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  • This RP is similar the the old Dimension Exploration thread, except we're visiting the minds of various agents

    Everyone is sitting in the HQ, looking bored

    Gary enters, carrying a strange contraption

    Gary: You're probably all wondering why I've called you here today.

    Everyone: No, not really.

    Gary: ...well... I've completed my latest invention, the Minderizer 3000! With this baby, we'll be able to see inside our minds!

    Charlie; It just looks like an old video camera...

    Gary: Well, that's what I built it out of!

    Gracie: So, how exactly does it work?

    Gary: I'm glad you asked!

    Gary launches into a loooong, complicated, and scientific description of the machine

    Gary: ...and that's how we'll be able to enter each others minds!

    Me: *removes one earbud* What?

    Gary: *facepalms* Honey, for a "Director" you sure have been irresponsible lately.

    I shrug and put my earbuds back in

    Rookie: Maybe we should enter Pixie's mind, and see what's making her act funny?

    Gary: Rookie that's a wonderful idea! Agents, gather around, we're about to go where no penguin has gone before!

    Rookie: Space? That pit behind the chocolate factory? The creepy old mansion in the forest?

    Gary: No Rookie, we're going somewhere that's considerably more frightening.

    Gary: The mindscape, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the PSA, our continuing mission, to seek out what makes us who we are, and what we do. TO BOLDLY GO WHERE NO ONE HAS GONE BEFORE!

    Eagles: Stop with the Star Trek references and just get on with it already.

    Gary: You people are no fun..

    Gary presses a button, and the agents are transported into Pixie's mind

    The agents find themselves standing inside of a large, Victorian style mansion. The walls, and most of the furniture are painted a dark shade of purple. A sign is hanging on one of the walls, it reads "Welcome to my special Hell, please wipe your feet, don't harass the inhabitants, eat all my food, or insult Lee Pace. and don't leave smol children unattended!" Nightwish's I Want My Tears Back can be heard playing rather loudly from a speaker on the wall. There are many photographs of Pixie with various celebrities hanging on the walls. Pixie herself is perched on a ski lift chair that is hanging from the ceiling

    Me: Welcome to my mind kingdom! Please feel free to have a seat, and as much cocoa as you can drink!

    I clap my hands and Sam Winchester appears, carrying a tray of hot chocolate

    Gary: Her mind is even worse than I imagined...


    (Long starter is long)

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    • Me: *looks at Sam, unblinking* PIXIE?

      Pixie: Yes??

      Me: CAN I TOUCH HIM???

      Pixie: No. He's mine. You can have Cocoa though! *she snaps and cocoa appears in my hands, im in human form...duh*

      Me: ooh! *sips*

      G: *stares at a Picture of Pixie and Lee Pace on the wall* Um...When did you meet him?

      Pixie: .......

      Me: .....

      Eagles: God no not this.

      Charlie: *grabs machine gun and flamethrower and shoots at lee pace's painting*

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    • Me: What'd I tell y'all about hurting Lee?

      A trapdoor opens up underneath Charlie, sending him into a dungeon

      Me: Well, now that that's settled, what are y'all doing in my head? And more importantly, why do I keep saying "Y'all"? I'm not even southern.

      Gary: Well, I needed a test subject for my new invention, and I've always wanted to look inside your head...

      Me:Pervert....

      Rookie: Oh cool, what does this button do? *presses a large red button*

      Everyone: ROOKIE NO!

      Me: Haha, it's ok. That button doesn't do anything bad!

      *a stage appears in the middle of the floor, and a group concert featuring Fall Out Boy, Nightwish and Within Temptation begins*

      Rookie: OH COOL, A BUTTON THAT DOESN'T EXPLODE!

      Raven: *fangirl screaming*

      Gary: I've changed my mind, I no longer want to be in your head. *waddles away to look for coffee*

      Eagles: Ugh. *follows Gary*

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    • Me: *still fangirling and squealing* PIXIE CAN IT OUCH PATRICK AND PETE AND ANDY AND JOE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE AND NIGHT WISH PLEASEEEE AHHHHHHHHHH *passes out*

      Pixie: If you ever wake up...........

      Charlie: Hello? *distant yelling*

      Pixie: SHUT UP, PEASANT! *presses a big button, again, and an anvil falls onto Charlie's head, silencing him*

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    • Gary storms back into the room

      Gary: ALRIGHT! WHAT'S THE MEANING OF THIS?

