Earthis: Anyways, the world was going through the apocalypse, about 4,000 years ago, and total global extinction seemed imminent. Hugo and Noah both lived in a small town, walled off from the rest of the world. When news of the apocalypse reached their town, everyone panicked. Noah and Hugo eventually came to their senses, and decided the only way to end the apocalypse was to destroy the source of the apocalypse. The two decided they were not strong enough to destroy the source on their own, so they traveled, and met a mysterious penguin who granted them Super Powers. Noah was made super strong, while Hugo was made super agile. The two, with their newfound abilities, went and destroyed the source of the apocalypse, and haven't been seen since. Considering the time since they have last been seen, they are assumed to be dead.
Riley: So we're dressing up as these super heros that I just heard of, because potatoes?
Earthis: Just choose who you want to be, and put that costume on.