Listen to me! I am not a hipster!
— Jake
Jake Ryder

Age 24 years
Gender Male
Species Penguin
Position PSA agent
Friends The PSA
Enemies RPF, LOVE
Favorites Chocolate
Related To Faye
Romance Interest Eva*
Status Alive
Alternate Form ?
Portrayed By Tony Salerno

Jake Ryder is the brother of Faye. Much like his sister, he is Australian-English, speaking in an English accent. In his free time he helps the PSA.

He was also the husband of Eva. He only married her because of what he feared would happen if he didn't. He found it weird that she went insane at random times. He'd often call her an idiot. After finally convincing his abusive wife, he divorced Eva. He was happy about it and continues to live alone.


He is very smart, and is often classified as a nerd. He's often mistaken as a hipster. He is also very clumsy, in which caused him to fall off a roof when he was trying to see a meteor shower with Faye. Due to this, he suffers from amnesia.

He loves sweets, just like his sister. His favourite kind is hard candy.


  • "Oh really now?"
  • "Well yes... Heh!"
  • "Faye, it's so nice to see you again!"
  • "Eva, you're a crazy idiot."


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