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This episode is called...

BODYBUILDING

Note: We are trying out this form of Roleplay to see how people like it.

Roleplay

Jay:

I'm hungry.

Rookie:

Then eat something, Jay! You haven't eaten for days!

McKenzie:

He's a ghost, Rookie!

Rookie:

AH! A ghost? WHERE?!

Everybody:

*facepalm*

Gary enters the room.

Gary:

Hey, everybody! Sorry I'm late. I was watching the news... They found Jay's body... It's... Alive...

Charlie:

Alive? How is that possible when Jay's right here?

Wingman:

Squeak Squeakedy Squeak!

Dogkid:

Huh?

Jay:

Charlie, your Puffle is quite intelligent! He just said, "Penguin bodies can stay alive without their souls as long as their hearts are beating. But they don't have minds."

Hailey:

Does that mean Jay... Is still alive?

Pixie:

Wait! Gary Bear, what exactly was Jay's body doing?

Gary:

Uh... He was tearing down a construction site.

Jay:

Yep, it's mindless.

Locy:

Well what are we waiting for? Let's catch it!

Lucy:

I don't think It will be that easy, Locy. His body is mindless and powerful... Like dragons! Except less powerful, and more mindless! Dealing with him is very risky and will probably take some violence!

Locy:

Yep seeing nothing but green lights

Lucy:

:/ ... Ok then. Lets go!

Wingman:

Squeak Squeakedy Squeak!

Charlie:

Good point, Wingman! Why can't Jay just re-possess his body?

Jay:

Hmmm... I guess it's worth a try!

Dogkid:

C'mon, let's go try it.

Later, at the construction site...

Jay:

There he is! Let me repossess him! *tries repossessing* It's not working! There's something blocking me from connecting to my body!

Mindless Body:

MWAHAHA... You'll never find me! *runs away*

Charlie:

Now how will you reclaim your body?

Gary:

My calculations show that Jay will have to at least possess someone's body to fight his own.

McKenzie:

O.O

Rookie:

Why are you all looking at me?

Gary:

Umm, you're Stupid, I mean strong enough to bring on a mindless body.

Rookie:

Ohh, If that's the case, I'll just go home and see if I can find a snowball to throw at him.

Locy:

You are letting him take over your body.

Rookie:

And why would I do that?

Locy:

Cause I told you too

Rookie:

Well you can't argue with that logic..

Jay:

Umm, Rookie does have some brain in there... But he might as well be a dinosaur...

Rookie:

Yeah! Wait, hey!

Jay:

We aren't taking Rookie's brain out temporarily, it's too dangerous... But I do know somebody we could get!

A little later...

???:

Why was I chosen? And what is this place?

Jay:

It's the future, Oldlife.

Oldlife:

So, how long will I be brainless and possessed?

Jay:

Uh... *whispers to Gary* How long?

Gary:

*whispers to Jay* Undeterminable.

Jay:

It won't be for long!

Musosten:

*walks in* Hi, I, uh... *sees Oldlife on a table with Gary holding a knife* May be filling out a police report later... *leaves*

Gary:

Ok, let's get this over with.

Oldlife:

O.K. *Screams as Gary Cuts Brain Out*

Dogkid:

Wut

Charlie:

*covers eyes* Gary, stop!

Gary:

Why?

Charlie:

You don't have to cut out his brain for Jay to possess him!

Jay:

We don't?

Wingman:

Squeak... -.-

Pixie:

*sigh* Just... give him his brain back, you're making a mess. O.O

Jay:

Let me try something... *flies around in a circle, then dives into Oldlife's body, possessing him*

Possessed Oldlife:

It... It worked! I'm in Oldlife's body... But with my power! Now I can possess anybody I want!

Halo:

*steps back* Uh, I'd rather not be possessed...

Helmet:

Wait, why couldn't you possess your OWN body then?

Possessed Oldlife:

I don't think it's exactly mindless, but I know it's living... It's trying to block me from getting back into my old body.

Dogkid:

Wow! All this possessing is making me...think of...I have volley bolley...volley bo-bleh practice.... (Vanishes)

Charlie:

Well that was weird.

Possessed Oldlife:

It was indeed! Now we must head to the construction site!

Lucy:

Wait! Just in case it doesn't work I have a brain swap gem!

Possessed Oldlife:

But won't that swap my brain and Oldlife's brain?

Lucy:

Well all I have to do is say "Brain swap Jay!" and Jay's soul will go to whoever he is touching, if he is touching anyone.

Possessed Oldlife:

All right then, lets go!

At the construction site....

Possessed Oldlife:

Hey, where's my body?

???:

Oh, Jay...

Possessed Oldlife:

No- it can't be- he's dead...

Puffles:

Who is?

Possessed Oldlife:

It's KEVIN who possessed my body!

Kevin in Jay's Body:

So, you've found out! I am Kevin! But I'm not you're biggest problem! *runs away*

Possessed Oldlife:

*chases after him* GAHH, why is Oldlife so slow? *floats out of Oldlife's body, then falls down*

Jay:

Huh, I've really got to fix that. Well, it is a new way to stun an enemy!

Rookie:

What do you think Evil Jay was talking about?

Jay:

I don't know, probably just nonsense.

Everybody leaves.

Evil Voice:

*maniacally laughs*

END.

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