me, A white puffle in the forest: *looks out of bush (AKA home) and sees you, squeaks in horror, hides in bush crying*
Me, A white puffle in the forest: *looks out of bush (AKA home) and sees you, squeaks in horror, hides in bush crying*
Puffle: *knocked out*
PH: OH NO! *grabs stick and pokes puffle with it to see if its awake* oh god. *Picks up puffle and walks away*
Me: *shouting at PH* HAH! THAT STUPID THING DESERVED IT!
PH: *shouting back* NO IT DOESN'T, YOU PROBABLY KILLED IT!
When at pet shop.
PH: *enters employee room.* poor thing, hope you're ok. *puts puffle on table and injects wake-up potion into puffle*
Puffle: *doesn't wake up*
PH: no.No.NO!NO!! *performs CPR on puffle*
Me: *looking through windows with friend* That's the puffle I kicked.
My friend: Ha! That coward deserves it for being a crybaby! So does all white puffles.
Puffle: *still doesn't wake up*
Ph: No! *Plugs heart rate monitor into puffle*
Monitor: *beep.......beep........beep.........beep....*
Ph: Crap! She's in a coma. *Cries on puffle while slamming table
Puffle: *wakes up in mysterious land, sees big puffle*
Big puffle: hello, little one, you are in a coma. You can wander around this place with other puffles who are in comas. You will wake up in a week.
Puffle: *tilts head to show confusion*
Big puffle: *sigh* you are in a coma because a penguin kicked you. For a week. You are here.
Me: *hears PH* Ha! That dumb puffle is in a coma!
Friend: To be honest, I feel extremely sorry for the poor thing.
Me: w-wait what?
Friend: I said, I feel sorry for that thing, you are the reason it's in a coma. Screw you. I hate you. When I can, I will adopt that puffle.
Me: I thought we were friends! Barry! That thing deserved it!
Barry: *walks away*