Me, A white puffle in the forest: *looks out of bush (AKA home) and sees you, squeaks in horror, hides in bush crying*
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The agents are sitting around in the HQ being lazy as usual
Pixie: Ugh, it feels like forever since we actually had an issue to deal with.
Gary: No kidding. According to my records, 2016 was our most uneventful year yet.
Pixie: How can you tell?
Gary: There's literally no records.
Pixie: *sighs*
Rookie: Hey, guys, don't you think we should take down the Christmas tree by now?
Me: *dives in front of it* NO ONE TOUCHES THE TREE.
Rookie: ...im sorry please dont kill me
Shiro: I wonder if anything good's on. *turns on the TV; Attack on Titan is on*
Me: AHHHHHHHHANIME *hides behind the tree*
Gizmo: Eyy gurl, you wanna attack my titan? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Raven: Ugh, who left Gizmo's pickup mode on?
Shiro: Guilty. *changes channel*
Shiro: Ugh, this show sucks. *throws remote away, which hits Gizmo in the face*
Gizmo: *falls over* Is it still assault if I'm into it? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Pixie: Finally something bad happens! Come on guys, let's go!
Me: Woah, woah, woah. We're going to help SPIKE? What has he ever done for us?
Pixie grabs Charlie by the shirt collar
Pixie: *eyes widen and pupils shrink* I HAVE BEEN SITTING HERE DOING NOTHING FOR THE PAST YEAR AND I DON'T EVEN CARE AT THIS POINT. WE'RE GOING TO THE LIGHTHOUSE. *turns around* EVERYONE TO THE TELEPORTER!
Everyone groans
Just Updated
It's been 3 years since the Merry Walrus Party was disengaged, and the mascot of the party is still quite enraged. He's currently plotting an evil scheme, that will upset the penguins and make them scream.
The narrator has been fired due to lazy rhyming
Merry Walrus: Those penguins think they can just forget about me and my holiday, because it wasn't popular enough?! Well I'll show them! MWAHAHAHA
The Walrus begins devising a plan to ruin the penguins' yearly holiday party
Meanwhile, in the Forest, penguins are decorating the big tree.
Rookie: *eats 50 candy canes*
Me: ROOOOOKIE THOSE WERE FOR THE TREE!
Rookie: Ooops....
Charlie dances around, blasting Christmas music and singing
Everyone is happy
Me: Do you think it's too much to hope for the rest of this year to be disaster free?
Gary: *looking at a calculator* There's a 99.9% chance of peace until 2017.
Gracie: Soo... There's still a 1% chance then?
Gary: Don't worry, the odds are certainly in our favor this year.
The Merry Walrus can be heard laughing maniacally in the distance
Time: 7 days before apocalypse
The RPF is robbing the Pizza Parlor for the 9,001th time.
Uncle Arctic: HELL YEAH!! WE STOLE 593,610,123,456,789,028 PIZZAS TODAY!!!
Omega Zero: That sounds really boring.
Uncle Arctic: HELL YEAH!! WE STOLE 59-
Omega Zero: SHUT UP!
Lydia: Now that we have THAT many pizzas, WE CAN BECOME GODS!
Brady: Can we surf while eating them?
Lydia: Yes, but it doesn't work for you because you suck at surfing.
Brady: Awww...
The PSA arrive.
Budder Ninja: Aw crap.
Charlie: Stop right there!
Lydia: Can you make us?
Zero: No, BUT WE'LL STILL STOP YOU!!!!
Jedi: Bring it on, bruh.
Helmet: You want it? Let's go.
The agents are sitting around in the HQ doing nothing (why do my RPs always start like this?)
Me: Gee, it sure is boring around here...
Raven: *takes out one earbud* What?
Rookie: *stuffing his face with pumpkin spice flavored cheese puffs* Shoulfn't somefing baf haffen aboumt nof?
Me: I'm not even going to try and comprehend what you just said...
Gary runs in, screaming at the top of his lungs
Me: Oh gods, what happened?
Gary: I "ACCIDENTALLY" ACTIVATED MY HALLOWEEN GENERATOR! NOW WE HAVE TO CELEBRATE EARLY!
Me: Wtf, I thought you'd been stabbed, the way you were screaming.
Gary: Sorry, I just got really excited...
Raven: Is no one else going to point out the fact that it's still SEPTEMBER?
