Smulley 3.5: I have the Undistractulator 10000. *zaps Douglas*
Douglas: Huh? Just lost my train of thought. Oh, right, the Cloning Machine! Well, anyways, we still need to get the Distractulator 5000. The PSA could distract the clones!
Douglas: Yes! Thanks for reminding me! How about Lydia, Bella, Ava, Dian, Snowstorm, Perry, Xavier and Protobot protect the Valentine Box and zap more agents while the rest of us go steal the Distractulator?
Protobot: I'm not okay with that. BOTS!
Snow Bot, Jet Bot, and Wheel Bot come in.
Protobot: They can protect the Valentine Box along with the others.
Douglas: Okay, Protobot, I guess you're coming with us!
Meanwhile, in the PSA base...
Gary: I really feel like cloning some coffee right now. *reaches out and tries to grab cloning device* Huh? It's been stolen!
Rookie: How do you know you haven't just misplaced-
Gary: *punches Rookie* It's been stolen! I bet the LOVE took it! We've got to go get it back!
Locy: *backflips into the entrance* Guys, I've got some news! The LOVE invented a device called the Valentine Box and is trying to distract us and make us fall in love with things!
Gary: Then we have to destroy that.
Near a lamppost...
Charlie: Lamppost, it's not really working out between the two of us...
Me: *sigh* I guess I could just find somebody else that's the same species of penguin I am.
In the coffee shop...
Clarisse: Adam, I don't want to see you two keep fighting. And I'm doing this for your own good. I think we should break up.
Adam: But... But why? *tear rolls down his cheek and freezes*
Clarisse: Because somebody will eventually get hurt if I stay. I'm going home.
Clarisse: My decision is final. I'll be leaving tomorrow at midnight.
Me: I got a call from a friend, but that's not important, she said you were here Adam? WHY ARE YOU HERE!!!
Adam: I was on a date.
Charlie: Me too.
Me: WE ARE ON A CODE RED!!! AND FOR SOME REASON I'M THE ONLY ONE WITH ANY SENSE!!! DOUGLAS STOLE THE CLONING MACHINE!!! And Charlie, you're married, why are you dating a lamppost, ohh, and Rookie is also in the right mind.
Me: You'll be spending a long time in that cell. Clones, go to Douglas' s base with Jay and I, this is a code red. The ha is in lock out mode as soon as we leave Rookie, clones 45 and 32 will stay to keep you company.
I call Clarisse
Me: Clarisse, I'm going to need you at the dock as soon as possible. Yes, I'd like you to tell Charlie the lamppost is at the dock. I left the distractulator on your floor, be sure to zap Charlie with it. Whatever you do, do not enter the coffee shop, something shows a love potion was released in there. Once at the dock, dig a hole under the inner tubes, under there should be blueprints showing you how to make a giant robotic duck. The snowstone should help you build it quicker, Charlie has the snowstone, after that, head for Douglas' s base, got it? Ok, bye. Hangs up Ok, let's go.
Me: Yeah, I would have said something sooner, but then I'd have to sign all those legal papers.
Jay: Since when do you follow the law?
Me: Meh, I do every now and then, HEY... that's the guy that was in my igloo a few weeks ago. Can I have that needle back?
???: Hands over needle
Me: Why did you want that anyways?
???: We had to get into the PSA to warn everyone. You are all in danger, the prophecy will come true if you don't get the cloning machine back, you 2, Rookie, Adam, and Clarisse are the only 5 who can stop it as for us, we only have one thing left to say before we are destroyed, the prophecy.