Douglas: I present to you... The Valentine Box 3000!
Herbert: Bravo! What does it do, make things fall in love? *laughs*
Douglas: Yes.
Herbert: *thinking* This is the perfect way to get Hailey! *out loud* So what's the point?
Tusk: Isn't it ironic that an evil called LOVE makes a device that makes things fall in love?
Douglas: Uh. I didn't notice that. Anyways, we could destroy the PSA! They'll be too distracted by their love.
Herbert: I tried that once with potions. Eventually, it started World War III with zombies.
Douglas: Ehh, who cares about Season 1? That season was really confusing. Well, here's an example.
Meanwhile, in the PSA...
Gary: I have invented the Distractulator 5000! It makes things become distrac- *gets zapped with Valentine Box* Coffee, will you marry me?
Back in the base...
Douglas: See? It works perfectly!
Dian: Are you sure that's not the Distractulator 5000?