Gary: SHUT UP IT'S HALLOWEEN! *stuffs a pumpkin marshmallow into Raven's mouth so she can't talk*
Me: Well, as long as you aren't going to cause any disasters or anything, I guess there's no harm in an early celebration.
Gary: *smiles innocently* Have a little faith darling, it's not like I was planning to summon any ghosts or demons or anything... *holds a book of summoning spells behind his back*
Raven: *eating the marshmallow * But you ALWAYS cause disasters!
Me: Yeah, there's a reason why people have taken to calling you "Gary the Disaster Guy"
Charlie: Why are you still allowed to plan parties?
Gary: BECAUSE I'M AWESOME! *puts on a pair of aviator sunglasses*
Charlie: Okaaaaay then... "*goes to watch TNBC for the millionth time*
Me: Hey, wait for me! *follows Charlie*
Gary: *smiling mischievously* Welp, who wants to help me summon ghosts?
Random Narrator: This is how the world ends
(Picture of Justin and Happy Herbert together shows up for 5 minutes)
- TV Static*
Gary: Oh....oh no.....OH NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Rookie: What is it, Gary? And why is everybody here all of a sudden?
Gary: I just remembered! WE JUST POPPED UP IN HAPPY HERBERT AND JUSTIN'S HOUSE! Oh, yeah I don't know why.
Some weird guy named Bob: So what? I love JB! <3
- Gary slaps Bob*
Bob: OW! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?! >:(
Gary: Because Justin Bieber is EVIL!!
Bob: He's not evil!
Gary: Yes he is. I watched her steal a $2,5000,000,000 Platinum Puffle from a baby.
- Footsteps are heard*
Gary: OH SNAP THEY'RE COMING, EVERYONE RUN!
Bob: YAY, JB!
- Bob runs to Justin*
Gary: Well, he's dead.
- Everyone runs away except Bob of course*
The scene opens on a badly made cardboard stage. The curtains, (which are made out of old lab coats) open, revealing a sock puppet of Gary
Gary: Hello and welcome to a very special production of Gary Potter Puppet Pals!
Pixie (from somewhere behind the stage): But Gar, your last name isn't Potter.... also that series already exists....
A puppet of Pixie appears
Gary (imitating Pixie's voice): But Gareh, ur name isn't Potteh!
Pixie: I DO NO sound like that!
Both of the puppets disappear and the sounds of fighting can be heard from behind the stage
The Gary puppet reappears, looking slightly scruffier
Gary: Terribly sorry about that, we now return to Gary's Sock Friends.
The audience, (which consists of 3 pookies, a penguin wearing a toilet plunger on their head and a woman who looks suspiciously like Lee Pace in a wig) laughs
Gary: I haven't even said anything amusing yet...
Plunger head: HAHAHA ITS FUNNY BECAUSE YOUR ONLY FRIENDS ARE THISE SOCKS YOU LOVE SO MUCH!
Gary: YOU TAKE THAT BACK! *a gourd that is painted to look like ADL is thrown at the penguin
Gary: Now shut your coffee hole and pay attention! Now where was I? oh right...
An eagle puppet wearing sunglasses appears on stage
Gary (in a poor imitation of Eagles' voice): Omigosh Gary come quick, there's a dragon at the docks!
Gary: Holy fishsticks Eagles! This sounds like a job for.... GARY!
The puppets cross the stage to a photo of a dock
A puppet of Scorn is ramming his head into a boat contaning puppets of Pixie and Raven
Gary: It's far worse than i thought! It's a good thing I've suddenly developed magical powers! ABRACAFREAKINGDABRA
The puppet throws glitter at Scorn, who drops behind the stage with a shreik
Pixie and Raven both embrace Gary
Gary (imitating Pixie) Oh Gary Bear, you saved us, how can we ever repay you?
Gary: I need no payment fair lady, your gratitude is enough for this humble hero!
The audience boos
Pookie: Y u no let the gwirls swave twemselves?
Plunger head: IT'S PEOPLE LIKE YOU THAT ARE RUINING OUR SOCIETY!
Lee Pace: Even that Twilight movie I was in is better than this...
Pixie: Did I just hear Lee's voice?
Lee Pace: I'M NOT LEE PACE! I'm uhh... Leeann Pacely...
Pixie: oh...
Gary: You hated my show? FINE THEN! I'LL GIVE YOU A SHOW YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY HATE! COME BACK TOMORROW AT NOON, AND BE SURE TO TELL EVERYONE YOU KNOW!
