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    16:06, November 5, 2016

    The agents are sitting around in the HQ doing nothing (why do my RPs always start like this?)

    Me: Gee, it sure is boring around here...

    Raven: *takes out one earbud* What?

    Rookie: *stuffing his face with pumpkin spice flavored cheese puffs* Shoulfn't somefing baf haffen aboumt nof?

    Me: I'm not even going to try and comprehend what you just said...

    Gary runs in, screaming at the top of his lungs

    Me: Oh gods, what happened?

    Gary: I "ACCIDENTALLY" ACTIVATED MY HALLOWEEN GENERATOR! NOW WE HAVE TO CELEBRATE EARLY!

    Me: Wtf, I thought you'd been stabbed, the way you were screaming.

    Gary: Sorry, I just got really excited...

    Raven: Is no one else going to point out the fact that it's still SEPTEMBER?

    Gary: SHUT UP IT'S HALLOWEEN! *stuffs a pumpkin marshmallow into Raven's mouth so she can't talk*

    Me: Well, as long as you aren't going to cause any disasters or anything, I guess there's no harm in an early celebration.

    Gary: *smiles innocently* Have a little faith darling, it's not like I was planning to summon any ghosts or demons or anything... *holds a book of summoning spells behind his back*

    Raven: *eating the marshmallow * But you ALWAYS cause disasters!

    Me: Yeah, there's a reason why people have taken to calling you "Gary the Disaster Guy"

    Charlie: Why are you still allowed to plan parties?

    Gary: BECAUSE I'M AWESOME! *puts on a pair of aviator sunglasses*

    Charlie: Okaaaaay then... "*goes to watch TNBC for the millionth time*

    Me: Hey, wait for me! *follows Charlie*

    Gary: *smiling mischievously* Welp, who wants to help me summon ghosts?

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    • Me: Why not? It's not like I'm doing anything else today.

      Gary: Good, we're going to need 13 candles, a can of red spray paint, a bag of Halloween candy, and it says we should bring along a vacuum cleaner, but it's just a "precaution." Luckily, I have all of these, except the vacuum.

      Rookie: Please don't summon any ghosts. I'm still going to therapy over Skid.

      Me: So, shall we set this up?

      Gary: Just spray a thirteen pointed star on a floor, then put a candle on each of the points.

      Rookie: Please don't.

      Gary: Rookie, eat this. Gives Rookie the Halloween Candy

      Me: Don't we need that?

      Gary: It says to feed it to someone.

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    • Melissa: (runs in from out of nowhere, screams at the top of her lungs at the sight of ADL)

      ADL: Why does this always happen now?

      Me: I guess now that she lives on Club Penguin Island, she's always looking for you. I might have it worse since she's my next door neighbor.

      ADL: I don't even want to imagine what that must be like.

      Me: I can help you guys if you want! But only on one condition, that we keep the candy away from her. (glares at Melissa)

      Gary: You definitely believe I will. Now, can we get started?

      Me: Sure!

      The three set everything up, and minutes later three ghosts show up, one pink, one green, and the other yellow.

      I can't help adding Melissa to everything. She's just too funny!

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    • Green Ghost: I'm the Ghost of Christmas Past.

      Yellow Ghost: I'm the Ghost of Christmas Present.

      Pink Ghost: And I'm the Ghost of Puffles. Wait, why the hell am I pink?

      Gary: Rookie, let me see that candy.

      Gary Takes Candy

      Gary: No wonder, this is candy from Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory. That explains...

      Rookie: ...Why it's so minty?

      Gary: No, these are mini chocolate bars. In what way do they taste like mint? Anyways, Willy Wonka's candy can completely change the spell to summon whatever ghosts the eater of the candy wants to summon.

      Amanda: Wait, where'd Mellisa go?

      Rookie: A better question is where'd the candy go?

      Puffles's Ghost: An even better question is when did I die?

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    • Suddenly, there's an obnoxious scream that sounds far away. Me, Gary, and ADL run over to see what it was. Melissa is in Agent Lily's office, with Rookie's bag of candy in her hands, and sweets Lily stored in her office all over the floor. There's chocolate all around her mouth and on her teeth.

      Melissa: (her mouth full) Difd I evfr tell yu guyfs I luv candy?

      Me: I sort of figured.

      Melissa begins to choke on a marshmallow, and Gary Heimlichs it out of her. After that, Melissa runs away screaming.

      Me: I guess that if she wants to stay here, we need to watch her like a toddler.

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    • Having finished watching TNBC, I return to the HQ

      Me: What's going on in here?

