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Charlie the Penguin·4/1/2017

<p><i>The box Spike is trapped in opens at the top of the mountain. Spike looks up to find himself face to face with his captor.</i> </p><p>Spike: Wha...? </p><p>Megg: Hey there Spike! How's life been? </p><p>Spike: Megg?! I thought you were dead! </p><p>Megg: Yeah, that's what I wanted you to think. </p><p>Spike: Why did you bring me here? </p><p>Megg: Simple, the law enforcement will come after you here and leave the CPHQ unguarded. Then I'll have full access to the developer console. </p><p>Spike: What?! Since when were you planning on overthrowing me? </p><p>Megg: Since the beginning. I'm honestly surprised you didn't suspect it from the start. </p><p>Spike: Then why did it take you so long to actually do something? </p><p>Megg: I had to get everyone else out of the way first. Did you rver actually stop to wonder what happened to everyone who just mysteriously "left"? Billybob? Happy? Business Moose? Polo? Daffo? </p><p>Spike: Not that I actually cared about any of them at all, but what did you do to them? </p><p>Megg: That isn't important. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a console to hijack. </p><p>Gizmo (in the distance): AYY GURL YOU WANNA HIJACK MY CONSOLE </p><p>Ravn (in the distance): I THOUGHT I MUTED YOU!!! </p><p><i>Megg takes her aircraft and flies back down the mountain</i> </p>

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Charlie the Penguin·2/2/2017

<p>Bees: Y A L I K E J A Z Z ? ? ? </p><p>Me: OH GOD THEY ALL SPEAK IN UNISON THEYRE LIKE A HIVE MIND <small><small>heh get it</small></small> </p><p>Gary: *is extremely bloated* I SHALL FIX THIS! </p><p>Raven: What are you going to do? </p><p>Gary: I'm gonna *coughs painfully* apply *loud hacking sounds* logic *faints* </p><p>Pixie: *rolls eyes* Our hero. </p><p>Hailey: Uh, shouldn't you be a bit more concerned about your husband? He doesn't look so good. </p><p><i>Gary is sprawled out on the ground, his stomach bulging and his eyes going in different directions</i> </p><p>Pixie: Eh, don't worry. That's what he looks like in bed every night. </p><p>Gizmo: *dies a little inside* </p><p>Raven: *picks up book* Oh, I see, this is Gary's study on bees! *reads it* Huh. </p><p>Me: What is it? </p><p>Raven: It's actually kinda interesting. Apparently, according to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. </p><p><i>All the bees suddenly fall to the ground dead</i> </p><p>Rookie: Ohhh, so that's what he meant about applying logic to them. </p><p>Voice: DAMMIT!!! </p><p>Spike: Wait a minute... I know that voice... is that... M- </p><p><i>A red-and-white box drops down on Spike. A robotic claw then comes down from the ceiling and lifts it up to the roof.</i> </p><p>Spike: *from inside the box* MPH! </p><p>Pixie: *sigh* Well, I guess we better follow him. </p><p>
<i>(Jesus, I need to stop making my replies so long)</i> </p>

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Charlie the Penguin·2/2/2017

<p>Spike: *slowly wakes up* Ugh... what's going on? </p><p><i>A flaming squid lands on his head</i> </p><p>Spike: AHHHHHHHHHHHH </p><p>Me: Hey, I guess it was worth coming here after all! </p><p>Raven: *sighs* Gizmo, put him out. </p><p>Gizmo: <i>Turning on</i> my <i>hose</i>. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) </p><p>Pixie: Would you just spray the man already? </p><p>Gizmo: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I dunno, I think you might have to flip one of my switches firs- </p><p>Pixie: Oh for- *grabs Gizmo's built in firehose and sprays it at Spike* </p><p>Gizmo: Oh! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) This isn't what I had in mind, but I'll sure take i- </p><p><i>Raven mutes Gizmo's volume</i> </p><p>Pixie: On behalf of everyone, thank you. </p><p>Raven: Don't mention it. </p><p>Spike: Wh... what's going on here? Last thing I remembered I was just in my office <s>planning the MLP Takeover</s> thinking about new features to implement when someone threw a bag over my hea- </p><p>Voice: Huh, it seems that none of those flaming squids actually hit you guys. Well, no matter, I have plenty of cool tricks to share with you! </p><p><i>The lighthouse begins to flood with coffee</i> </p>

