Me: Why not? It's not like I'm doing anything else today.
Gary: Good, we're going to need 13 candles, a can of red spray paint, a bag of Halloween candy, and it says we should bring along a vacuum cleaner, but it's just a "precaution." Luckily, I have all of these, except the vacuum.
Rookie: Please don't summon any ghosts. I'm still going to therapy over Skid.
Me: So, shall we set this up?
Gary: Just spray a thirteen pointed star on a floor, then put a candle on each of the points.
Rookie: Please don't.
Gary: Rookie, eat this. Gives Rookie the Halloween Candy
Pink Ghost: And I'm the Ghost of Puffles. Wait, why the hell am I pink?
Gary: Rookie, let me see that candy.
Gary Takes Candy
Gary: No wonder, this is candy from Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory. That explains...
Rookie: ...Why it's so minty?
Gary: No, these are mini chocolate bars. In what way do they taste like mint? Anyways, Willy Wonka's candy can completely change the spell to summon whatever ghosts the eater of the candy wants to summon.
Amanda: Wait, where'd Mellisa go?
Rookie: A better question is where'd the candy go?
Puffles's Ghost: An even better question is when did I die?
Suddenly, there's an obnoxious scream that sounds far away. Me, Gary, and ADL run over to see what it was. Melissa is in Agent Lily's office, with Rookie's bag of candy in her hands, and sweets Lily stored in her office all over the floor. There's chocolate all around her mouth and on her teeth.
Melissa: (her mouth full) Difd I evfr tell yu guyfs I luv candy?
Me: I sort of figured.
Melissa begins to choke on a marshmallow, and Gary Heimlichs it out of her. After that, Melissa runs away screaming.
Me: I guess that if she wants to stay here, we need to watch her like a toddler.
Pixie: Hey, wait a minute Grunkle, you're a ghost.
Gariwald: Yeah, so?
Pixie: You can fly.
Gariwald: Yeah, so?
Pixie: You can fly through walls.
Gariwald: Yeah, so?
Pixie: You can get out of the elevator and go tell Charlie to bring the elevator back or he's fired.
Gariwald: ...Ohhh. Okay. *flies back down to the HQ*
Elevator: Approaching destination: Frying Pan Factory.
In the HQ
Me: *still being chased* GARIWALT DISNEY HELP
Gariwald: First of all, I told you not to call me that. Second of all, would you mind bringing the elevator back down before it gets to the frying pan factory? Pixie says if they all die then you're fired.
Me: That makes no sense.
Gariwald: Whatever, just why haven't you brought them back down yet?
Me: Well, uh *still being chased* First of all, I'm kind of busy at the moment. Second of all, Wonka's dead and the remote went with him.
Gariwald: Oh... Uh, yeah, that could be a problem. *looks at ghosts* Do you, uh, want me to do anything about these guys?
Me: OH, no THANK YOU, I just LOVE being CHASED by them! It's REALLY fun!
Wonka: What made you think that crushing me would actually kill me? I'M A GHOST.
Gariwald: ...Good point.
Wonka: You FOOLS! THERE IS NO LIFE!!! *levitates knifes and aims them at the group*
Pixie: *suddenly has an idea* Charlie, do you still have the TNMBC DVD?
Pixie: *takes it and throws it at him*
Wonka is distracted by the DVD and drops the knifes. He catches the DVD in his hands.
Wonka: Hah, what's this? It's just a... wait... *sees the words "Tim Burton's" before the title* Tim... Burton... *has vietnam flashback of Tim Burton's remake of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and becomes ridiculously triggered* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJHKLAEFHKAJELSHFKAJHFDALKJHLASDUHFASDFLIUASLASDFHILASDUFHIAFHULDASHDASFKADSFJDSAFKADLSJFHJKADFHAKDSJL *explodes*
Me: Don't be silly, it's not like we're in a ghostbusters remake...
The agents run to the ski village
A giant white creature is attacking the ski lodge
Rookie: SEE, IT IS THE MARSHMALLOW GUY!
Gary: No Rookie, this is much worse... IT'S MY ABOMINABLE SNOWMAN BOT 2999!
Me: Why the hell did you build a giant snowman robot?
Gary: Because I could? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Me: Great, how are we supposed to defeat a 40 foot poessesd robot?
Gary: We could try crossing the streams of our ghost guns?
Me: Why not? It's not like it will kill us or anything...
The agents all point their ghost guns at the Snowman Bot and cross the streams... this only angers the robot, who rips out the ski lift and throws it. It goes through the roof of Pixie and Gary's igloo...