      Me: What?

      Gary: I was looking in the kitchen for coffee, and all I found was chocolate. YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE ANY PROPER FOOD!

      Me: I don't need food to survive in here.

      Gary: Also, there's a half naked man in there. I think he was trying to bake a pie.

      Me: Oh, that's just Lee Pace.

      The sound of Charlie screaming can be heard in the distance

      Raven: *Wakes up* OMYGODLEEPACE *runs into the kitchen*

      Gary: Anyway, *frantically grabs my shoulders* DO YOU HAVE ANY COFFEE AT ALL?!

      Me: Um no...

      Gary: Well then, we'll just have to go somewhere where there is coffee!

      Gary points the Minderizer at his own head

      The agents find themselves standing in what appears to be a considerably larger version of Gary's lab. It has a built in coffee shop, a movie theater which only shows Night Of The Living Sled and has coffee beanbag chairs and a table with a six-foot long pizza on it. There are also several other penguins waddling around, they all look like Gary.

      Gary: COFFEE!

      Raven: *clinging to Lee Pace's leg* Hey, how'd we get in here?

      Charlie sharpens an axe while glaring at Lee

      Me: And I thought my head was strange...

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    • Me: *holds lee close* MY PRECIOUSSSSSSS *hisses at Charlie*

      Pixie: ....I think my mind broke her.

      Lee: ....Where am I? ...OOH IS THAT PIZZA? *he tries to run to the pizza and fails, so instead walks verrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyy slowly, dragging me along with him*

      Charlie: *continues sharpening his axe*

      Gary: *fixes himself a galloon cup of coffee*

      Pixie: GARY!! NO! THAT IS TOO MUCH CAF-

      An explosion.

      Everyone turns their head to see Rookie and exploded Coffee beanbag chairs, except Raven...who is now...ew???Licking LEE??

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    • Lee: What did I ever do to deserve this?

      Rookie: Oh cool, everything here is explosive! *pokes the TV screen, which explodes*

      Gary: Rookie...

      Rookie: Hey what does this button do?

      Rookie presses a red button, and red lights start flashing. A voice that sounds suspiciously like Gary attemting a British accent comes through speakers on the wall

      Voice: Self destruct mode activated. All life forms will be destroyed in T minus twenty seconds.

      Me: OH CRAP! ROOKIE YOU ASSBUTT, WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO PRESS EVERY RED BUTTON YOU SEE?

      Rookie: I DON'T KNOW!

      Voice: 10 seconds to total annihilation.

      GARY: I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE! *high pitched screaming*

      Lee: I'M TO GOOD OF AN ACTOR TO DIE!

      Charlie: SO LONG MR. PACE! wait... I'm going to die too!

      Raven: I WON'T LET YOU DIE, PRECIOUS grabs the Minderizer from Gary and points it at her own head

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    • ((This'll be fun XDDD))

      The agents (and Lee) enter Raven's mind. They end up in a room that is just walls of book shelves and the floor is the main Hogwarts symbol in marble. Except there is a Hobbit Hole in the corner, A Wardrobe in another, a TARDIS, black chevy impala, and a door that says "221B Baker St" in another corner, and in the last corner is  a spiral staircase. There is a firepole in the middle of the room. From upstairs they can hear laughter and there is music, currently Fall Out Boy;s "The (After) Life of the Party", playing in the background.

      Me: *chuckles* My band members...Actors are basement...The basement is full of video games and a huuuuuugeeeeeeeeee movie theater with a minibar. Upstairs is all musical stuff, along with my CDs amd stuff...this is obviously where I keep all my nerd stuff...

      Everyone: Stares in shock* 

      Lee: SHE LET GO!

      Gary: Did you construct this on Minecraft....

