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    23:43, May 23, 2015

    ((This RP was inspired by an episode of Kim Possible))

    Me: *working in my lab*

    Rookie: *walks in* hello EEagles!

    Me: *keeps working, doesn't look at rookie* hey rook...

    Rookie: whatcha workin on?

    Me: *stops and looks at Rookie* a machine that controls your anger to make the levels go down so if you get so mad you don't break something or hurt someone.

    Rookie: Will it keep Locy from hitting me with a frying pan?

    Me: sadly, no.

    Locy: *appears and hits me with a frying pan* 

    Me: Ow! I didn't even Break fourth wall!

    Locy: *hits me again*

    Me: *pushes locy into the pit and keeps working*

    Rookie: what's this do? *hovers flipper over a big red button*

    Me: NO ROOKIE DON'T---

    Rookie: *presses it*

    Me: ...press that...

    The machine shoots red beams if light at eagle's

    me: *twitches then collapses on the ground*

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    • *I waddle in and see Eagles lying on the floor*

      Rookie: I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO IT!!

      Me: Rookie,  I'm afraid I'm going to have to arrest you for murder...

      Rookie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

      Eagles: Guys, I'm not dead! 

      Me: I guess I'd better go let his family know...

      Eagles: GUYS! *taps Rookie*

      Rookie: AHHHHHHHH SOMETHING TOUCHED ME!

      Eagles: They can't see me. Does this mean I'm dead?

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    • At Eagles funeral

      Cadence: He was to young to die!!!

      Helmet: You can join him... Stabs Cadence

      Cadence: *Screams* dies

      Pixie: Helmet, I'm afraid I'm going to have to arrest you for murder.

      Helmet: BUT IT'S CADENCE!!! SHE'S MURDERED ALL THE TIME!!!

      Pixie: The CPPD says that we were going to \easy on murderers, and they wanted to see the death penalty more often...

      Helmet: Death Penalty?

      Pixie: That's only for strike 3, you're only getting a life sentence in prison.

      Helmet: How'd they even find the agency?

      Pixie: I don't know.

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    • Me: *comes out of the ground*

      Rookie: AHHHH! *points at me* HES A ZOMBIE!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! *waddles away rapidly*

      Me: IM NOT DEAD!

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    • Rookie: ZOMBIE!!! Starts Beating Eagles up

      Eagles lies on the ground unconscious

      Rookie: Few...

      Pixie: Rookie, that's 2 life sentences now...

      Rookie: I want a Judgmental Caterpillar!!!

      Pixie: You mean a Lawyer?

      Rookie: YES!!!

      Pixie: Here, take this one...

      Gives Rookie a plush lawyer

      Rookie: AHH!!! YOU KNOW I'M AFRAID OF LAWYERS!!!

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    • Me: *still unconscious*

      Gary: I'll get him up *pours coffee on my face*

      Me: 8wakes up suddenly and screams, holding my face* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

      Charlie: That better end in fudge!

      Me: dge.......

      Charlie: *smiles smugly*

      Me: WHAT THE HELL GARY!?

      Gary: You were unconscious.

      Me: -_-

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    • Me: (as a kitty MEOW!) Umm... Sorry i wasn't here i was AHEM busy...

      Eagles: Doing what?

      Me: Murdering Star >:)

      Pixie: Goldenstar, I'm afraid I'm go-

      Me: DON'T SAY IT!

      Pixie: B-

      Me: OH IT WAS A VILLAIN! And plus hes not dead -_-

      Pixie: No? 

      Me: I just ended one of his lives. Anyway, Whats happening?

      Eagles: GARY POURED COFFEE ON MY FACE!

      Me: Gary...

      Gary: OH COME ON! He was unconcious!

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    • Me: BUT NOW MY FUDGING FACE BURNS!!!

      G: *shrugs*

      Me: What was happening again? I forgot why I started this roleplay... *reads up* 

      Locy: *hits me with a frying pan*

      Me: OW! I was asking for that... But I know where this was going now!