Later, Gary sits in his great uncle's massive library, reading a book on how to create living puppets
Gary: I'll teach them to laugh at my puppet shows! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *Gary breaks into a fit of coughing* Ahem, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- *he starts coughing again* I really need to stop laughing like that.....
(Long starter is almost as long as the second Kingkiller Chronicles book.... but whatever)
There will be a new Villain, Gary, Rookie, Rockhopper, Stompin Bob and all the other mascots joined my side (Varanus109) and will try to destroy Pixies Secret Agency
Everyone is sitting in the coffee break room, it's been an uninteresting week and most of the PSA is bored out of their minds, I suddenly run in, wearing a pie on my head and fangirl squealing
Me: GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS!
Gary: The day we take a vacation to a remote island where two people could commit unspeakable acts together and no one would ever know?
Me: Gary, ew... and no. IT'S INTERNATIONAL LEE PACE DAY!
Raven: OMG YES!
Gary: You just made that up...
Me: So? Somebody made up International Woman's Day too, and people celebrate it!
Cherlie: I've lost my will to live. Rookie, please shoot me in the head.
*Rookie shoots Charlie with a water gun*
Me: In honor of this important occasion, I've invited a very special guest to the island.
Lee Pace walks through the door
Raven: *screaming*
Raven sat alone in eagles her lab and stared at a screen. There was a sudden scream like in Star Wars "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO". All the agents came rushing.
Pixie: WHAT IS IT
Charlie: WHO DID YOU FAIL TO MURDER
Rookie: MILEY CYRUS YAY
Me: I just...I found out that I am immortal...? But in a weird way...Eagles and my fusion and separationg ave me his powers and apparently immortality...I can die, but regenerate like a timelord....
((SHORT INTRO SORRY))
It was a normal day at the PSA. Gary was drinking coffee, Rookie was singing Miley Cyrus and pretending to be Thor while Rocky was Loki, Pixie was fangirling over Lee Pace while listening to Nightwish, and Raven had joined her. Charlie was stuffing his face with donuts along with Helmet and Gizmo, who, in fact, had a hard time eating donuts due to his robotness. Yup, pretty normal. No work was getting done as usual. Anyway, it was a normal day until there was a sudden knocking at the not-so-secret-secret entrance that led into the agencies main offices. It was ignored. Another knock...No answer. A canon shot went off...
Me: WHO DIED?! RUE? FINNICK? PRIM?
Pixie: *slaps me* NO! They're already dead anyway *trollface*
Me: *scowls* What was that?
Gary bursts in
G: GADZOOKS! Did you hear that?
Me: China heard that, Gary...What was it?
Charlie walks in stuffing his face with donuts, Helmet in tow. Miley Cyrus can still be heard in the distance.
Charlie: *talks with mouthfull* Perburly Rerkherpper
Helmet: UNGLURSH? *is doing the same*
Pixie: *rolls eyes* Why don't we all just go see what it was?
Me: Someone who is smart, good!
G: *opens his mouth and holds up a flipper*
Me: Save it.
They go and look outside, but as soon as they open the door a flash of orange light is seen and knocks them back, and Eagles is standing there, taller, white skin instead of brown, orange hair instead of yellow, same black shades, dogtag necklace, same old hoodie, the same one Raven wears, all black sneakers, and he is holding what seems to be a gun. There is something strange about his eyes. No, it wasn't those fake ass eyes you can buy in the Gift Shop what the hell even are those, besides creepy as hell?! His eyes were black pits, as if he were possessed. They all stared in shock, having no words or any idea how to respond to his sudden reappearance. He had been gone for nearly a year, after all. Depressed, unsure of life, questioning everything ever, and now here he was: not dead, standing before them. They all watched as he stared them down one by one, glaring. Nobody spoke for a while, but finally.......
This RP is similar the the old Dimension Exploration thread, except we're visiting the minds of various agents
Everyone is sitting in the HQ, looking bored
Gary enters, carrying a strange contraption
Gary: You're probably all wondering why I've called you here today.
Everyone: No, not really.
Gary: ...well... I've completed my latest invention, the Minderizer 3000! With this baby, we'll be able to see inside our minds!
Charlie; It just looks like an old video camera...
Gary: Well, that's what I built it out of!
Gracie: So, how exactly does it work?
Gary: I'm glad you asked!
Gary launches into a loooong, complicated, and scientific description of the machine
Gary: ...and that's how we'll be able to enter each others minds!
Me: *removes one earbud* What?