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Charlie the Penguin·2/2/2017 in Roleplay

<p><i>The agents are sitting around in the HQ being lazy as usual</i> </p><p>Pixie: Ugh, it feels like forever since we actually had an issue to deal with. </p><p>Gary: No kidding. According to my records, 2016 was our most uneventful year yet. </p><p>Pixie: How can you tell? </p><p>Gary: There's literally no records. </p><p>Pixie: *sighs* </p><p>Rookie: Hey, guys, don't you think we should take down the Christmas tree by now? </p><p>Me: *dives in front of it* NO ONE TOUCHES THE TREE. </p><p>Rookie: ...<small><small><small>im sorry please dont kill me</small></small></small> </p><p>Shiro: I wonder if anything good's on. *turns on the TV; <i>Attack on Titan</i> is on* </p><p>Me: AHHHHHHHHANIME *hides behind the tree* </p><p>Gizmo: Eyy gurl, you wanna attack <i>my </i>titan? <span style="color:rgb(84,84,84);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:small;">( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)</span> </p><p>Raven: Ugh, who left Gizmo's pickup mode on? </p><p>Shiro: Guilty. *changes channel* </p> <center>-THIS IS A BREAKING NEWS REPORT. SPIKE HIKE HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED AND IS BEING HELD HOSTAGE ON THE LIGHTHOUSE.-</center> <p>Shiro: Ugh, this show sucks. *throws remote away, which hits Gizmo in the face* </p><p>Gizmo: *falls over* Is it still assault if I'm into it? <span style="color:rgb(84,84,84);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:small;">( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)</span> </p><p><span style="color:rgb(84,84,84);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:small;">Pixie: Finally something bad happens! Come on guys, let's go!</span> </p><p><span style="color:rgb(84,84,84);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:small;">Me: Woah, woah, woah. We're going to help SPIKE? What has he ever done for us?</span> </p><p><span style="color:rgb(84,84,84);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:small;"><i>Pixie grabs Charlie by the shirt collar</i></span> </p><p><span style="color:rgb(84,84,84);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:small;">Pixie: *eyes widen and pupils shrink* I HAVE BEEN SITTING HERE DOING NOTHING FOR THE PAST YEAR AND I DON'T EVEN CARE AT THIS POINT. WE'RE GOING TO THE LIGHTHOUSE. *turns around* EVERYONE TO THE TELEPORTER!</span> </p><p><i>Everyone groans</i> </p>

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Charlie the Penguin·10/29/2016

<p>Wonka: What made you think that crushing me would actually kill me? I'M A GHOST. </p><p>Gariwald: ...Good point. </p><p>Wonka: You FOOLS! THERE IS NO LIFE!!! *levitates knifes and aims them at the group* </p><p>Pixie: *suddenly has an idea* Charlie, do you still have the TNMBC DVD? </p><p>Me: Yeah? </p><p>Pixie: *takes it and throws it at him* </p><p>Me: ...What </p><p><i>Wonka is distracted by the DVD and drops the knifes. He catches the DVD in his hands.</i> </p><p>Wonka: Hah, what's this? It's just a... wait... *sees the words "<i>Tim Burton's</i>" before the title* Tim... Burton... *has vietnam flashback of Tim Burton's remake of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and becomes ridiculously triggered* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJHKLAEFHKAJELSHFKAJHFDALKJHLASDUHFASDFLIUASLASDFHILASDUFHIAFHULDASHDASFKADSFJDSAFKADLSJFHJKADFHAKDSJL *explodes* </p><p>Gary: ...Well that worked. </p>

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Charlie the Penguin·10/29/2016

<p><i>Charlie finds the remote and picks it up</i> </p><p>Me: Oh wow, it's still on! It got a little messed up from the fall but it looks like it should still work... *presses the large button labeled <i>STOP*</i> </p><p>
</p><p><i>The Wonkavator suddenly stops in midair, directly above the extremely hot frying pan conveyor belt. It hovers in place, not moving at all. The frying pans are close enough to touch.</i> </p><p>Gary: ...Well, at least Locy isn't here. </p><p>
</p><p>Me: *believing that the elevator is on its way back* Well, that was easy. </p><p>Ghost Willy Wonka: WRONG SIR! YOU GET NOTHING!!! </p><p>Me: Wait, first you were a zombie and now you're a ghost? That doesn't make any sens- *gets sprayed with ectoplasm* </p>

