Me: Hailey, will you marry me?
Hailey: Fine, I'll do it.
Me: Really?
Hailey: Yes.
Me: FINALLY!!!!
476
pages
ALL POSTS
Inner Hailey: *grabs dagger and impales Herbert, causing him to fall dead* HE EATS MY COOKIE AND HE FREAKING DIES -!!
Herbert: HAILEY-SENPAI WHYYY - *dies*
A wild Frollo appeared
(Edited by Phoenix the Hedgehog)
((Lel XD can I join this RP?))
(Edited by The Symphonic Taco)
(( pfff anyone can OuO ))
(Edited by Phoenix the Hedgehog)
((Yaaay OuO))
Sunshade randomly walks in and sees a dead Herbert.
Sunshade: Someone said there was a wedding..? This doesn't seem like a wedding I'd want to crash.
(Edited by The Symphonic Taco)
0
Me: Wow Halley, I knew you hated Herbert, but to just kill him like that?
Rookie starts crying
Hailey: What? You guys actually MISS him?
Rookie: *sniff* Now we don't have anyone to fight in the RPs.
*Rookie is smacked by a frying pan*
*Herberta bursts in*
Herberta: *sees Herbert* HERBIE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Hailey: …
Herberta: MY NAME IS HERBERTA G. BEAR, YOU KILLED MY BROTHER, PREPARE TO DIE!
Hailey: Woah, woah, woah, take it easy gurl...
Herberta: *walking towards Hailey* YOU KILLED MY BROTHER, PREPARE T-
*Herberta is smacked with a frying pan for referencing The Princess Bride*
Me: I get the feeling the narrator hates that movie...
Herbert: Hello, I'm still breathing over here!
(Edited by PixieLil)
Sunshade: NOBODY CARES, HERBIE!
Herberta: HEY! I CARE! GRR! >:(
Sunshade: Uh-oh... *runs out*
(Edited by The Symphonic Taco)
Hailey: I DON'T EVEN LIKE YOUR BROTHER NOW SHUT UP -
Herberta: U WON GO M8?
Hailey: *stabs Herbert with sword*
Rookie: OH MY GOD HAILEY, YOU KILLED HIM!!
Hailey: *looks at Herbert's corpse* Nah, I think he's just sleeping.
Pixie: I'm gonna walk away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap going on...
(Edited by Phoenix the Hedgehog)
Me: *walks back in* *points at Herbert* IS HE DEAD YET?
Hailey: I don't think so.
Me: *pokes Herbert with a dagger* Hello..? You dead yet?
(Edited by The Symphonic Taco)
Herbert: Yes...
Taco: OK, he's dead.
Hailey: Finally!!!
Rookie: I found the reverse button, so I smashed it.
Jay: Rookie, that's the self destruct button.
Rookie: Ooops...
(EXPLOSION)
And it turned out this was all Spike Hike's dream, and is non-canonical
THE END
(Edited by AnonymousDuckLover)
Spike: OMG I AM SO MAKING A FANFICTION NOW
Polo: *facepalm* Sheesh, how do oyu make all those fanfics?
Spike: Umm... The Internet?
THIS IS THE END. NOW GO HOME, NOTHING TO SEE HERE.
(Edited by Phoenix the Hedgehog)