This RP is similar the the old Dimension Exploration thread, except we're visiting the minds of various agents
Everyone is sitting in the HQ, looking bored
Gary enters, carrying a strange contraption
Gary: You're probably all wondering why I've called you here today.
Everyone: No, not really.
Gary: ...well... I've completed my latest invention, the Minderizer 3000! With this baby, we'll be able to see inside our minds!
Charlie; It just looks like an old video camera...
Gary: Well, that's what I built it out of!
Gracie: So, how exactly does it work?
Gary: I'm glad you asked!
Gary launches into a loooong, complicated, and scientific description of the machine
Gary: ...and that's how we'll be able to enter each others minds!
Me: *removes one earbud* What?
Gary: *facepalms* Honey, for a "Director" you sure have been irresponsible lately.
I shrug and put my earbuds back in
Rookie: Maybe we should enter Pixie's mind, and see what's making her act funny?
Gary: Rookie that's a wonderful idea! Agents, gather around, we're about to go where no penguin has gone before!
Rookie: Space? That pit behind the chocolate factory? The creepy old mansion in the forest?
Gary: No Rookie, we're going somewhere that's considerably more frightening.
Gary: The mindscape, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the PSA, our continuing mission, to seek out what makes us who we are, and what we do. TO BOLDLY GO WHERE NO ONE HAS GONE BEFORE!
Eagles: Stop with the Star Trek references and just get on with it already.
Gary: You people are no fun..
Gary presses a button, and the agents are transported into Pixie's mind
The agents find themselves standing inside of a large, Victorian style mansion. The walls, and most of the furniture are painted a dark shade of purple. A sign is hanging on one of the walls, it reads "Welcome to my special Hell, please wipe your feet, don't harass the inhabitants, eat all my food, or insult Lee Pace. and don't leave smol children unattended!" Nightwish's I Want My Tears Back can be heard playing rather loudly from a speaker on the wall. There are many photographs of Pixie with various celebrities hanging on the walls. Pixie herself is perched on a ski lift chair that is hanging from the ceiling
Me: Welcome to my mind kingdom! Please feel free to have a seat, and as much cocoa as you can drink!
I clap my hands and Sam Winchester appears, carrying a tray of hot chocolate
Me: *still fangirling and squealing* PIXIE CAN IT OUCH PATRICK AND PETE AND ANDY AND JOE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE AND NIGHT WISH PLEASEEEE AHHHHHHHHHH *passes out*
Pixie: If you ever wake up...........
Charlie: Hello? *distant yelling*
Pixie: SHUT UP, PEASANT! *presses a big button, again, and an anvil falls onto Charlie's head, silencing him*
Gary: I was looking in the kitchen for coffee, and all I found was chocolate. YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE ANY PROPER FOOD!
Me: I don't need food to survive in here.
Gary: Also, there's a half naked man in there. I think he was trying to bake a pie.
Me: Oh, that's just Lee Pace.
The sound of Charlie screaming can be heard in the distance
Raven: *Wakes up* OMYGODLEEPACE *runs into the kitchen*
Gary: Anyway, *frantically grabs my shoulders* DO YOU HAVE ANY COFFEE AT ALL?!
Me: Um no...
Gary: Well then, we'll just have to go somewhere where there is coffee!
Gary points the Minderizer at his own head
The agents find themselves standing in what appears to be a considerably larger version of Gary's lab. It has a built in coffee shop, a movie theater which only shows Night Of The Living Sled and has coffee beanbag chairs and a table with a six-foot long pizza on it. There are also several other penguins waddling around, they all look like Gary.
Gary: COFFEE!
Raven: *clinging to Lee Pace's leg* Hey, how'd we get in here?
Me: *holds lee close* MY PRECIOUSSSSSSS *hisses at Charlie*
Pixie: ....I think my mind broke her.
Lee: ....Where am I? ...OOH IS THAT PIZZA? *he tries to run to the pizza and fails, so instead walks verrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyy slowly, dragging me along with him*
Charlie: *continues sharpening his axe*
Gary: *fixes himself a galloon cup of coffee*
Pixie: GARY!! NO! THAT IS TOO MUCH CAF-
An explosion.
Everyone turns their head to see Rookie and exploded Coffee beanbag chairs, except Raven...who is now...ew???Licking LEE??
Rookie: Oh cool, everything here is explosive! *pokes the TV screen, which explodes*
Gary: Rookie...
Rookie: Hey what does this button do?
Rookie presses a red button, and red lights start flashing. A voice that sounds suspiciously like Gary attemting a British accent comes through speakers on the wall
Voice: Self destruct mode activated. All life forms will be destroyed in T minus twenty seconds.
Me: OH CRAP! ROOKIE YOU ASSBUTT, WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO PRESS EVERY RED BUTTON YOU SEE?
Rookie: I DON'T KNOW!
Voice: 10 seconds to total annihilation.
GARY: I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE! *high pitched screaming*
Lee: I'M TO GOOD OF AN ACTOR TO DIE!
Charlie: SO LONG MR. PACE! wait... I'm going to die too!