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Charlie the Penguin·10/14/2016

<p>Pixie: Hey, wait a minute Grunkle, you're a ghost. </p><p>Gariwald: Yeah, so? </p><p>Pixie: You can fly. </p><p>Gariwald: Yeah, so? </p><p>Pixie: You can fly through walls. </p><p>Gariwald: Yeah, so? </p><p>Pixie: You can get out of the elevator and go tell Charlie to bring the elevator back or he's fired. </p><p>Gariwald: ...Ohhh. Okay. *flies back down to the HQ* </p><p>Elevator: Approaching destination: Frying Pan Factory. </p><p><i>In the HQ</i> </p><p>Me: *still being chased* GARIWALT DISNEY HELP </p><p>Gariwald: First of all, I told you not to call me that. Second of all, would you mind bringing the elevator back down before it gets to the frying pan factory? Pixie says if they all die then you're fired. </p><p>Me: That makes no sense. </p><p>Gariwald: Whatever, just why haven't you brought them back down yet? </p><p>Me: Well, uh *still being chased* First of all, I'm kind of busy at the moment. Second of all, Wonka's dead and the remote went with him. </p><p>Gariwald: Oh... Uh, yeah, that could be a problem. *looks at ghosts* Do you, uh, want me to do anything about these guys? </p><p>Me: OH, no THANK YOU, I just LOVE being CHASED by them! It's REALLY fun! </p><p>Gariwald: ...So is that a yes? </p>

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Charlie the Penguin·10/14/2016

<p><i>The elevator launches up and out of the HQ</i> </p><p>Me: Alright Wonka, that's enough. Bring them back. </p><p>ZWW: No! You took over my business and murdered me! </p><p>Me: Hah, yeah right! You can't prove anything! </p><p>ZWW: Well I can promise you this, you won't get the better of me this ti- </p><p><i>Charlie punches Zombie Willy Wonka down the elevator shaft</i> </p><p>ZWW: <i>NOT A SPECK OF LIGHT IS SHOWING, SO THE DANGER MUST BE GROWING! ARE THE FIRES OF HELL A GLOWING? IS THE GRISLY REAPER MOWI-</i><span id="cke_bm_86E" style="display:none;"> </span> <span style="display:none;"> </span>*hits the bottom and dies* </p><p>Charlie: Wow, that scene was sure out of place. ...Oh crap, he had the remote for the elevator, didn't he? </p><p>Ghosts: Ahem. </p><p>Me: *turns around, noticing them for the first time* Uh... hello? </p><p><i>Meanwhile inside of the elevator...</i> </p>

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Charlie the Penguin·10/11/2016

<p>Me: *comes back* Hey guys, what'd I miss? </p><p>Pixie: Charlie, TNBC ended like ten minutes ago. What took you so long? </p><p>Me: I had to stay for the credits. </p><p>Gary: Lemme guess, just for the soundtrack? </p><p>Me: I think I have a problem please help m- hey, wait a minute, where'd you guys get that candy from? </p><p>Rookie: Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory. </p><p>Me: Impossible! I <s>brutally murdered him and seized all of his money</s> bought out and took over his business long ago to form my chocolate company! How could you have possibly gotten candy from him? </p><p><i>Zombie Willy Wonka appears</i> </p><p>Me: OH MY GOD HE'S COME BACK FOR REVENGE uh i mean its not like he'd want revenge for anything i did for him but- *runs back downstairs* </p><p>Zombie Willy Wonka: *sings quietly* <i>There's no earthly way of knowing... which direction we are going...</i> </p><p>Pixie: WHY CAN WE NEVER JUST HAVE A NORMAL HALLOWEEN </p>

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Charlie the Penguin·8/14/2016