Gary: *facepalms* Honey, for a "Director" you sure have been irresponsible lately.
I shrug and put my earbuds back in
Rookie: Maybe we should enter Pixie's mind, and see what's making her act funny?
Gary: Rookie that's a wonderful idea! Agents, gather around, we're about to go where no penguin has gone before!
Rookie: Space? That pit behind the chocolate factory? The creepy old mansion in the forest?
Gary: No Rookie, we're going somewhere that's considerably more frightening.
Gary: The mindscape, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the PSA, our continuing mission, to seek out what makes us who we are, and what we do. TO BOLDLY GO WHERE NO ONE HAS GONE BEFORE!
Eagles: Stop with the Star Trek references and just get on with it already.
Gary: You people are no fun..
Gary presses a button, and the agents are transported into Pixie's mind
The agents find themselves standing inside of a large, Victorian style mansion. The walls, and most of the furniture are painted a dark shade of purple. A sign is hanging on one of the walls, it reads "Welcome to my special Hell, please wipe your feet, don't harass the inhabitants, eat all my food, or insult Lee Pace. and don't leave smol children unattended!" Nightwish's I Want My Tears Back can be heard playing rather loudly from a speaker on the wall. There are many photographs of Pixie with various celebrities hanging on the walls. Pixie herself is perched on a ski lift chair that is hanging from the ceiling
Me: Welcome to my mind kingdom! Please feel free to have a seat, and as much cocoa as you can drink!
I clap my hands and Sam Winchester appears, carrying a tray of hot chocolate
Gary: Her mind is even worse than I imagined...
(Long starter is long)
(This is totally based off of a roleplay we did in chat earlier)
Scene opens on an extravagant Victorian mansion, which is surrounded by a lush green lawn
A penguin waddles across a sidewalk in front of the mansion, when suddenly they trip and land on the lawn' '
'Gariwald runs out of the mansion and screams at the top of his lungs
Gariwald: GET OFF MY LAWN! *releases the kracken*
Penguin: I DON'T WANNA DIE! *runs away from the mansion, being chased by the kracken*
Gariwald: Stupid kids, always messing up my lawn!
Scene transition
Gracie waddles onto Gariwald's sidewalk and gets her flipper caught in a bear trap
Gary: Dammit Uncle, what have I said about the traps?
Gariwald: SERVES YOU RIGHT!
Gracie;: I was on the sidewalk....
Gariwald: STAY OFF MY SIDEWALK! *releases Gracie*
Gracie: I'll stay out of your neighborhood. *dramatically walks away*
Gariwald shrugs and waddles back inside' '
Credits roll
TV Announcer Person: Tune in next week for another exciting episode of Dumb Kids On My Lawn!
Gary: AND THAT'S A WRAP! '*Slams director's clapboard on Gariwald's flipper*
Gariwald;: WATCH WHERE YOU'RE SLAMMING THAT THING YA LITTLE ****! *hits Gary over the head with the clapboard*
Gary and his uncle chase each other across the set, screaming obscenities, and throwing props at one another
Pixie: Could this show possibly be any more of a disaster?
This story leads up to Rise of the Dark Wizard
Long, LONG ago-
Penguin: IT WASN'T THAT LONG! ONLY 5 YEARS AGO DUMMY!
Shaddup! *throws bomb*
Penguin *explodes*
Thats better, Now where were we? Ah yes, Long ago there were two penguins by the name of Hugo and Noah. These were no ordinary penguins, No, No. These were the heroes of Club Penguin! Oh you though Shadow Guy and Gamma Gal were the best heroes? You thought wrong. Anyway, These Heroes had met this Wizard-
Penguin: DOES EVERY STORY HAVE A WIZARD!????
Wizards are common, Now don't make me blow you up too!
Penguin: K i'll shut up.
Good. Anyway, Hugo and Noah had met these wizards that had gave them MAGICAL powers.
Penguin: Can you explain the story better?
*bombs penguin*
Penguin: D'aw <censored>
Anyways, the world was going through the apocalypse, about 7 years ago, and total global extinction seemed imminent. Hugo and Noah both lived in a small town, walled off from the rest of the world. When news of the apocalypse reached their town, everyone panicked. Noah and Hugo eventually came to their senses, and decided the only way to end the apocalypse was to destroy the source of the apocalypse. The two decided they were not strong enough to destroy the source on their own, so they traveled, and met a mysterious penguin who granted them Super Powers. Noah was made super strong, while Hugo was made super agile. The two, with their newfound abilities, went and destroyed the source of the apocalypse, and haven't been seen since. Considering the time since they have last been seen, they are assumed to be dead. As so it seems... Until now!