Raven: I WON'T LET YOU DIE, PRECIOUS grabs the Minderizer from Gary and points it at her own head
The agents (and Lee) enter Raven's mind. They end up in a room that is just walls of book shelves and the floor is the main Hogwarts symbol in marble. Except there is a Hobbit Hole in the corner, A Wardrobe in another, a TARDIS, black chevy impala, and a door that says "221B Baker St" in another corner, and in the last corner is  a spiral staircase. There is a firepole in the middle of the room. From upstairs they can hear laughter and there is music, currently Fall Out Boy;s "The (After) Life of the Party", playing in the background.
Me: *chuckles* My band members...Actors are basement...The basement is full of video games and a huuuuuugeeeeeeeeee movie theater with a minibar. Upstairs is all musical stuff, along with my CDs amd stuff...this is obviously where I keep all my nerd stuff...
Everyone: Stares in shock*Â
Lee: SHE LET GO!
Gary: Did you construct this on Minecraft....
Me: No. I was too lazy to. *jumps up and down on the Gryffindor symbol until it opens and I fall down a slide with everyone else* WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *we land in an exact replica of the Gryffindor Common Room* Jump on the other symbols, you end up in the other rooms. *Smirks* Gryffindor is a slide, Slytherin is a drop, Hufflepuff is stairs and Ravenclaw is a downwards maze-like ladder thing. *shrugs* WELCOME TO MY WORLD OF FUN! Think it, and it becomes real. I call it Neverland. *Laughs* Although...I have to think it, but in my mind I have telepathy. So...Whatcha wanna do? *heart eyes at Lee*
{Note: Raven has telepathy cuz of when she got eagles's powers when the fused then separated. She is unaware of her powes as of right now so. YEEEEEEEE}
Me: Hey, you're just a figment of my imagination, you're supposed to do as I say!
I tackle him
Lee: *screams*
Meanwhile
Rookie: Oh cool, Gary left his mind machine lying here. I've always wanted to see inside my head!
Rookie points the Minderizer at his head
The agents are transported to a room shaped like a duck, rubber duckies, anvils, and pet rocks litter the floor. There are at least 20 other Rookies doing various activities throughout the room
Other Rookies: Hail lord Rookie!
Rookie: Cool!
Raven: Dammit Rookie, I was having fun in my mind!
Me: At least we still have Lee Pace.
Lee: with Raven and myself clinging to him Where the actual f*** are we now? AND WILL YOU TWO GET OFF OF ME ALREADY?! *tries to shake us off*
Rookies: SHAKE EM OFF, SHAKE EM OFF!
The Rookies start reinacting the Shake It Off video
Me: Ah, finally, let's get him into the bedro- Hey, where'd he go?
Lee is nowhere to be seen
Me: Oh crap, we must've left him in Rookie's mind!
I start to point the Minderizer at Rookie's head, but Charlie snatches it and throws it into a pit full of bees' '
Gary: MY INVENTION!
Me and Raven: OUR BAE!!
Charlie: I did it, I finally stopped the Pacepocalypse!
Me: *screaming* Why do I even HAVE a pit full of bees in my head?
Gary: You DO realize you've just trapped us all in Pixie's head indefinitely, right?
The previously lighthearted music becomes considerably darker and more terrifying, all of the band members, who were previously minding their own business, turn to Charlie, glaring.
Rookie: Why do all these humans keep following us around?
Gary: An excellent question. If they truly are just figments of Pixie's imagination, then how do they manage to travel to the minds of others?
Rookie: Why didn't the other mes from my mind follow us?
Meanwhile
Raven is dragging Lee towards a bed
Lee: *screams out of fear of the unknown*
Me: Do you think we should maybe slow down a little? Maybe have dinner first?
Raven: Fine..
Gary: I know a great place to eat!
Gary points the Minderizer at his own head and the agents are transported to the Pizza Parlor. All of the staff is just Gary wearing various outfits, and the only thing on the menu is fish pizza with extra cheese and anchovies and coffee.
Suddenly, one of the Garys (who is shirtless and has Adam Levine's tattoos for some reason) drops from the ceiling onto a stage and begins singing Maroon 5's Sugar terribly
Gary: Oh look, the entertainment has begun!
Everyone covers their ears, and in the commotion Lee sneaks away and steals the minderizer
Suddenly, the agents find themselves in a forest full of pies, various people are mulling about and there is a screen showing Halt and Catch Fire suspended from some trees
Gary: Where the hell are we?
Charlie: Oh God, are we where I think we are?
Lee: Welcome to my head!
Me and Raven: ADSFDSFFSSFDSFDTDGDHVJGJVKBLEESHEADISAWESOME
Gary: Wait, how can a figment of someones imagination have an imagination of their own?
Singing Gary: That is a very interesting question, me. Perhaps we should further discuss this over a pumpkin pie?
Me: Dude, every character Lee has ever played is in here! We don't have to share him anymore!
Gary: I already told you, I lack the materials required to construct another device!
Charlie: *pointing a gun at Gary's temple* Then find them, NOW!! If I have to look at this hideous pie shaped buliding any longer, I will brutally murder each and every one of you!