<p>Me: Oh relax you idiots, I got this. </p><p>Gary: <small><small><small>Saltshaker...</small></small></small> </p><p>Me: *glares* </p><p>Gary: ... </p><p>Raven: Charlie, you're a bucket of water. What can you do? </p><p>Me: Don't doubt me. *uses Snowstone to create a large set of recording equipment* </p><p>Nicki Manaj: ...I don't understand what you're doing. </p><p>Me: Good for you. Raven, dump me out. </p><p>Raven: But- </p><p>Me: *eyes turn red* DUMP ME OUT. </p><p>Raven: <i>Okay</i>, jeez. *dumps bucket* </p><p><i>Since Sherbert's mind is an apocalyptic wasteland, the ground is extremely hot, causing Charlie to evaporate and become a cloud.</i> </p><p>Me: *floats over to above the recording equipment and rains over the autotuning machine, causing it to short-circuit and explode* </p><p>Nicki Manaj: OH GOD N- *explodes as well* </p><p>Me: *rains back into the bucket* </p><p>Pixie: ...How did you know that would work...?! </p><p>Me: Simple, people like her can't survive without autotune. Speaking of which, is Justin Bieber in this world? </p><p>Rookie: I don't know about you guys, but I'd rather not stay and find him. Where's the Minderizer? </p><p>Gary: I think... Sherbert still has it. </p><p>Raven: But where's Sherbert? </p><p><i>Everyone looks around but doesn't see her anywhere</i> </p>

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Charlie the Penguin·8/13/2016

<p>Raven: Hey, wait a minute, where did Charlie go? </p><p>Voice: I'm down here. </p><p>Raven: *looks down to see that she's standing on a puddle with Charlie's face* OH GOD! *jumps up, hitting her head on the closet ceiling* </p><p>Pixie: Charlie, what the hell happened to you? </p><p>Charlie: Melissa's tears engulfed me. Since I'm a snowpenguin I became one with them. </p><p>Gary: Don't worry Charlie, I can freeze you again as soon as we get back to the HQ. </p><p>Charlie: You better. *death stare; eyes turn red* </p><p>Gary: *shivers* </p><p>Pixie: *whispers* Sheesh, I guess since he's made of tears he's really salty now. ...Well, salti<i>er</i> than usual I mean. </p><p>Raven: Don't worry, I got you Charlie. *scoops Charlie up into a bucket* </p><p>Charlie: *sighs* Hooray. </p>

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Charlie the Penguin·3/11/2016

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Oh my god.</p> <p style="font-weight:normal;">I've had to deal with some beyond insufferable people in my life already, but none of them have come close to the mental and physical pain that have been caused upon me by none other than that beyond pathetic excuse for a user Charlie the Penguin. Seriously, what is up with him? Does he really have any other purpose than to parade around, flaunting his admin badge and bragging about how he's the vice director? Seriously, how did he even become the vice director in the first place, he didn't even make his first edit on the wiki until TWO FULL MONTHS after it was founded. TWO FREAKING MONTHS is all it took. Nevermind all these users that have been here since the beginning, let's just give all this power to some guy who spent the first two months of his time on this wiki just chatting with Tra. Seriously! He probably didn't even win the vote legit, he probably just rigged it with his ten thousand socks he used to constantly bring on. </p> <p style="font-weight:normal;">Oh, and another thing- does he ever even edit anymore?! Seriously, this guy is supposed to be second-in-command of this entire wiki and he probably has one of the lowest edit counts of all of us! Seriously, does anyone even LIKE having this guy around? Or do we just keep him around because we know it's pointless trying to make him leave?</p> <p style="font-weight:normal;">Jesus Christ, his mere existence just makes me seethe.</p>

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Charlie the Penguin·11/12/2015

<p>Cool pic by the way, it looks great! </p>

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Charlie the Penguin·11/12/2015

<p><i>Can he prove himself?</i> </p><p>
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</p><p>...Nah. </p>

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Charlie the Penguin·11/11/2015

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Charlie the Penguin·11/10/2015

