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  • AnonymousDuckLover
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    23:39, January 30, 2014

    Everybody is meeting in the Coffee Break Room.

    Gary: I AM SO HAPPY!

    Charlie: Uggh, do we HAVE to listen to another one of your speeches about the history of coffee?

    Gary: No. It's the three month anniversary of the last International Coffee Day!

    Pixie: *sarcastically* Geez, did you get a present for your coffee?

    Gary: Yep! I got her a coffee maker!

    Meanwhile, in an alternate universe...

    Me: My former partner, Billybob... Is DEAD?

    Rookie: I'm afraid so. Can you get me some ice cream?

    Me: Bah espressobug! I HATE THE LAST INTERNATIONAL COFFEE DAY'S THREE MONTH ANIVERSARY!

    Seven last international coffee day's three month anniversaries later...

    Gary: Can I have a day off?

    Me: Why should you?

    Gary: Sir, it's the last International Coffee Day's three month anniversary!

    Me: Bah espressobug to last International Coffee Day's three month anniversary!

    Gary: Surely you don't mean that si-

    Me: BE QUIET!

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    • Back in this dimension

      Me: ..And that's how coffee was invented!

      Charlie: Z zz- Huh, is the story over?

      Pixie: Why are we celebrating the 3 month anniversary of coffee day anyway?

      Gary: It's the most important holiday in CP's history!

      Pixie: I thought International Puffle day was more important?

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    • Me:Yeah i agree with pixie dere

      Gary:Shhh

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    • Back in the other dimension...

      Caroler #1 (Poko): On this first day of last International Coffee Day's three month anniversary, my coffee machine gave to me, a cup full of tasty coffee!

      Me: Bah espressobug! Move out of my way!

      Gary: Hey, Catherine-

      Me: JAY!

      Gary: Jay, would you like to come for the three month anniversary of International Coffee Day dinner at my house tonight? You can meet my wife Pixie, and Little Zelda-

      Me: BAH ESPRESSOBUG! You know I hate-

      Caroler #2 (Tra): Surely you didn't mean bah espressobug!

      Me: Of course I did! What do you think I meant, ponies like to eat peanut butter?

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    • Caroler 1 (me):Dat wasnt very nice

      Caroler 2 (tra):Yeah 

      Jay:BAH ESPRESSOBUG

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    • Caroler #3 (Pony Eating Peanut Butter): *cries*

      Me: Bah espressobug. Now move so I can get into my house.

      Caroler #4 (Puffles): Uncle Jay, would you like to come to our special holiday dinner?

      Me: What do you think?

      Caroler #4: Sorry...

      Me: *walks into house*

      Ghost of Billybob: *flies through door* Hi Jay, it's me, your dead partner Billybob. I came to tell you that three Gary's are coming to visit you tonight, one per hour. You'll see the Gary of Coffee Past, the Gary of Coffee Present, and the Gary of Coffee Yet to Cream. Later! *flies away*

      Me: What. Just. Happened.

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    • Me: Jay is such a scrooge!

      Caroler #1: let's go somewhere else!

      Caroler #2: Yeah!

      Later

      Jay: Bah espressobug! I'm going home!

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    • Gary of Coffee Past

      The Gary of Coffee Past

      Me: I think I'll go to sleep now *jumps in bed*

      Gary of Coffee Past: WAIT! *sets bed on fire*

      Me: AHH! *jumps off of bed* Bah espressobug! You owe me a bed!

      Gary of Coffee Past: Sorry. Now we're going to your past of coffee! *takes Jay's hand and flies into Time Trekker, going back to a long time ago at some mountain*

      Past Me: Now to be the first one to climb this tall mountain! OH NO! *trips backwards*

      Me: Hey, is that me?

      Past Me: AGGH, my beans spilled into that water puddle! I need some water... *grabs canteen* Uh oh, I'm out of water... I guess I'll have to drink this...

      Me: *has water bottle in hand* Hey, you want some of this?

      Gary of Coffee Past: He can't see you.

      Me: Oh...

      Past Me: *sips water puddle* This is delicious! I think I'll call it... a BEAN JUICE!

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    • Charlie the Penguin
      Charlie the Penguin removed this reply because:
      You have GOT to be kidding me.
      18:07, December 15, 2013
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    • Charlie the Penguin
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      18:07, December 15, 2013
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    • Jay:Bean Juice?                                                            Past Jay:Yep!           Jay:BAH EXPRESSOBUG!

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    • Gary of Coffee Past: Now let us go so where else!

      In the future of the past... I JUST CONFUSED MY SELF'

      Past Me: Hi.

      Past Belle: Hi.

      Past Me: Want some coffee?

      Past Belle: Okay.

      Me: Uh, if I remember correctly, the next thing that happens is very-

      Coffee falls from the sky.'

      Past Belle: *hugs past Jay* You're amazing!

      Past Me: Uh, what just happened?

      Me: Awkward...

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    • Story pauses

      Me: I CAN'T COMPREHEND ANY OF THIS

      Pixie: Same here, Gary Bear. This story makes no sense.

      Jay: And why did my ancestor hate coffee so much?!

      Rookie: Are you sure this is a true story?!

      Gary: ALL WILL BE REVEALED

      Me: I think we could be here a while...

      Gary resumes story

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    • Gary of Christmas Past: Bye I'm tired.

      Me: OH YOU'RE TIRED?!

      Later...

      GOCP

      Gary of Christmas Present: Hi, I'm the Gary of Christmas Present.