      Gary: Nothing.....

      Ghost of Christmas Past: WE'RE HAVING A PARTY!

      Me: Is that a ghost?

      Gary: No... *closes a door on the ghost*

      GoCP: *floats through the door* Is it really that obvious?

      Me: GARY!!!!

      Gary: *gulps*

      Everyone grabs popcorn and sits down to watch the inevitable fight

      Me:WHYDIDYOUSUMMONGHOSTSEVENTGOUGHICLEARLYTOLDYOUNOTTODOYOUEVENLISTENTIANYTGINGISAYWHYCANTYOUFOLLOWTHESIMPLESTORDERSISHOULDFIREYOU!

      Gary: *hiding behind a desk*...would you believe me if i told you it was an accident?

      There is a crash from the next room

      Me: WHAT WAS THAT?!

      Amanda: Uh oh, Melissa is gone again.

      Gary: So is my spellbook.

      Rookie: And my candy.

      Everyone runs towards the source of the crash, Melissa is sitting in the middle of the star, surrounded by ghosts. They're all arguing about fasion

      Rookie: Can we panic now?

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    • Gary: I've been panicking since TNBC ended.

      Rookie: So it is appropriate... slight pause *SCREAMS BLOODY MARY*

      Bloody Mary: Did someone summon me?

      Rookie: Continues Screaming

      Me: Okay Rookie, there only ghosts, it's not like they can touch you.

      Rookie: Crying I know, that's why they're so scary. If you try to give them a hug, they won't feel it.

      Pixie: GARYWHATTHEHELLDIDYOUDOWITHTHEVACUUMCLEANER!!!

      Gary: I kind of traded it to this kid for this spellbook. Flips to random page Hey look, a spell on how to summon vampires.

      Pixie: Not tonight!!! Takes Spellbook

      Me: With mouth full of candy I hope this works.

      Ghost Type Pokemon start appearing

      Me: Throws Pokeball and catches Spiritomb Ghosts are super effective against Ghosts, so I'm just going to start attacking these ghosts. Spiritomb use a move, I don't really care which one.

      Spiritomb uses Memento

      Me: Well, crap...

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    • Me: Lovely, now we have ghosts AND Pokemon..

      Rookie: Relax, I've played enough Pokemon Go to know how to handle this! *throws his phone at Spritbomb, it bounces off and breaks *'"

      Rookie: Crap, I missed. Can i borrow someone else's phone?

      Gariwald: Sure, you can have mine. *gives Rookie a phone from the early 1900s*

      Rookie: This is a funny looking phone.. how do I find the apps?

      Gary: *starts screamimg because dead technology *

      Gariwald summons more ghosts so he can have a party

      Me: Ugh, this is ridiculous. I'm just going to have to deal with this myself.

      A metal remix of the Ghostbusters theme begins to play as I pull ghost catching equipment out of a box

      Me: It's a good thing I suspected something like this was going to happen and prepared this convenient box...

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    • Ghost of Xmas Present: NO!!! I'M TO YOUNG TO DIE!!!

      Ghosts start fleeing the HQ

      Me: I'm keeping this...

      Spiritomb Returns to its Pokeball

      Pixie: Great, now there are ghosts all over the island. Gary, where's your Ghost Tracker 3000?

      Gary: I traded it to Willy Wonka to get the bag of candy...

      Pixie: YOU WHAT???

      Gary: Just kidding; I only gave him the Ghost Tracker 1000. I have the Ghost Tracker 3000 right here.

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    • Me: *comes back* Hey guys, what'd I miss?

      Pixie: Charlie, TNBC ended like ten minutes ago. What took you so long?

      Me: I had to stay for the credits.

      Gary: Lemme guess, just for the soundtrack?

      Me: I think I have a problem please help m- hey, wait a minute, where'd you guys get that candy from?

      Rookie: Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory.

      Me: Impossible! I brutally murdered him and seized all of his money bought out and took over his business long ago to form my chocolate company! How could you have possibly gotten candy from him?

      Zombie Willy Wonka appears

      Me: OH MY GOD HE'S COME BACK FOR REVENGE uh i mean its not like he'd want revenge for anything i did for him but- *runs back downstairs*

      Zombie Willy Wonka: *sings quietly* There's no earthly way of knowing... which direction we are going...

      Pixie: WHY CAN WE NEVER JUST HAVE A NORMAL HALLOWEEN

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    • Everyone: Gary exists...

      A wild elevator appears

      Zombie Willy Wonka: This will bring you to where you need to go...