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width: 8px;"> </td><td bgcolor="turquoise" style="height: 1px;"> </td><td bgcolor="turquoise" colspan="4" style="height: 1px; width: 4px;"> </td><td bgcolor="gray" style="height: 1px; width: 1px;"> </td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="gray" style="height: 1px; width: 1px;"> </td><td bgcolor="turquoise" colspan="9" style="height: 1px; width: 9px;"> </td><td bgcolor="turquoise" style="height: 1px;"> </td><td bgcolor="turquoise" colspan="4" style="height: 1px; width: 4px;"> </td><td bgcolor="gray" style="height: 1px; width: 1px;"> </td></tr><tr><td style="height: 1px; width: 1px;"> </td><td bgcolor="gray" style="height: 1px; width: 1px;"> </td><td bgcolor="turquoise" colspan="8" style="height: 1px; width: 8px;"> </td><td bgcolor="turquoise" style="height: 1px;"> </td><td bgcolor="turquoise" colspan="4" style="height: 1px; width: 4px;"> </td><td bgcolor="gray" style="height: 1px; width: 1px;"> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" style="height: 1px; width: 2px;"> </td><td bgcolor="gray" style="height: 1px; width: 1px;"> </td><td bgcolor="turquoise" colspan="7" style="height: 1px; width: 7px;"> </td><td bgcolor="turquoise" style="height: 1px;"> </td><td bgcolor="turquoise" colspan="4" style="height: 1px; width: 4px;"> </td><td bgcolor="gray" style="height: 1px; width: 1px;"> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="3" style="height: 1px; width: 3px;"> </td><td bgcolor="gray" style="height: 1px; width: 1px;"> </td><td bgcolor="turquoise" colspan="6" style="height: 1px; width: 6px;"> </td><td bgcolor="turquoise" style="height: 1px;"> </td><td bgcolor="turquoise" colspan="4" style="height: 1px; width: 4px;"> </td><td bgcolor="gray" style="height: 1px; width: 1px;"> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="4" style="height: 1px; width: 4px;"> </td><td bgcolor="gray" style="height: 1px; width: 1px;"> </td><td bgcolor="turquoise" colspan="5" style="width: 5px;"> </td><td bgcolor="turquoise" style="height: 1px;"> </td><td bgcolor="turquoise" colspan="4" style="height: 1px; width: 4px;"> </td><td bgcolor="gray" style="height: 1px; width: 1px;"> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="5" style="width: 5px;"> </td><td bgcolor="gray" style="width: 1px;"> </td><td bgcolor="turquoise" colspan="4" style="height: 1px; width: 4px;"> </td><td bgcolor="turquoise" style="height: 1px;"> <font color="blue">Wait, when did Gary go back to the future? Did I miss another secret agent memo?</font> </td><td bgcolor="turquoise" colspan="4" style="height: 1px; width: 4px;"> </td><td bgcolor="gray" style="width: 1px;"> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="6" style="height: 1px; width: 6px;"> </td><td bgcolor="gray" style="height: 1px; width: 1px;"> </td><td bgcolor="turquoise" colspan="3" style="height: 1px; width: 3px;"> </td><td bgcolor="turquoise" style="height: 1px;"> </td><td bgcolor="turquoise" colspan="3" style="height: 1px; width: 3px;"> </td><td bgcolor="gray" style="height: 1px; width: 1px;"> </td><td style="height: 1px; width: 1px;"> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="7" style="height: 1px; width: 7px;"> </td><td bgcolor="gray" style="height: 1px; width: 1px;"> </td><td bgcolor="turquoise" colspan="2" style="height: 1px; width: 2px;"> </td><td bgcolor="turquoise" style="height: 1px;"> </td><td bgcolor="turquoise" colspan="2" style="height: 1px; width: 2px;"> </td><td bgcolor="gray" style="height: 1px; width: 1px;"> </td><td colspan="2" style="height: 1px; width: 2px;"> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="8" style="height: 1px; width: 8px;"> </td><td bgcolor="gray" style="height: 1px; width: 1px;"> </td><td bgcolor="turquoise" style="height: 1px; width: 1px;"> </td><td bgcolor="turquoise" style="height: 1px;"> </td><td bgcolor="turquoise" style="height: 1px; width: 1px;"> </td><td bgcolor="gray" style="height: 1px; width: 1px;"> </td><td colspan="3" style="height: 1px; width: 3px;"> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="9" style="height: 1px; width: 9px;"> </td><td bgcolor="gray" style="height: 1px; width: 1px;"> </td><td bgcolor="gray" style="height: 1px;"> </td><td bgcolor="gray" style="height: 1px; width: 1px;"> </td><td colspan="4" style="height: 1px; width: 4px;"> </td></tr></table></td></tr></table>

