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Eaglesrule8·3/8/2016 in Roleplay

Raven sat alone in eagles her lab and stared at a screen. There was a sudden scream like in Star Wars "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO". All the agents came rushing.

Pixie: WHAT IS IT

Charlie: WHO DID YOU FAIL TO MURDER

Rookie: MILEY CYRUS YAY

Me: I just...I found out that I am immortal...? But in a weird way...Eagles and my fusion and separationg ave me his powers and apparently immortality...I can die, but regenerate like a timelord....

((SHORT INTRO SORRY))

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PixieLil·3/8/2016

Gary: Gadzooks! I'm not the only timelord around here anymore!

Me: Waaait, since when were you a timelord?

Gary: Um.... I just remembered. .. I have to... use the bathroom. ..BYE!

Raven: What's up with him?

Everyone shrugs

Rookie: But, how do you know you're immortal? Did you die?

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Eaglesrule8·3/8/2016

Me: No. I ran some tests on my DNA because I was bored....and well..that happened. KILL ME!

Pixie: We know I'd rather kill someone else.

Me: DONT WE ALL *stabs self in heart*

Jack Sparrow: IVE GOT A JAR OF DIRT AND GUESS WHATS INSIDE IT

Rookie: A PIG

JS: No?

Charlie: A KEY

JS: NO

RH: A DRAWING OF A KEY, ARGGGHH

JS: YES! *he and rockhopper skip off into the sunset*

Anyway...

Me: *dying and bleeding out*

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PixieLil·3/8/2016

Me: OH GOD WHY!

there's a bright flash and suddenly Raven is standing before me, completely fine

Raven: Am I a ginger?

Me: No, you look exactly the same.

Raven: Weird

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Eaglesrule8·3/8/2016

Pixie: Do you have your kidneys?

Me: All 3? Yep I believe so.

Gary: XRAY

Rookie: ME FIRST

EveryoneL ROOKIE NO

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PixieLil·3/9/2016

Rookie: ROOKIE YES!

*Rookie hops in front of the X-ray machine, revealing a whole sandwich in his stomach*

Gary: How is that even possible?

*raven steps up next to rookie, revealing she does indeed have 3 kidneys*

Gary: Curious. .. I shall have to study this phenomenon further. ..

Raven: Wait, this shouldn't be unusual for you, if you really are a timelord. ..

Gary: I was actually talking about Rookie...

Raven: Welp, screw you! *leaves*

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Eaglesrule8·3/9/2016

Me: *comes back in a second later* I have 3 kidneys due to transplant, remember? Damn, y'all can be stupid. Anyways...I just killed myself again annnnd Do I look the same?

Everyone nods

Me: Well that's...boring...

Gary: Might I suggest Plastic Surgery?

Me: HELL NO I AM NOT NICKI MINAJ!

Pixie: Or Kim Kardashian...

Charlie: or black.

Rookie: Racistttt...

Gary: Technically we cannot be racists...Penguins are like all the colors of the rainbow.

Me: So gay.

Gary: NO! NOT ME R-LESS!

Me: This wiki is rated R. For rape. R is for raping Lee Pace.

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PixieLil·11/6/2016

Me: What the actual f***.

Gary: This is getting weird, I'm gonna go take the Tarbux out for a spin... *leaves*

Raven stabs herself again because she can

Rookie: *faints bc blood*

Cherlie: Mind if I film this and sell it to a major talk show?

Raven: Only if I get 99% of the proceeds from it.

Me: I'm just gonna go read up on immortality... *takes books about Nicolas Flamel out of my top hat*

Raven: Wait, since when did you have a top hat?

Me: I stole it from Tuomas Holopainen in an RP that took place a few months after this one, yet I have it now because paradoxes... It's complicay. *shrugs*

Locy appears and tries to hit me with a frying pan, but it just bounces off the top of my hat

Me: I knew this thing would come in handy.

Raven: Wait, I thought Locy mysteriously vanished?

Me: Must be another paradox. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Gary: *running back in* GUYS, MY TARBUX HAS JUST INFORMED ME THAT WE ARE CURRENTLY EXPERIENCEING RANDOM TEMPORAL PARADOXES!

Everyone: You don't f***ing say.

(Edited by PixieLil)