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  • AnonymousDuckLover
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    23:07, April 6, 2019

    Raven sat alone in eagles her lab and stared at a screen. There was a sudden scream like in Star Wars "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO". All the agents came rushing.

     Pixie: WHAT IS IT

    Charlie: WHO DID YOU FAIL TO MURDER

    Rookie: MILEY CYRUS YAY

    Me: I just...I found out that I am immortal...? But in a weird way...Eagles and my fusion and separationg ave me his powers and apparently immortality...I can die, but regenerate like a timelord....


    ((SHORT INTRO SORRY))

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    • Gary: Gadzooks! I'm not the only timelord around here anymore!

      Me: Waaait, since when were you a timelord?

      Gary: Um.... I just remembered. .. I have to... use the bathroom. ..BYE!

      Raven: What's up with him?

      Everyone shrugs

      Rookie: But, how do you know you're immortal? Did you die?

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    • Me: No. I ran some tests on my DNA because I was bored....and well..that happened. KILL ME!

      Pixie: We know I'd rather kill someone else.

      Me: DONT WE ALL *stabs self in heart*

      Jack Sparrow: IVE GOT A JAR OF DIRT AND GUESS WHATS INSIDE IT

      Rookie: A PIG

      JS: No?

      Charlie: A KEY

      JS: NO

      RH: A DRAWING OF A KEY, ARGGGHH

      JS: YES! *he and rockhopper skip off into the sunset*

      Anyway...

      Me: *dying and bleeding out*

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    • Me: OH GOD WHY!

      there's a bright flash and suddenly Raven is standing before me, completely fine

      Raven: Am I a ginger?

      Me: No, you look exactly the same.

      Raven: Weird

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    • Pixie: Do you have your kidneys?

      Me: All 3? Yep I believe so. 

      Gary: XRAY

      Rookie: ME FIRST

      EveryoneL ROOKIE NO

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    • Rookie: ROOKIE YES!

      *Rookie hops in front of the X-ray machine, revealing a whole sandwich in his stomach*

      Gary: How is that even possible?

      *raven steps up next to rookie, revealing she does indeed have 3 kidneys*

      Gary: Curious. .. I shall have to study this phenomenon further. ..

      Raven: Wait, this shouldn't be unusual for you, if you really are a timelord. ..

      Gary: I was actually talking about Rookie...

      Raven: Welp, screw you! *leaves*

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    • Me: *comes back in a second later* I have 3 kidneys due to transplant, remember? Damn, y'all can be stupid. Anyways...I just killed myself again annnnd Do I look the same?

      Everyone nods

      Me: Well that's...boring...

      Gary: Might I suggest Plastic Surgery?

      Me: HELL NO I AM NOT NICKI MINAJ!

      Pixie: Or Kim Kardashian...

      Charlie: or black.

      Rookie: Racistttt...

      Gary: Technically we cannot be racists...Penguins are like all the colors of the rainbow.

      Me: So gay.

      Gary: NO! NOT ME R-LESS!

      Me: This wiki is rated R. For rape. R is for raping Lee Pace.

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    • Me: What the actual f***.

      Gary: This is getting weird, I'm gonna go take the Tarbux out for a spin... *leaves*

      Raven stabs herself again because she can

      Rookie: *faints bc blood*

      Cherlie: Mind if I film this and sell it to a major talk show?

      Raven: Only if I get 99% of the proceeds from it.

      Me: I'm just gonna go read up on immortality... *takes books about Nicolas Flamel out of my top hat*

      Raven: Wait, since when did you have a top hat?

      Me: I stole it from Tuomas Holopainen in an RP that took place a few months after this one, yet I have it now because paradoxes... It's complicay. *shrugs*

      Locy appears and tries to hit me with a frying pan, but it just bounces off the top of my hat

      Me: I knew this thing would come in handy.

      Raven: Wait, I thought Locy mysteriously vanished?

      Me: Must be another paradox. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

      Gary: *running back in* GUYS, MY TARBUX HAS JUST INFORMED ME THAT WE ARE CURRENTLY EXPERIENCEING RANDOM TEMPORAL PARADOXES!

      Everyone: You don't f***ing say.

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