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    • Poko the cheese lover
      Poko the cheese lover removed this reply because:
      Nothing to do with rp
      20:58, December 25, 2013
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    • PixieLil
      PixieLil removed this reply because:
      Unrelated
      22:02, December 25, 2013
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    • Jay: Ugh, not another Gary!

      Gary of Coffee Present: Come with me. Gary takes Jay to the coffee shop

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    • Me: Why are we at the Coffee Shop?

      Present Gary: So, Little Zelda, I'm sorry we couldn't celebrate International Coffee Day's three month anniversary at our house this year!

      Gary of Coffee Present: That's why.

      Little Zelda: Agoo!

      Present Pixie: On the bright side, they elect a new leader for Club Penguin today!

      Present Gary: Let's just hope it's not that Spike guy...

      Present Pixie: But what if it turns out to be your boss?

      Present Gary: I think that would make him like International Coffee Day's three month anniversary!

      Waitress (Hailey): What would you like to drink?

      Everybody: Coffee!

      Waitress: Okay! *hands everybody coffee* And what would you like to eat?

      Present Gary: I guess we'll all share a coffee cake.

      Waitress: I'll be right back!

      Me: So, this family seems to be happy. What does this have to do with me?

      Gary of Coffee Present: Let's go to 30 minutes in the future.

      Waitress: Here's your bill!

      Random Guy (ADL): Thanks, I've been looking for my bill!

      Waitress: No, I'm talking to these people.

      Present Pixie: *grabs bill* $100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,001?

      Present Gary/Pixie/Little Zelda: NOOOOOOO!

      Me: Oh, well that makes more sense. The little one... Will she die?

      Gary of Coffee Present: If the future remains unaltered, probably.

      Me: Why?

      Gary of Coffee Present: Nobody has voted yet! If Spike Hike were to win, he would create a law saying "anybody who does not pay their bills at the coffee shop on International Coffee Day's three month anniversary, their children will have to be killed."

      Me: Okay, well, I don't really need to see the Gary of Coffee Yet to Cream then, right?

      Everything turns black, and shadowy figures appear.

      Me: I guess I do... SPIRIT... PLEASE DO NOT SHOW ME WHAT WILL COME IN MY FAR OR DISTANT FUTURE.

      Gary of Coffee Yet to Cream: But that's what I'm paid to do!

      GoCYTC

      Gary of Coffee Yet to Cream!

      Me: I thought you would be black... And you wouldn't talk at all...

      Gary of Coffee Yet to Cream: Eh, I'm actually just his understudy, and they ran out of black paint, so I used a little bit of pink paint and I can't stand not talking for such a long time!

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    • Jay: Well, let's get this over with.

      Gary takes Jay to the future

      Future Pixie: *crying* If only we had been able to pay that bill!

      Future Gary: I don't even like coffee that much! :( 

      Jay: What can I do?

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    • Gary of Coffee Yet to Cream: You could have invited them to your house on that very specific night, or maybe you could be nice to everyone and penguins could vote you for leader of Club Penguin.

      Me: Right.

      Peanut Eating Buttered Pony: It will be okay.

      Future Gary: AHH IT'S A TALKING PEANUT!

      Future Pixie: AND IT'S EATING A BUTTERED PONY!

      Back in our dimension...

      Me: Wait wait wait- This isn't making any sense at all. I don't think there is a talking peanut that can butter a pony and eat it!

      Gary: Well, it's more exciting when you add details to the story.

      Pixie: TAKE OUT THE PEANUT EATING BUTTERED PONY!

      Charlie: Isn't it ironic that in this story, there was a pony eating peanut butter and a peanut eating buttered pony?

      Everybody stops. Meanwhile, in another dimension...

      Pixie: *crying* We should have voted for Jay and this wouldn't have happened!

      Me: TAKE ME TO ANOTHER PLACE IN THE FUTURE, SPIRIT!

      Gary of Coffee Yet to Cream: *playing Go Fish with the other Gary's* What? Can I at least finish this game of Go Fish?

      Me: NO, I CAN'T STAND ALL THIS CRYING!

      Gary of Coffee Yet to Cream: Got any two's?

      Me: UGGH!

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    • Me: I've learned my lesson here. Can we go now?

      Gary of Coffee Yet to Cream: But something happens in two seconds.

      Everything goes black as if a computer turned off.

      Me: Wh- where are we?

      Gary of Coffee Yet to Cream: The end of Club Penguin.

      Me: So... Everybody dies because of me?

      Gary of Coffee Yet to Cream: Yes. You can stop this, though! Billybob, your former partner, the founder of Club Penguin Island did not die on his own. He was murdered by Spike Hike. There's no way a new leader would have to be elected until he died.

      Me: CAN WE PLEASE GO TO ANOTHER TIME NOW, SPIRIT?!

      Gary of Coffee Yet to Cream: There is one more place we need to go.

      Jay and the Gary teleport to a screen of players.

      Me: Hey, this is my screen with my penguins on it!

      Gary of Coffee Yet to Cream: Click login.

      Me: Okay. *clicks login*

      It loads for a while, then it says 'banned.'

      Me: NOOOOOO!

      Back in our dimension...

      Gary: ...and even though Jay changed, everybody thought he was just trying to get everybody to vote for him, and he made everybody vote for Spike Hike and nothing changed. The end!

      Charlie: Well, that didn't seem to have a very happy ending...

      Gary: What did you expect? An exact remake of Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol?

      THE END.

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