(Edited by Charlie the Penguin)

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Charlie the Penguin·11/9/2015

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width: 2px;"> </td><td bgcolor="gray" style="height: 1px; width: 1px;"> </td><td colspan="2" style="height: 1px; width: 2px;"> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="6" style="height: 1px; width: 6px;"> </td><td bgcolor="gray" style="height: 1px; width: 1px;"> </td><td bgcolor="turquoise" colspan="3" style="height: 1px; width: 3px;"> </td><td bgcolor="turquoise" style="height: 1px;"> </td><td bgcolor="turquoise" colspan="3" style="height: 1px; width: 3px;"> </td><td bgcolor="gray" style="height: 1px; width: 1px;"> </td><td style="height: 1px; width: 1px;"> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="5" style="width: 5px;"> </td><td bgcolor="gray" style="width: 1px;"> </td><td bgcolor="turquoise" colspan="4" style="width: 4px;"> </td><td bgcolor="turquoise" style="height: 1px;"> <font color="blue">Charlie:</font> </td><td bgcolor="turquoise" colspan="4" style="width: 4px;"> </td><td bgcolor="gray" style="width: 1px;"> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="4" style="width: 4px;"> </td><td bgcolor="gray" style="height: 1px; width: 1px;"> </td><td bgcolor="turquoise" colspan="5" style="width: 5px;"> </td><td bgcolor="turquoise" style="height: 1px;"> </td><td bgcolor="turquoise" colspan="4" style="height: 1px; width: 4px;"> </td><td bgcolor="gray" style="height: 1px; width: 1px;"> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="3" style="height: 1px; width: 3px;"> </td><td bgcolor="gray" style="height: 1px; width: 1px;"> </td><td bgcolor="turquoise" colspan="6" style="height: 1px; width: 6px;"> </td><td bgcolor="turquoise" style="height: 1px;"> </td><td bgcolor="turquoise" colspan="4" style="height: 1px; width: 4px;"> </td><td bgcolor="gray" style="height: 1px; width: 1px;"> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" style="height: 1px; width: 2px;"> </td><td bgcolor="gray" style="height: 1px; width: 1px;"> </td><td bgcolor="turquoise" colspan="7" style="height: 1px; width: 7px;"> </td><td bgcolor="turquoise" style="height: 1px;"> </td><td bgcolor="turquoise" colspan="4" style="height: 1px; width: 4px;"> </td><td bgcolor="gray" style="height: 1px; width: 1px;"> </td></tr><tr><td style="height: 1px; width: 1px;"> </td><td bgcolor="gray" style="height: 1px; width: 1px;"> </td><td bgcolor="turquoise" colspan="8" style="height: 1px; width: 8px;"> </td><td bgcolor="turquoise" style="height: 1px;"> </td><td bgcolor="turquoise" colspan="4" style="height: 1px; width: 4px;"> </td><td bgcolor="gray" style="height: 1px; width: 1px;"> </td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="gray" style="height: 1px; width: 1px;"> </td><td bgcolor="turquoise" colspan="9" style="height: 1px; width: 9px;"> </td><td bgcolor="turquoise" style="height: 1px;"> </td><td bgcolor="turquoise" colspan="4" style="height: 1px; width: 4px;"> </td><td bgcolor="gray" style="height: 1px; width: 1px;"> </td></tr><tr><td style="height: 1px; width: 1px;"> </td><td bgcolor="gray" style="height: 1px; width: 1px;"> </td><td bgcolor="turquoise" colspan="8" style="height: 1px; width: 8px;"> </td><td bgcolor="turquoise" style="height: 1px;"> </td><td bgcolor="turquoise" colspan="4" style="height: 1px; width: 4px;"> </td><td bgcolor="gray" style="height: 1px; width: 1px;"> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" style="height: 1px; width: 2px;"> </td><td bgcolor="gray" style="height: 1px; width: 1px;"> </td><td bgcolor="turquoise" colspan="7" style="height: 1px; width: 7px;"> </td><td bgcolor="turquoise" style="height: 1px;"> </td><td bgcolor="turquoise" colspan="4" style="height: 1px; width: 4px;"> </td><td bgcolor="gray" style="height: 1px; width: 1px;"> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="3" style="height: 