      Charlie: Never take the elevator. Willy Wonka's elevators are always a trap.

      Agents are in the elevator

      Me: What? This is a Ghostbusters parody, not a Charlie in the Chocolate Factory parody. I thin we're safe for now.

      ZWW: And our first stop is the frying pan factory.

      Me: Crap...

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    • The elevator launches up and out of the HQ

      Me: Alright Wonka, that's enough. Bring them back.

      ZWW: No! You took over my business and murdered me!

      Me: Hah, yeah right! You can't prove anything!

      ZWW: Well I can promise you this, you won't get the better of me this ti-

      Charlie punches Zombie Willy Wonka down the elevator shaft

      ZWW: NOT A SPECK OF LIGHT IS SHOWING, SO THE DANGER MUST BE GROWING! ARE THE FIRES OF HELL A GLOWING? IS THE GRISLY REAPER MOWI-  *hits the bottom and dies*

      Charlie: Wow, that scene was sure out of place. ...Oh crap, he had the remote for the elevator, didn't he?

      Ghosts: Ahem.

      Me: *turns around, noticing them for the first time* Uh... hello?

      Meanwhile inside of the elevator...

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    • Rookie: *pounding on the door* LET ME OUT I DON'T WANT TO DIE!

      Gary: Don't worry, the chances of dying in an elevator are only 2%. You're much more likely to be trampled by a cow, or scared to death by dead technology.

      Gariwald: Like this? *holds up his phone*"'

      Gary: *screams and passes out*

      Me:*sarcasm* Nice going, Grunkle...

      Gariwald: Heh, sorry. I couldn't resist.

      Outside

      Ghosts: Now that that fool has been dealt with, can we return to our regularly scheduled haunting?

      Cherlie: NOT ON MY WATCH! *blasts the ghosts with his demon powers*

      Ghosts: Was that supposed to impress us?

      Charlie: Well s***.

      The ghosts chase Charlie around the HQ while fitting music plays

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    • Pixie: Hey, wait a minute Grunkle, you're a ghost.

      Gariwald: Yeah, so?

      Pixie: You can fly.

      Gariwald: Yeah, so?

      Pixie: You can fly through walls.

      Gariwald: Yeah, so?

      Pixie: You can get out of the elevator and go tell Charlie to bring the elevator back or he's fired.

      Gariwald: ...Ohhh. Okay. *flies back down to the HQ*

      Elevator: Approaching destination: Frying Pan Factory.

      In the HQ

      Me: *still being chased* GARIWALT DISNEY HELP

      Gariwald: First of all, I told you not to call me that. Second of all, would you mind bringing the elevator back down before it gets to the frying pan factory? Pixie says if they all die then you're fired.

      Me: That makes no sense.

      Gariwald: Whatever, just why haven't you brought them back down yet?

      Me: Well, uh *still being chased* First of all, I'm kind of busy at the moment. Second of all, Wonka's dead and the remote went with him.

      Gariwald: Oh... Uh, yeah, that could be a problem. *looks at ghosts* Do you, uh, want me to do anything about these guys?

      Me: OH, no THANK YOU, I just LOVE being CHASED by them! It's REALLY fun!

      Gariwald: ...So is that a yes?

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    • Charlie: YES YOU DAFT OLD MAN, I WANT YOU TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THEM! DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?

      Gariwald: Geez, you don't have to shout...

      Cherlie runs off to retrieve the remote, while Gariwald causes a distraction

      Gariwald: OI, GHOSTS, YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER AND YOUR FATHER SMELLED OF ELDERBERRIES!

      Ghost: Quit making outdated references hardly anyone will get.

      Gariwald: NEVER!

      Meanwhile

      Charlie peers down the elevator shaft

      Charlie: It's awfully dark down there... Oh well, here goes nothing. *jumps down and lands on a conveniently placed mattress*

      Charlie: Well, that was convenient. Now where is that remote?

      On the elevator

      Elevator:We will approach the Frying Pan Factory momentarily, please buckle your seatbelts and keep your arms, legs, and head attached to your body at all times

      Gary: Wait what?

      Me: This elevator WAS built by zombies...

      Gary: Oh right...

      Rookie: Can we panic yet?

      Me: No, Charlie will stop it any second now.

      Elevator: While you wait, please enjoy this muisc *Anaconda plays*

      Me: YOU CAN PANIC NOW!

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    • AnonymousDuckLover
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      PIXIE!!!!
      22:37, October 14, 2016
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    • Everyone: Screams

      Me: Please, make it stop!!!

