It was a normal day at the PSA. Gary was drinking coffee, Rookie was singing Miley Cyrus and pretending to be Thor while Rocky was Loki, Pixie was fangirling over Lee Pace while listening to Nightwish, and Raven had joined her. Charlie was stuffing his face with donuts along with Helmet and Gizmo, who, in fact, had a hard time eating donuts due to his robotness. Yup, pretty normal. No work was getting done as usual. Anyway, it was a normal day until there was a sudden knocking at the not-so-secret-secret entrance that led into the agencies main offices. It was ignored. Another knock...No answer. A canon shot went off...
Me: WHO DIED?! RUE? FINNICK? PRIM?
Pixie: *slaps me* NO! They're already dead anyway *trollface*
Me: *scowls* What was that?
Gary bursts in
G: GADZOOKS! Did you hear that?
Me: China heard that, Gary...What was it?
Charlie walks in stuffing his face with donuts, Helmet in tow. Miley Cyrus can still be heard in the distance.
Charlie: *talks with mouthfull* Perburly Rerkherpper
Helmet: UNGLURSH? *is doing the same*
Pixie: *rolls eyes* Why don't we all just go see what it was?
Me: Someone who is smart, good!
G: *opens his mouth and holds up a flipper*
Me: Save it.
They go and look outside, but as soon as they open the door a flash of orange light is seen and knocks them back, and Eagles is standing there, taller, white skin instead of brown, orange hair instead of yellow, same black shades, dogtag necklace, same old hoodie, the same one Raven wears, all black sneakers, and he is holding what seems to be a gun. There is something strange about his eyes. No, it wasn't those fake ass eyes you can buy in the Gift Shop what the hell even are those, besides creepy as hell?! His eyes were black pits, as if he were possessed. They all stared in shock, having no words or any idea how to respond to his sudden reappearance. He had been gone for nearly a year, after all. Depressed, unsure of life, questioning everything ever, and now here he was: not dead, standing before them. They all watched as he stared them down one by one, glaring. Nobody spoke for a while, but finally.......
He then kidnaps them and takes them to his evil lair, which happens to be in AA's house, since it is his childhood bedroom. Tiny car bed, cheesy walls, car rug and everthi-
Eagles: SHUT UP! NARRATOR!!! *He storms to his desk and snaps his flippers ((???), causing the Agents to all appear on his bed, unconscious still. He ties them up and sets them in a row by his closet and dresser, taping their mouths shut. As he waits for the sleep stuff to wear off he sharpens his knife* MWAHAHA