      Me: No. I was too lazy to. *jumps up and down on the Gryffindor symbol until it opens and I fall down a slide with everyone else* WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *we land in an exact replica of the Gryffindor Common Room* Jump on the other symbols, you end up in the other rooms. *Smirks* Gryffindor is a slide, Slytherin is a drop, Hufflepuff is stairs and Ravenclaw is a downwards maze-like ladder thing. *shrugs* WELCOME TO MY WORLD OF FUN! Think it, and it becomes real. I call it Neverland. *Laughs* Although...I have to think it, but in my mind I have telepathy. So...Whatcha wanna do? *heart eyes at Lee*


      {Note: Raven has telepathy cuz of when she got eagles's powers when the fused then separated. She is unaware of her powes as of right now so. YEEEEEEEE}

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    • Me: I think we should locate the bedroom *Looks at Lee and smilies*

      Gary: Hello... obviously forgotten husband over here...

      Me: Oh you can join us if you want.

      Gary: Wait, what?

      Lee: O_O

      Me; Um... never mind.... let's go watch Harry Potter or something.

      Raven: HARRY POTTER MARATHON!

      Charlie: Please, just kill me!

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    • Me: Well....We could show Gary and Charlie the video games...then go to my bedroom.*looks at Lee*

      Pixie: Wait what

      Me: COME ON IT IS LEE PACE!

      Pixie: Eh...Trueee!

      Lee: THE F*CK?! o_o

      Gary: I am chopped liver. Where;s the coffee.

      It appears in front of him

      Charlie: DOnuts?

      Appears in front of him

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    • Lee: I just remembered... I have a movie to act in. *runs away*'"

      Me: DON'T LET HIM ESCAPE!!

      Raven and I chase after Lee

      Charlie: Good riddance. *eats a plate full of donuts*

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    • Lee runs up the spiral stairs only to be ambushed by Pete Wentz, Gerard Way, and Dallon Weekes

      Lee: The hell are you?

      They dont answer but start chasing him as we reach the top of the stairs

      MEANWHILE

      Charlie: *goes to the basement and watches thomas*

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    • Raven and I advance on Lee

      Lee: G-get away from me, you perverts!

      Me: Hey, you're just a figment of my imagination, you're supposed to do as I say!

      I tackle him

      Lee: *screams*

      Meanwhile

      Rookie: Oh cool, Gary left his mind machine lying here. I've always wanted to see inside my head!

      Rookie points the Minderizer at his head

      The agents are transported to a room shaped like a duck, rubber duckies, anvils, and pet rocks litter the floor. There are at least 20 other Rookies doing various activities throughout the room

      Other Rookies: Hail lord Rookie!

      Rookie: Cool!

      Raven: Dammit Rookie, I was having fun in my mind!

      Me: At least we still have Lee Pace.

      Lee: with Raven and myself clinging to him Where the actual f*** are we now? AND WILL YOU TWO GET OFF OF ME ALREADY?! *tries to shake us off*

      Rookies: SHAKE EM OFF, SHAKE EM OFF!

      The Rookies start reinacting the Shake It Off video

      Gary: Ugh, even hell couldn't be THIS horrible!

      Charlie: You sure about that? 😈

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    • Me: I AM! *laughs like a maniac then goes back to hugging Lee tight and kissing his arm*

      Charlie: CAN I JUST KILL HIM? 

      Rookies: HATERS GONNA HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE

      Pixie: THE ROOKIES HAVE SPOKEN! *does the sane as Raven*

      Gary: ....that's...that's my wife?

      Charlie: Yes it is, buddy. Yes it is.

      Gary: *stares blankly at Lee and Raven and Pixie*

      Lee: F*CKING HELP ME!

      Pixie: THERE IS NO ESCAPE *points the Minderizer back at her head and we teleport into her mind again*

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    • Me: Ah, finally, let's get him into the bedro- Hey, where'd he go?

      Lee is nowhere to be seen

      Me: Oh crap, we must've left him in Rookie's mind!

      I start to point the Minderizer at Rookie's head, but Charlie snatches it and throws it into a pit full of bees' '

      Gary: MY INVENTION!

      Me and Raven: OUR BAE!!

      Charlie: I did it, I finally stopped the Pacepocalypse!

      Me: *screaming* Why do I even HAVE a pit full of bees in my head?

      Gary: You DO realize you've just trapped us all in Pixie's head indefinitely, right?

      The previously lighthearted music becomes considerably darker and more terrifying, all of the band members, who were previously minding their own business, turn to Charlie, glaring.

      Charlie: Oh s***

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    • Me: I am going to do something stupid.

      Pixie: NOT THE BIG RED BUTTON

      Gary: Pixie your head doesnt HAVE a big red button...