Hugo: Huh? What happened? Noah? Where are you?
These two had been separated from eachother due to an explosion from the apocalypse.
Hugo: NOAH!? NOAAH!!!!!!!!! What happened?
Hugo thought he had been on his own due to the gravel and the giant crater
Hugo: Was there an explosion? What happend? Am I dead?
???: No young one... Your alive...
Hugo: Whos there?
???: That doesn't matter. The world is in danger!
Hugo: How?
???: A new threat has approached this universe and it's up to you to find him and destroy him!
Hugo: But what about Noah? Is he alive?
???: That I cannot tell you... But you must go forth with this journey, To save the UNIVERSE!
Hugo: Hmm... The universe... This cannot be good! *grabs broken dual paintbrush off the ground*
???: You must fix it.
Hugo: How?
???: Use your mind. Use your head...Use... Your power...
Hugo: Hmm... *puts the two broken parts together and a flash of light appears* AHH!
Dual Paintbrush had been fixed
Hugo: I did it!
???: Well done great one, Now go forth! Now! Before it's too late!
Hugo: Whatever's out there... I'm coming for it...
Meanwhile at the PSA HQ... Earthis had been rambling on about stuff he found out about these two incredible Heroes.
Goldenstar: They had destroyed the source, But they went missing after and no one knows if they are dead or not.
Charlie: That seems incredible... They might still be alive!
Goldenstar: But they went missing, And theres a MASSIVE crater where the source was.
Charlie: Really?
Goldenstar: Actually... Now that I think of it... In the crater lied Hugo... But Noah was nowheres to be found.
Charlie: Was he dead?
Goldenstar: Well, Thats what everyone thinks. Turns out he was lying there for 2 months. Who knows if hes dead or not!
Charlie: Two months? Hes probably dead.
Goldenstar: But I have hope...
Charlie: I wonder what happened to Noah...
Goldenstar: I hope hes alive...
Earthis: Should I wear... Wolf costume... Or... Ugh no...
Riley: You better figure out what you want to be for Halloween. It's next week you know...
Earthis: I KNOW I KNOW... I'll figure out at some point.
Pixie: Anyway, It's that time of year again, We need to decorate for Halloween!
Earthis: *yawns* That was always boring.
Riley: Come on Earthis, Have some sense.
Earthis: Well It's the truth...
Riley: I have the coolest idea!
Earthis: What?
Riley: We-
Gary: GUYSS!!!!!!! I finished the robots for the 10 anniversary party!
Riley: Nice!
Earthis: Imagine if the robots turned evil *smirk*
Riley: Anyway, We should carve some pumpkins!
Pixie: Ok!
Gary: I need to set up for the party. Oh and thanks for making the party hat Charlie! It looks great!
The roleplay starts with a book opening to it's first page
407 years ago
Harrison's watchguard: INVASION!
Harrison: WHO IS IT?!
Harrison soldier: Looks like some kind o- OMG THOSE THINGS ARE GROSS!
Harrison: What are they?
Harrision soldier: Justin Bieber's soldiers...
Harrison: OMG WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
Harrison's strongest knight: FEAR NOT! I'LL DESTROY THEM IN JUST ONE REPLY!
One of Justin Bieber's dragons shoot fire at him
Harrison: NOOO!
Harrison soldier: Yep, we're dead.
Castle is set on fire
407 years later
Zero: AAAAH!
Zero falls on the ground
Jay: Huh? What happened to you?
Zero: Went to the Hall of Origin. Arceus kicked me out because he thought "I had a disease involving Justin Bieber."
Jay: OH MY GOD! Won't want that disease. Come on in, we'll try to check out if you have that disgusting virus.
Previously on who cares
The Void begins to pull the sky into it.
Eagles: That makes no sense.
Charlisse: The world is imploding. We cannot prevent it.
Adam: Wow.
Meanwhile, on the mountain.
Pixie: What's happening to the sky?
Locy: I can't tell.
Anti-Locy flies over.
Anti-Locy: My Void is eating it. I'm destroying the world.
Locy: YOU CAN'T JUST DO THAT!
Locy attempts to punch Anti-Locy, but falls through her.
Locy: Okay... I understand. There's only one way for this to end.
Locy punches herself.
