Greetings agents, it is I, Gary The Gadget Guy.
Yes the real Gary. Not one of my clones. Why would you think that?
I have an important announcement.
As you may know, I recently cured my caffeine addiction, and with that has come a revelation.
The answer to the ultimate question, the question that penguins have been asking since the dawn of time, that scholars have pondered over for centuries, that I myself have asked many times is......
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