      Pixie: OH

      Rookie: I woudve pressed it already.

      Charlie: ....

      Me: Welp, here goes. *jumps into the pit of bees*

      Everyone stares in shock

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    • Me: NO, NOT MY BESTIE!

      Gary: The probability of her surviving is lower than 0.001%.

      Doctor Bees: THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR DOCTOR BEES!😃 *releases even more bees*

      Me: Why the hell is he in my mind kingdom?

      The bees all land on Charlie, who is eating a honey glazed donut

      Charlie: ASFZHDhfxhkhkhlckhdkh

      the bees in the pit swarm around Charlie's donut

      Raven emerges from the pit, unharmed and holding the Minderizer

      Gary: The probability of my calculator being inaccurate is 900% *throws his calculator away*

      Raven: That was fun!

      Charlie: ADSFHELPBEES!

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    • Me: Oh, and Pixie I got Lee! *pulls him up and tosses him at her*

      Pixie: *catches him* YAY!

      Charlie: BAIKFHDHELPBEESAHLEEPACENOFIUHOSJOFFKSD

      Gary: How are yoou not stung at all?

      Me: FUSION POWA!

      Gary: K. *walks off to go find coffee*

      Me: *looks at Pixie and Lee* So like...where's the fancy hotel in your mind?

      Charlie: *dying* VBSUIDFJNMEIKSIFOALNFSUFDF

      Rookie: *pokes the bees and they start attacking him*

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    • Doctor Bees: What's this? An invasion of bees? I can fix this. WITH MORE BEES!

      the bees start attacking everyone, except for Lee (he has some sort of bee proof armor on)

      The bands have stopped playing altogether and are swatting at the bees with their instruments

      Marco Hietala: *being swarmed* NOOO, NOT MY BEARD!

      Bees land on Patrick Stump's head

      Patrick: A bee fedora... I can wear this to a sho- AHHHHH THEY STING!

      Sharon den Adel tries to calm the bees with her singing, they attack her instead

      Gary: *being swarmed* SOMEBODY GET US OUT OF HEEEERE!

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    • Me: *points the minderizer at my head and we all go back to my brain, yet again. Landing in the Charmings apartment from OUAT, bees are gone*

      Pixie: OOH PLENTY OF BEDS HERE! *clinging to Lee*

      Lee: *scowls*

      Gary: Ew, Pixie no.

      Patrick: Where the hell am I? PETE LET GO OF ME!

      Pete: *is clinging to Pat's leg* WHERE'S ANDY AND JOE?

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    • Rookie: Why do all these humans keep following us around?

      Gary: An excellent question. If they truly are just figments of Pixie's imagination, then how do they manage to travel to the minds of others?

      Rookie: Why didn't the other mes from my mind follow us?

      Meanwhile

      Raven is dragging Lee towards a bed

      Lee: *screams out of fear of the unknown*

      Me: Do you think we should maybe slow down a little? Maybe have dinner first?

      Raven: Fine..

      Gary: I know a great place to eat!

      Gary points the Minderizer at his own head and the agents are transported to the Pizza Parlor. All of the staff is just Gary wearing various outfits, and the only thing on the menu is fish pizza with extra cheese and anchovies and coffee.

      Gary: Welcome to my favorite restaurant!

      Raven: This wasn't what I had in mind....

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    • Lee: wait so... Dinner and then.....? *he pales^

      Me: shut up. Yes. Precioussssss

      Pixie: NO DONT SCARE HIM!

      Lee: ....

      Gary:.... *shrugs and stuffs face and chugs coffee*

      Charlie: I still hate Lee.

      Me: *looks at menu* mhmm that's nice Charles. Too bad we don't give a sh*t.

      Charlie: *glares daggers*

      ((Sorry it's short I can't edit for some reason???))

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    • Me: Do we have to stay here any longer? I'm getting bored of randomly travelling through MINDS.

      Charlie: Sorry, we still have a couple to get through.

      Me: *falls off chair and starts banging head on the floor*

      Pixie: Is he ok...?

      Me: NO IM DYING. Wait... CAN WE GO TO MY MIND NOW!!!????

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    • Everyone shrugs and continues eating

      Tra: I'll take that as a no?

