| Shmixie Grounde | |
|---|---|
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| Information | |
| Age | 5 |
| Gender | Male |
| Sexuality | Metrosexual |
| Species | Flying Shitter |
| Position | N/A |
| Friends | Nobody |
| Enemies | Agent Pixie |
| Favorites | Dick |
| Related To | ? |
| Romance Interest | ? |
| Status | Alive |
| Alternate Form | ? |
| Portrayed By | James Woods |
Shmixie, sometimes known as Shtixie, is a penguin who claims to be Pixie’s long-lost brother. His goal is to kill the entire PSA, with his main target being Pixie, although he has only been successful in killing Amanda.
Personality[]
Shmixie is sociopathic and narcissistic. He has delusions of grandeur and believes he’d be doing the world a service by killing off the PSA. He often fantasizes of the many things he’ll do to the PSA in order to torture and kill them. He is also very racist and holds plenty of alt-right political views.
History[]
Shmixie claims to have had a tragic backstory where he grew up on Icely with Pixie, although details of this backstory vary whenever he gives details, and neither Pixie nor the rest of the Gryffin family have any recollection of her ever having a brother named Shmixie. Eventually, Shmixie, for one reason or another, leaves the Gryffin family on bad terms, sometimes robbing them and sometimes wiping their memories of his existence.
After supposedly moving away from Icely, Shmixie had committed several very real crimes, including theft, sexual assault, and even attempted murder, and landed himself in prison. Eventually, Shmixie was able to escape prison, and started planning ways to assassinate the PSA. His plans, however, were all unsuccessful, except for one assassination where he was successful in killing Amanda.
Trivia[]
- Shmixie is a winged penguin. Winged Penguins do take shits frequently, a phenomenon appears to make them shit whenever they smell ice cream trucks.
- Shmixie made music in the mid-2000s. However, after his producer died from an OD of Lean & cerebral palsy, Shmixie quit music.
- Shmixie's song "Carping Around", featuring vocals from Carp The Fish, earned 49,000 plays on soundcloud as of September 2023.
- Shmixie did play some Spelunky here and there. He beat the game twice, getting all achievements on the second attempt. It's not that he's a big gamer or anything he's just in love with it.