Anti-Locy: OW!
Anti-Locy falls off the mountain. The forcefield disappears.
Locy: Well, she's dead.
Gary: Locy, she can fly.
Locy: No... I can.
Locy levitates in midair. Meanwhile, at the Void...
The void grows bigger.
Void: FEED ME
Jay: Okay, we seriously need to stop this.
Charlisse: We can't stop this. It's over.
Eagles: How would you know?
Charlisse: The Void doesn't follow the rules.
Adam: What rules?
Raven is working in what used to be Eagles's lab, which is now hers, when Pixie, Rookie, Gary, and a bunch of other penguins from the PSA walk in.
Me: *is too busy working* What do you all need?
Pixie: That time of year as come again... It is no Rookie day!
Everyone, including Rookie and not Raven: YAY!
Me: *stops working and turns around* You mean the day where we leave for a week long trip without Rookie?
Gary: Yes, correct.
Me: Wouldn't it be better to send Rookie off? I mean last time we left hm alone, he destroyed everything...
Raven is then smacked with a frying Pan
Me: OW! I was just pointing out the past...That isn't breaking the fourth wall!
She is smacked again
Me: YOU KNOW WHAT... *takes a deep breath* Alright...Let no Rookie day begin...
Yes, this is an obvious parody of Gravity Falls.
Gary: Ah summer, A time for leisure, recreation, and taking it easy. Unless you're me.
Gary and Lily crash a snow trekker into a sign reading Gary Falls, a large creature chases them, growling angrily' '
My name is Gary. The girl about to puke is my sister Lily. You may be wondering what we're doing in a snow trekker, fleeing from a creature of unimaginable horror.
The creature throws the snow trekker off a cliff
Gary: BECAUSE I'M WONDERING THAT TOO!
The snow trekker explodes
Gary: Let's rewind. *Flashback to Gary and Lily in their living room at home* It all began when our parents decided we could use some fresh air. (Which is really weird because we're both like 20 something) Anyway, they shipped us up north to a sleepy town called Gary Falls, (which was obviously named after my family) to stay at our great-uncle Gariwald's mansion in the woods. Gariwald runs the Mystery Mansion, a tourist trap designed to rob visitors of their hard earned cash.
Gariwald smacks Gary with a frying pan
Gariwald: Can you stop doing that narration thing? It's getting really <censored> annoying!
Lily: HEY LOOK, I FOUND GRUNKLE GARIWALD'S STASH OF SUGAR!
Gariwald: THAT'S NOT SUGAR! *snatches bag of white powder out of Lily's hands*
Gary: As you can see, life here is pretty strange. And it's about to get much weirder....
Gariwald hits Gary with the frying pan again
Gariwald: Who is he even talking to? *shrugs* Oh well, I'm gonna go lock myself in my lab and snort this bag of... sugar....
Lily: Can I help?
Gariwald: NO
I have decided to create an RP about something about Dark Wizard. You'll see. Also this marks the arrival of Earthis.
Long ago, There was an evil Dark Wizard who created a mysterious penguin-like creature by the name of Star, Yet this creature had killed him as soon as he was ready. Star had been created to help this Dark Wizard destroy the world.
Dark Wizard: Ah yes, a few moments now and he shall be ready!
The machine rumbles
Dark Wizard: Yes! It has been created!
Star: *walks out* Hm... Where am I... What is this place? Who am I?
Dark Wizard: Greetings Star! Welcome to my Labratory.
Star: What kind of fool are you? Creating me to help you take over the world? I'm sorry but I don't help no one! I do it on my own! And since you have served your purpose to help create me, You are no longer needed!
Dark Wizard: Wait, What do you mean?!
Star: *gets dark sword* You are no longer needed, Wolf! *slashes at neck*
Dark Wizard: NOOO!!!!!!!
And now we return to the present where Shadowstar still lurks about. Also the newest Incarnation, Earthis is formed
Zoey: *shoots tree with arrow* Perfect shot! That fool Shadowstar can't defeat us.
ground starts to shake
Zoey: What the heck is happening?
A penguin comes out of the ground
Earthis: Huh? Where am I?
Zoey: Wait, Dad!?
Earthis: Zoey!
Zoey: Your alive!? But... How?
Earthis: I may have died twice... But I'm back... Stronger then ever...
Zoey: You look a lot different then you were before...
Earthis: That's because I harness the power of the Earth Element.
Zoey: Wow... Thats amazing!