      Suddenly, one of the Garys (who is shirtless and has Adam Levine's tattoos for some reason) drops from the ceiling onto a stage and begins singing Maroon 5's Sugar terribly

      Gary: Oh look, the entertainment has begun!

      Everyone covers their ears, and in the commotion Lee sneaks away and steals the minderizer

      Suddenly, the agents find themselves in a forest full of pies, various people are mulling about and there is a screen showing Halt and Catch Fire suspended from some trees

      Gary: Where the hell are we?

      Charlie: Oh God, are we where I think we are?

      Lee: Welcome to my head!

      Me and Raven: ADSFDSFFSSFDSFDTDGDHVJGJVKBLEESHEADISAWESOME

      Gary: Wait, how can a figment of someones imagination have an imagination of their own?

      Singing Gary: That is a very interesting question, me. Perhaps we should further discuss this over a pumpkin pie?

      Me: Dude, every character Lee has ever played is in here! We don't have to share him anymore!

      Raven: squeals

      Charlie: Where the f*** did the minderizer go?

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    • Lee: I have it. It's somewhere you would never dare to look. *he smirks*

      Raven: *clinging to Ned* nEDDY

      Ned: LEE WHAT THE F*CK IS HAPPENING???\

      Pixie: *deciding between Lee Paces with wild eyes*

      Charlie: I will build a new one. *mutters and drags gary off*

      G: *mindlessly drinking coffee as he is dragged away*

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    • Meanwhile, in the Pie Hole

      Gary: I already told you, I lack the materials required to construct another device!

      Charlie: *pointing a gun at Gary's temple* Then find them, NOW!! If I have to look at this hideous pie shaped buliding any longer, I will brutally murder each and every one of you!

      Gary: And then you'll be stuck in here forever.

      Charlie screams and shoots a wall

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    • Lee: I have the thing, you just CANT HAVE IT!

      Me: But Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

      Charlie: *screaming and shooting randomly*

      Everyone ducks

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    • Me: Just give it to us before Charlie kills everyone!

      Lee: Never

      Raven: Fine, then I'll just have to take it from you! *starts reaching towards lee*

      Lee: OKAY, OKAY YOU CAN HAVE IT! JUST KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF ME!

      Lee turns around and pulls the minderizer out of his pants

      Charlie: Ew, I'm not touching that!

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    • Me: What ev- CAN WE MOVE ON PLEASE?

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    • Tra takes the Minderizer, and points it at his head. The agents are transported to a giant field filled with rainbows and bunny puffles.

      Charlie: I'll take my chances with the thing that was in the thing's pants.

      Raven: I vote we never come here again.

      Rookie: I didn't even know it was possible to have so much happiness in one place.

      Gary: Please, I beg of you, this is a form of torture so disgraceful, that it is currently banned by the Intergalactic Peace Agency under fear of permanent psychological damage. LET US OUT!!!

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    • Tim: Can we go to my mind? I promise, it's not like Tra's!

      Tra: (glares at him, Gary and Raven)

      Tim: What?

      Me: And after that mine?

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    • Tim points the minderizer at his head and the agents are teleported to a movie set full of famous British actors

      Me: Well, it's not as bad as i though it wou- OMG IS THAT DAVID TENNANT?

      Raven: *screaming*

      Fangirling commences

      Gary subtly slips the minderizer into Amanda's hands

      Gary: (whispering) Please take us somewhere without any hot actors.

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    • I point the minderizer at my head and the agents are transported to a giant store.

      Tim: Are there any tuxedos here?

      Me: No, only dresses, jewelry, crop tops, skirts, and hairspray.

      Tim: GET US OUT OF HERE!

      Me, Pixie and Raven: NO!

      Gary: YES!

      Me, Pixie and Raven run to look around, screaming.

      Tim: Good Lord their screaming gets on my nerves…

      A raccoon runs over to Tim.

      ADL: What's the heck's a raccoon doing in here?

      Raccoon (to Tim): *Chatters* (Translation: Me too. Sadly, I have to put up with it every day. I want out of here.)

      Tim: You're a cute little thing aren't you? (picks it up) Do you want to be my pet?

      Raccoon: *Chatters* (Yes)

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    • Whilst the girls are off shopping for cute clothes, Raven mostly band-related things and the others anything, the boys are trying to decide who's brain to go enter

      Lee: You know what? *takes the Mindrizer and throws it into a pile of clothes* I am sick of this fighting!

