All posts by Blue Jay of Lightning

<p><i>Charlie walks into the agency, followed by Megg.</i> </p><p>Megg: Aww, come on, you know you like me, Charlie. </p><p>Charlie: I hate you, Megg! I don't trust you... </p><p>Jay: I don't trust her either. </p><p>Dot: There's no reason not to trust her! </p><p>Helmet: What Dot said! </p><p>Cadence: I unfortunately say I have to agree with Helmet on this one. </p><p>Eagles: Megg's my girlfriend, you're just jealous! </p><p>Charlie/Jay: WE'RE ALREADY MARRIED! </p><p>Pixie: Guys, you are co-agents, you have to get along with each other! </p><p>Gary: Ooh, I've got an idea! </p><p>Pixie: What's your idea? </p><p>Gary: All of the agents go on a mission together, but they are handcuffed to the person they hate most. Charlie will be handcuffed to Megg, Jay will be handcuffed to Dot, and Helmet will be handcuffed to Cadence. </p><p>Everybody: NO! NO! NO! </p><p>Pixie: Umm, I'm pretty sure they would need their flippers. </p><p>Everybody: Phew. </p><p>Gary: Eagles is left not handcuffed, and he will use his flippers for everyone. </p><p>Everybody: NO! NO! NO! </p><p>Pixie: Okay, sure. I have intercepted a message saying that five penguins are stuck on the Tallest Mountain, so go save them. </p><p>Me: Okay, everybody. RUN!!! </p><p>Gary: Too late, I've already handcuffed all of you. </p><p><i>The agents look at their flippers, now handcuffed to the penguin they get along with least.</i> </p>

<p><i>No, despite the title, Rookie and Locy are not getting married, sorry...</i> </p><p>Pixie: It's 1:00 A.M., why is Jay late for the meeting? </p><p>Charlie: *snores* </p><p>Flames: Face it, Pixie, we're all really tired... *falls asleep* </p><p>Locy: Why did you even call us to this meeting anyways? </p><p>Pixie: Because *yawns* Because we needed to discuss something about uh... I don't know. *falls asleep* </p><p>Locy: Uggh, looks like I'm the only one awake at this meet- *falls asleep* </p><p><i>The entire PSA is asleep.</i> </p><p>Me: *bursts into the building* Guys! Wake up! It's time for the meeting! </p><p><i>Everybody is still asleep.</i> </p><p>Me: YAY! *pinches everybody* </p><p><i>Everybody is awake.</i> </p><p>Everybody: OW!!! </p><p>Me: Guys, it's time for a meeting, didn't Pixie tell you? </p><p>Pixie: Wait, I remember now, I didn't call this meeting! </p><p>Poko: Then who did? </p><p>Me: I did! </p><p>PH: Why? *yawns* </p><p>Me: To tell you all... I'm getting married! </p><p>Locy/Rookie: AGAIN? </p><p>Me: Don't worry, you're invited this time. </p><p>ADL: Wait, who are you marrying? </p><p>Adam: Anybody but Clarisse... </p><p>Me: Remember when we went back in time to Ancient Greece and saw the Olympics? </p><p>Gary: More like <i>were</i> the Olympics. </p><p>Me: Well, anyways, I met a girl there who had a Time Watch, and she is from 21 years in the future, but we sorta, kinda, fell in love and stuff... </p><p>ADL: Well, what's her name? </p><p>Me: Sunny. You're all invited, by the way! </p><p>Charlie: Umm, is Megg invited? </p><p>Pixie: Please say yes! </p><p>Me: Uh, she is too busy having a staff meeting with CP. </p><p>Charlie: YESS!!! </p><p>Nellie: When is it? </p><p>Me: Uh, who are you? </p><p>Nellie: You don't remember me? *runs away crying* </p><p>Hailey: That was weird... </p><p>Me: It's at sunset tonight. Since things went a little wrong my last wedding, I think you guys should plan it, no matter how much of a disaster it turns out to be... Meanwhile, me and Sunny are going to go to Ancient Greece for a little while. Okay, bye! *runs out* </p><p>Pixie: When's sunset tonight? </p><p>Gary: 5:00 P.M. </p><p>Charlie: What time is it now? </p><p>Gary: 1:00 A.M. </p><p>Locy: We have plenty of time... </p>

<p>Shamrock Queen: Now, where are those Shamrock Blasters? </p><p>"Archie:" Huh? </p><p>Shamrock Queen: I told you to get those out two nights ago! </p><p>"Archie:" I only remember a black figure... Standing before me... </p><p>Shamrock Queen: What's your real name, Archie? </p><p>"Archie:" My name is William, I was born a shapeshifter. </p><p>Shamrock Queen: Well, William, you just lost your pirate name. </p><p>William: But Queen! </p><p>Shamrock Queen: No protests! I hate tests! Standard tests, pre-tests, post-tests, protests, I just have a problem with tests! </p><p>"Archie:" You do realize protests are not a type of test- </p><p>Shamrock Queen: Don't correct me! </p><p><i>Meanwhile...</i> </p><p>Me: *runs into the PSA* Guys! A war is beginning... </p><p>Charlie: Has anybody seem Adam? </p><p>Adam: *runs into the PSA* I'm green! Am I sick? </p><p>Me: Ha! Those foolish pirates didn't turn you evil, they just turned you green! </p><p>Clarisse: *runs in* Pirates? What did I miss? </p><p>Me: Guys... There are evil green Frost Bites coming to war, working for pirates. </p><p>Gary: How many Frost Bites? </p><p>Me: How's 900 for you? </p><p>Flames: Should be easy, there's 900 of them and 2 billion of us. </p><p>Me: Did I mention 5 people took down those Frost Bites single-handedly? </p>