Tra takes the Minderizer, and points it at his head. The agents are transported to a giant field filled with rainbows and bunny puffles.
Charlie: I'll take my chances with the thing that was in the thing's pants.
Raven: I vote we never come here again.
Rookie: I didn't even know it was possible to have so much happiness in one place.
Gary: Please, I beg of you, this is a form of torture so disgraceful, that it is currently banned by the Intergalactic Peace Agency under fear of permanent psychological damage. LET US OUT!!!
Whilst the girls are off shopping for cute clothes, Raven mostly band-related things and the others anything, the boys are trying to decide who's brain to go enter
Lee: You know what? *takes the Mindrizer and throws it into a pile of clothes* I am sick of this fighting!
The pile of clothes collapses, creating a tsunami of beauty which washes over the agents
Me: *about to grab another shirt when the tsunami hits, screams and clutches clothes*
Me: *holding an armload of obscure band shirts out of the tears* Agh, someone find a drain!
Rookie: *playing with his rubber duck* Hey, this is fun!
Melissa continues to cry, and the tears rise to the cealing
Rookie: I TAKE IT BACK! THIS ISN'T FUN ANYMORE!!!
Raven: *clinging to Lee Pace, who has an inner tube* SOMEBODY FIND THE MINDERIZER!
The tears cover the agents heads, it seems that all is lost, and they begin to feel the darkness closing in around them. Suddenly, they find themselves in a cramped, dark, but thankfully dry space
Gary: AHHHH WHO'S TOUCHING MY FACE!
Rookie: Sorry.. wait, Gary, did you suddenly grow hair or am I currently hugging a bear?
Sherbert: Oi, it's not me! Teleports away
Amanda: Where are we?
Me: *opening a door* Back in my mind. Sorry about that, it seems we've ended up in a closet for some reason.
Raven: Why couldn't we have landed in a closet that leads to Narnia?
The agents exit the closet
Gary: *nudges Rookie* Heh, you finally decided to come out of the closet eh?
Rookie smacks Gary with the rubber duck
Me: Welp, the closet wasn't such a bad place to land, considering we lost all the clothes from Amanda's mind in that flood, we'll just have to get new ones here!
Pixie turns on a light. Rows upon rows of almost every outfit imaginable are hung in the closet, Tuomas Holopainen is also in there for some reason, he appears to be writing a song...
Melissa is chasing Sherbert, trying to get the Minderizer from her.
Melissa: GIVE ME THAT THING RIGHT NOW OR I'LL KNOCK YOUR BRAINS OUT!
Sherbert: NO!
Melissa: Time to use my secret weapon. (evil smile)
Since Melissa's a duck, her flippers can be used as wings. She flies up high, tackles Sherbert, snatches the Minderizer, and points it at her (Melissa's) head…
Raven: Yeah, probably. Let's do th- *suddenly her eyes glaze over and her jaw drops, and then she emits the highest squeal she ever has squealed......then pushes Charlie into a conveniently placed fountain as she literally floats, like in dreams, towards the biggest hot topic anyone has ever laid eyes on*
Charlie: Oh no
Gary: Oh no
Pixie, returning from the bathroom: oh n- *notices what Raven is going towards and joins her, drooling*
Rookie: Oh n- YES! *he jumps onto a train that's chugging by* CHOO CHOO! CHOOOO CHOOO! *holds up Rocky* ISNT THIS THE BEST, ROCKY?
Tra snatches the Minderizer, and they go back to his mind.
Tra: WE'RE NOT LEAVING UNTIL YOU PEOPLE LIKE IT HERE! (throws the Minderizer somewhere.)
Raven: What have you done, you dummy?!
While everyone else except Tra goes around looking for the Minderizer, Tim is by Melissa's containment unit, teasing her with a dress from Amanda's mind. Melissa's trying to snatch the dress.
Melissa: GIVE ME THAT DRESS RIGHT NOW GINGER! OR YOU WON'T HAVE A GOOD DAY!
Me: How unfortunate we don't have a minderizer finder...
Gary: Funny you should mention that, I installed an app like that on my phone just this morning.
Me: Now you tell me.
Gary: *looking at his phone* According to this, it should be right around he- AGH!
Gary walks into a trapdoor and falls through the floor
Gary: Oww, I think I broke my flipper...
Meanwhile
Tim: What are you gonna do? Scream at me? haha
Amanda: Don't tempt her.
Tim continues to wave the dress in front of Melissa, she starts screaming and glass shatters
Amanda: I warned you.
Me: Agh, what's that awful noise?
Gary: I don't know, but I think I found the minderizer... either that, or it's a giant squid monster's tentacle...
It turns out to be The Kracken, who grabs Gary and starts trying to crush him
Me: HOW DO YOU MISTAKE A TENTACLE FOR THE MINDERIZER?!
Gary: IDONTKNOWAGHHKFKVJFKJVNDFKJLKSLMLVNXC
Me: Welp, I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going... *Throws a sword to Gary so he can battle The Kracken while I go to look for the minderizer*