      The pile of clothes collapses, creating a tsunami of beauty which washes over the agents

      Me: *about to grab another shirt when the tsunami hits, screams and clutches clothes*

      Everyone is scattered and screaming

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    • Melissa: (pops up and sees ADL) OMG ITZ ADL!!!!1!1!1!1!

      ADL: How the hell did YOU get here?!

      Melissa: (grabs Gary's bag) I swam to Club Penguin, snuck to Gary's lab, and snuck here through Gary's bag!

      Gary: I knew there was something heavy in there, but thought it was just tools. Guess I'd better check my bag next time…

      Melissa: HOW DARE YOU CALL ME HEAVY?!?!?!?!

      Melissa cries, and her tears flood the store. Soon, everyone's swimming.

      Charlie: SERIOUSLY, WHY did I come to work today…

      Tim: Ditto.

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    • Me: *holding an armload of obscure band shirts out of the tears* Agh, someone find a drain!

      Rookie: *playing with his rubber duck* Hey, this is fun!

      Melissa continues to cry, and the tears rise to the cealing

      Rookie: I TAKE IT BACK! THIS ISN'T FUN ANYMORE!!!

      Raven: *clinging to Lee Pace, who has an inner tube* SOMEBODY FIND THE MINDERIZER!

      The tears cover the agents heads, it seems that all is lost, and they begin to feel the darkness closing in around them. Suddenly, they find themselves in a cramped, dark, but thankfully dry space

      Gary: AHHHH WHO'S TOUCHING MY FACE!

      Rookie: Sorry.. wait, Gary, did you suddenly grow hair or am I currently hugging a bear?

      Sherbert: Oi, it's not me! Teleports away

      Amanda: Where are we?

      Me: *opening a door* Back in my mind. Sorry about that, it seems we've ended up in a closet for some reason.

      Raven: Why couldn't we have landed in a closet that leads to Narnia?

      The agents exit the closet

      Gary: *nudges Rookie* Heh, you finally decided to come out of the closet eh?

      Rookie smacks Gary with the rubber duck

      Me: Welp, the closet wasn't such a bad place to land, considering we lost all the clothes from Amanda's mind in that flood, we'll just have to get new ones here!

      Pixie turns on a light. Rows upon rows of almost every outfit imaginable are hung in the closet, Tuomas Holopainen is also in there for some reason, he appears to be writing a song...

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    • Raven: Hey, wait a minute, where did Charlie go?

      Voice: I'm down here.

      Raven: *looks down to see that she's standing on a puddle with Charlie's face* OH GOD! *jumps up, hitting her head on the closet ceiling*

      Pixie: Charlie, what the hell happened to you?

      Charlie: Melissa's tears engulfed me. Since I'm a snowpenguin I became one with them.

      Gary: Don't worry Charlie, I can freeze you again as soon as we get back to the HQ.

      Charlie: You better. *death stare; eyes turn red*

      Gary: *shivers*

      Pixie: *whispers* Sheesh, I guess since he's made of tears he's really salty now. ...Well, saltier than usual I mean.

      Raven: Don't worry, I got you Charlie. *scoops Charlie up into a bucket*

      Charlie: *sighs* Hooray.

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    • Charlie: Can we go home now then?

      Gary: Yeah, wait where's the minderizer?

      The girls are all looking for band merch in the closet

      Rookie is trying to use Charlie as seasoning for his lunch

      Tuomas Holopainen is confused as to why he's here

      Lee Pace is eating pie in the corner

      Charlie: WHERE THE F*** IS IT?

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    • Sherbert: Looking for this? Points Minderizer to her head

      Gary: NOOO!!!

      Everyone is transported to a post-apocalyptic wasteland

      Me: At least there's no more famous people I don't know, and am too lazy to Google the names of.

      Nicki Minaj appears

      Me: I take that back, this is worse.

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    • Me: Well were all gonna die. *falls face first into the ground*

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    • Me: Oh relax you idiots, I got this.

      Gary: Saltshaker...

      Me: *glares*

      Gary: ...

      Raven: Charlie, you're a bucket of water. What can you do?