      Locy: *hits me again*

      Pixie: Yeah you were asking for that too.

      Locy: *smirks*

      Me: Anyway, what just happened?

      Gary: Rookie hit the big red button.

      Me: And?

      G: You got shot with red beams

      Me: *curses* Oh no...

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    • Gary: That's right, you have terminal cancer, and I expect you to die a painful death, continuously going on for the next 10 years. Yeah, you should really avoid red beams.

      Rookie: What?

      Gary: He has super powers.

      Rookie: Ohh, so that's what you said.

      Eagles: But you didn't do anything to prove I have superpowers.

      Gary: You died three times in this roleplay alone.

      Eagles: Good point.

      Rookie: Shoot a lazer out of your eyes...

      Eagles: I can't do that...

      Rookie starts crying

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    • Me: ROOKIE SHUT UP AND MAN UP! The point of this roleplay I-

      Locy: *hits me*

      Me: DAMMIT LOCY!

      Everyone: YOU WERE ASKING FOR IT!

      Me: Well ya know what? THAT IS STUPID AND I CANT BELIEVE WE ARE STILL CARRYING ON THIS STUPID FRYING PAN JOKE I MEAN WHAT THE ACTUAL BLOODY FLUFFING HE- *lasers come out of my eyes*

      Rookie: OuO

      Me: What the <censored>?!

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    • Jay: What else can you do?

      Eagles: JAY! *glomps*

      Jay turns into a pile of dirt.

      Eagles: ...

      Rookie: YOU KILLED HIM!

      Eagles: WOAH! I didn't mean to!

      A wild Officer appeared!

      Officer: I'm going to have to arrest you. *grabs handcuffs and walks closer*

      Eagles: No... NO... NOOOOOOOO!!!

      Suddenly, Eagles turns into 17,000,000,000 spiders.

      Officer: AHH! SPIDERS!

      Everyone runs away.

      Spider #7,791,295: WELL THIS IS GREAT.

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    • Me: What the actual <censored> is going on here?

      Johnny Depp: WHY IS THIS RP SO WEIRD?

      Me:  I thought you liked weird... wait, WHY IS JOHNNY DEPP HERE?!

      *J.D vanishes,  leaving only a jar of dirt*

      Me: I am officially weirded out now.... O_o

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    • Me: *turns back into myself* WHAT THE <censored> IS HAPPENING?!

      Everyone: THATS WHAT WE ARE ALL WONDERING!

      Rookie: *picks up Jar of dirt and opens it*

      Me: ROOKIE NUUUUUUUUU! *explodes....LITERALLY explodes and respawns behind Pixie* Guys help me I am about to have a mental breakdown!

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    • Me: I don't even know what the hell I'm doing anymore!  *explodes*

      Eagles: PIXIE NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *explodes again*

      *The entire PSA HQ spontaneously combusts and burns down half of the island and a giant meteor shaped like a snail destroys the rest of it*

      'meanwhile,  somewhere in Canada

      Rsnail: Phew, we did it

      Billybob: I still don't understand why you had to murder all those innocent penguins...

      Rsnail: It had to be done.  It's far better to die a quick and firey death  than have to live in a Disney takeover filled world that's slowly dying anyway.

      Billybob: Good point. now,  let's go get pizza!

      'The End

      Me: Well, that was the weirdest ending ever...

      Eagles: I thought we were dead?

      Me: Oh right, where are we anyway? 

      Rookie: That sign over there says "Welcome to Hell-"

      Me: It's awfully cold in hell... 

      Rookie: -Michigan....

      Eagles: How'd we end up in Michigan? ! WHY AREN'T WE DEAD? WHAT'S EVEN GOING ON?!!!

      Rookie: Hey, what does this button do? *presses a red button on the sign*

      Hell explodes' '

      The ending for real

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