1px; width: 3px;"> </td><td bgcolor="gray" style="height: 1px; width: 1px;"> </td><td bgcolor="turquoise" colspan="6" style="height: 1px; width: 6px;"> </td><td bgcolor="turquoise" style="height: 1px;"> </td><td bgcolor="turquoise" colspan="4" style="height: 1px; width: 4px;"> </td><td bgcolor="gray" style="height: 1px; width: 1px;"> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="4" style="height: 1px; width: 4px;"> </td><td bgcolor="gray" style="height: 1px; width: 1px;"> </td><td bgcolor="turquoise" colspan="5" style="width: 5px;"> </td><td bgcolor="turquoise" style="height: 1px;"> </td><td bgcolor="turquoise" colspan="4" style="height: 1px; width: 4px;"> </td><td bgcolor="gray" style="height: 1px; width: 1px;"> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="5" style="width: 5px;"> </td><td bgcolor="gray" style="width: 1px;"> </td><td bgcolor="turquoise" colspan="4" style="height: 1px; width: 4px;"> </td><td bgcolor="turquoise" style="height: 1px;"> <font color="blue">Oh god youre one of those cryptic freaks I hate you already</font> </td><td bgcolor="turquoise" colspan="4" style="height: 1px; width: 4px;"> </td><td bgcolor="gray" style="width: 1px;"> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="6" style="height: 1px; width: 6px;"> </td><td bgcolor="gray" style="height: 1px; width: 1px;"> </td><td bgcolor="turquoise" colspan="3" style="height: 1px; width: 3px;"> </td><td bgcolor="turquoise" style="height: 1px;"> </td><td bgcolor="turquoise" colspan="3" style="height: 1px; width: 3px;"> </td><td bgcolor="gray" style="height: 1px; width: 1px;"> </td><td style="height: 1px; width: 1px;"> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="7" style="height: 1px; width: 7px;"> </td><td bgcolor="gray" style="height: 1px; width: 1px;"> </td><td bgcolor="turquoise" colspan="2" style="height: 1px; width: 2px;"> </td><td bgcolor="turquoise" style="height: 1px;"> </td><td bgcolor="turquoise" colspan="2" style="height: 1px; width: 2px;"> </td><td bgcolor="gray" style="height: 1px; width: 1px;"> </td><td colspan="2" style="height: 1px; width: 2px;"> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="8" style="height: 1px; width: 8px;"> </td><td bgcolor="gray" style="height: 1px; width: 1px;"> </td><td bgcolor="turquoise" style="height: 1px; width: 1px;"> </td><td bgcolor="turquoise" style="height: 1px;"> </td><td bgcolor="turquoise" style="height: 1px; width: 1px;"> </td><td bgcolor="gray" style="height: 1px; width: 1px;"> </td><td colspan="3" style="height: 1px; width: 3px;"> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="9" style="height: 1px; width: 9px;"> </td><td bgcolor="gray" style="height: 1px; width: 1px;"> </td><td bgcolor="gray" style="height: 1px;"> </td><td bgcolor="gray" style="height: 1px; width: 1px;"> </td><td colspan="4" style="height: 1px; width: 4px;"> </td></tr></table></td></tr></table>

(Edited by Charlie the Penguin)

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Charlie the Penguin·11/3/2015

<p>Heal Tra, Hurt Charlie </p><p>Tra: 14 </p><p>Charlie: 10 </p><p><i>k bai</i> </p>

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Charlie the Penguin·10/30/2015

<p><big><big><big><big><big>YOU'D BETTER HURRY...</big> </big> </big> </big> </big> </p>

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Charlie the Penguin·10/19/2015

<p>Me: Hey, that's my thing! </p><p>Rookie: *turns around* Oh, hey Charlie, where have you been? I feel like I haven't seen you since you had that weird freakout and never returned to the HQ. And why are your eyes red now? </p><p>Me: It's a long story, I'll tell you later. Where is everyone? </p><p>Rookie: I dunno. *quickly changes channel before Charlie can see what he's watching* </p><p><i>A portal opens up next to Charlie</i> </p><p>Me: What th- </p><p>Gary: *pulls Charlie through and closes the portal* </p>

(Edited by Charlie the Penguin)