      Me: Don't doubt me. *uses Snowstone to create a large set of recording equipment*

      Nicki Manaj: ...I don't understand what you're doing.

      Me: Good for you. Raven, dump me out.

      Raven: But-

      Me: *eyes turn red* DUMP ME OUT.

      Raven: Okay, jeez. *dumps bucket*

      Since Sherbert's mind is an apocalyptic wasteland, the ground is extremely hot, causing Charlie to evaporate and become a cloud.

      Me: *floats over to above the recording equipment and rains over the autotuning machine, causing it to short-circuit and explode*

      Nicki Manaj: OH GOD N- *explodes as well*

      Me: *rains back into the bucket*

      Pixie: ...How did you know that would work...?!

      Me: Simple, people like her can't survive without autotune. Speaking of which, is Justin Bieber in this world?

      Rookie: I don't know about you guys, but I'd rather not stay and find him. Where's the Minderizer?

      Gary: I think... Sherbert still has it.

      Raven: But where's Sherbert?

      Everyone looks around but doesn't see her anywhere

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    • Melissa is chasing Sherbert, trying to get the Minderizer from her.

      Melissa: GIVE ME THAT THING RIGHT NOW OR I'LL KNOCK YOUR BRAINS OUT!

      Sherbert: NO!

      Melissa: Time to use my secret weapon. (evil smile)

      Since Melissa's a duck, her flippers can be used as wings. She flies up high, tackles Sherbert, snatches the Minderizer, and points it at her (Melissa's) head…

      Everyone else: NOOOOOO…

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    • Everyone is teleported to a mall full of stereotypical teenage girl stores

      Me: Is it too much to hope that there's a Hot Topic somewhere in here?

      Melissa: Ew no. That place sucks!

      Raven: YOU TAKE THAT BACK! *chases Melissa with a basesball bat*

      Gary: Hey look, there's a coffee shop in here!

      Melissa pauses to look at cute dresses and Raven knocks her out

      Me: Thank goodness, now where'd she put the minderizer?

      Random Salespenguin: DID SOMEONE SAY MOISTURIZER??!!

      Me: Um... no?

      Salespenguin: That's great, because I happen to have free samples of this new heavily scented moisturizer!

      *the salespenguin starts rubbing moisturizer all over Pixie's arms*

      Me: AGGHHHH DON'T MOISTUREIZE ME!!!

      *Gary throws a decaf latte at the salespenguin, who melts into a puddle*

      Gary: Ha, I always knew that stuff was deadly!

      Me: Ugh, now i have to wash this stuff off. *stalks off towards the restrooms *

      Charlie: Shouldn't we be looking for the minderizer?

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    • Raven: Yeah, probably. Let's do th- *suddenly her eyes glaze over and her jaw drops, and then she emits the highest squeal she ever has squealed......then pushes Charlie into a conveniently placed fountain as she literally floats, like in dreams, towards the biggest hot topic anyone has ever laid eyes on*

      Charlie: Oh no

      Gary: Oh no

      Pixie, returning from the bathroom: oh n- *notices what Raven is going towards and joins her, drooling*

      Rookie: Oh n- YES! *he jumps onto a train that's chugging by* CHOO CHOO! CHOOOO CHOOO! *holds up Rocky* ISNT THIS THE BEST, ROCKY?

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    • Me: OMGBANDMERCHINEEDITALLADSFSDFDSBJFHFDGIKIKGBG

      Raven: *trying to grab everything in the store*

      Gary: Why does this always happen?

      Melissa: *waking up* Ew gross, why is that store in MY mall?! *she pitches a huge fit and starts throwing things at everyone near her*

      Rookie: AHHHHHHH WHY ARE YOU HITTING ME WITH STUFF?! *runs over Melissa in the train*

      The minderizer flies out of her pocket*

      Charlie: QUICK SOMEONE GRAB IT!!

      Gary grabs the minderizer and the agents are back in his head again

      Charlie: Why couldn't we have gone somewhere new? Like my head...

      Gary: My doctor told me I should avoid sodium, and your head's probably full of it.

      Charlie: CAN YOU PEOPLE STOP WITH THE SALT JOKES ALREADY?!

      Raven: *still clinging to the stuff from Hot Topic* Can we go back to my head? I need to put this stuff somewhere safe!

      Gary: No, we're staying here. at least until I get my flippers on some decent coffee.

      Me: Didn't your doctor also say you should avoid caffeine?

      Gary: NO, I DON'T EVEN HAVE A DOCTOR. I MADE HIM UP AS AN EXCUSE TO STAY OUT OF CHERLIE'S HEAD!

      Gary's Doctor: I digress, I do exist, and these delusions of my non-existence are clearly brought on by your excessive consumption of caffeine.

      Gary: GET THE F*** OUT OF MY HEAD, YOU BUTT TRUMPET!

      Gary's Doctor: You are overreacting Mr. Sommerville..... I pescribe a long rest to calm your nerves.

      Gary punches his doctor in the face and runs into his personal coffee shop

      Rookie: I guess a punch in the face a day really does keep doctors away!

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    • Melissa: (goes absolutely crazy) (runs over and kisses ADL)

      ADL: GO AWAY!

      Melissa runs over to Gary, and they play tug-of-war with the Minderizer. They go back to Melissa's mind…

      Melissa: I NEED TO DESTROY THAT HOT TOPIC! (begins pulling stuff down and throwing it around like a 2-year-old)

      Raven: (behind her) YOU IDIOT!!!

      Melissa ignores her and continues to destroy the store.

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    • Gary: I NEED MY COFFEE! *has a breakdown and starts crying*

      Me: *pulls a syringe out of my bag and pokes it into Gary's arm*

      Gary: OWWW WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO DRUG ME?!

      Me: I was just injecting coffee into your bloodstream.

      Gary: Oh... that works, I guess...

      Me: NOW LET'S SAVE THE HOT TOPIC!

      Eagles: FOR NARNIA! and band merch!

      Gary: FOR STAR WARS FIGURINES!

      Pixie, Raven and Gary tackle Melissa to the ground and take the minderizer away from her

      Me: Wait, before we go anywhere, we should do something with the duck before she causes any more trouble.

      Gary: I got this! *Puts Melissia in an indestructible, portable duck containment unit*

      Melissa: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

      Me: Let's get outta here!

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    • Tra snatches the Minderizer, and they go back to his mind.

      Tra: WE'RE NOT LEAVING UNTIL YOU PEOPLE LIKE IT HERE! (throws the Minderizer somewhere.)

      Raven: What have you done, you dummy?!

      While everyone else except Tra goes around looking for the Minderizer, Tim is by Melissa's containment unit, teasing her with a dress from Amanda's mind. Melissa's trying to snatch the dress.

      Melissa: GIVE ME THAT DRESS RIGHT NOW GINGER! OR YOU WON'T HAVE A GOOD DAY!

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    • Me: How unfortunate we don't have a minderizer finder...

      Gary: Funny you should mention that, I installed an app like that on my phone just this morning.

      Me: Now you tell me.

      Gary: *looking at his phone* According to this, it should be right around he- AGH!

      Gary walks into a trapdoor and falls through the floor

      Gary: Oww, I think I broke my flipper...

      Meanwhile

      Tim: What are you gonna do? Scream at me? haha

      Amanda: Don't tempt her.

      Tim continues to wave the dress in front of Melissa, she starts screaming and glass shatters

      Amanda: I warned you.

      Me: Agh, what's that awful noise?

      Gary: I don't know, but I think I found the minderizer... either that, or it's a giant squid monster's tentacle...

      It turns out to be The Kracken, who grabs Gary and starts trying to crush him

      Me: HOW DO YOU MISTAKE A TENTACLE FOR THE MINDERIZER?!

      Gary: IDONTKNOWAGHHKFKVJFKJVNDFKJLKSLMLVNXC

      Me: Welp, I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going... *Throws a sword to Gary so he can battle The Kracken while I go to look for the minderizer*

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    • Tra: WHAT ON EARTH DID YOU- *slapped by the kraken's tentacles* RIGHT THAT HAPPENED.

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    • Gary: *screaming while hacking at the tentacles * THIS IS HARDER THAN VIDEO GAMES MADE IT LOOK!

      Rookie: HEY I FOUND THE MINDERIZER!

      Me: Great, now give it to me.

      Rookie: Nah. *points it at his own head*

      Everyone is back in Rookie's mind

      Gary: At least the Kracken isn't here... *Gets hit by a flaming sqiud* OH COME ON!!

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