      Everyone complains as the song ends

      Elevator: You have arrived at your destination, please enjoy your eternal doom.

      Me: Wait, what?

      Molten metal is poored into a frying pan mold

      Ghost: This will be perfect for those who break the fourth wall... Possesses frying pan

      Pixie prepares ghost catching equipment

      Frying Pan Ghost: Break the fourth wall, and I'll break you...

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    • We should finish this before Halloween is over

      Me: NOT IF I BREAK YOU FIRST! *blasts the ghost with my ghost gun*

      The frying pan ghost explodes covering everyone in ectoplasm

      Raven: Ew

      Gary: I need to collect samples of this! *starts scooping the ectoplasm into his pockets*

      Me: Is this really a good time for science? *looks at the other ghosts, who are advancing *

      Gary: ANYTIME IS SCIENCE TIME! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA-*coughing* I'm going to kill my vocal cords doing that...

      The agents blast more ghosts while Gary runs around collecting samples, and getting in everyone's way

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    • Charlie finds the remote and picks it up

      Me: Oh wow, it's still on! It got a little messed up from the fall but it looks like it should still work... *presses the large button labeled STOP*


      The Wonkavator suddenly stops in midair, directly above the extremely hot frying pan conveyor belt. It hovers in place, not moving at all. The frying pans are close enough to touch.

      Gary: ...Well, at least Locy isn't here.


      Me: *believing that the elevator is on its way back* Well, that was easy.

      Ghost Willy Wonka: WRONG SIR! YOU GET NOTHING!!!

      Me: Wait, first you were a zombie and now you're a ghost? That doesn't make any sens- *gets sprayed with ectoplasm*

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    • Willy Wonka: HAHAHA I'M INVINCIBLE NOW! *continues to spray ectoplasm*

      Gariwald: Hey Charles, I lured the ghosts away like you asked.

      Charlie: That's nice... NOW MAYBE YOU COULD HELP ME GET RID OF THIS ONE?!

      Gariwald: *looks at Wonka* Um... I just remembered... I have to iron my socks... *floats through the floor*

      Charlie: ....

      Wonka: THERE'S NO ONE TO SAVE YOU NOW LITTLE PENGUIN! IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO VIEW PARADISE. BY SIMPLY DYING!!

      Wonka advances on Charlie, holding a knife. The future looks bleak for our favorite snow penguin.... Suddenly, the Wonkavator drops right on top of Wonka, causing him to disappear

      Gariwald: *floats out of the elevator * Ha! You actually thought I abandoned you, didn't ya?

      Cherlie: Thanks, I guess.

      The agents step out of the elevator

      Me:*sarcastically * Well, that was fun...

      Gary: But look at all this ectoplasm I've collected! This will keep me busy for months!

      Me: Good, because I'm planning on taking a 5 month long vacation when all this is over... without you.

      Gary: *crying* But, I've been looking forward to our vacation all year!

      Charlie: Save the un-romance for later, we need to deal with the rest of the ghosts.

      Wonka: *Reappearing on top of the elevator * I'M STILL ALIVE!

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    • Wonka: What made you think that crushing me would actually kill me? I'M A GHOST.

      Gariwald: ...Good point.

      Wonka: You FOOLS! THERE IS NO LIFE!!! *levitates knifes and aims them at the group*

      Pixie: *suddenly has an idea* Charlie, do you still have the TNMBC DVD?

      Me: Yeah?

      Pixie: *takes it and throws it at him*

      Me: ...What

      Wonka is distracted by the DVD and drops the knifes. He catches the DVD in his hands.

      Wonka: Hah, what's this? It's just a... wait... *sees the words "Tim Burton's" before the title* Tim... Burton... *has vietnam flashback of Tim Burton's remake of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and becomes ridiculously triggered* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJHKLAEFHKAJELSHFKAJHFDALKJHLASDUHFASDFLIUASLASDFHILASDUFHIAFHULDASHDASFKADSFJDSAFKADLSJFHJKADFHAKDSJL *explodes*

      Gary: ...Well that worked.

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    • Me: Well, that's one way to kill a ghost...

      Everyone cheers

      Rookie: Can we all go home and eat pumpkin spice flavored things now?

      Me: Not yet, we still have more ghosts to deal with *glares at Gary* Let's just hope the rest of them aren't as bad as Will Wonk...

      Gary: It's a good thing I have my Ghost Tracker 3000 with me!

      The agents track the ghosts to the beach

      Rockhopper (who is there for some reason): AHHHHHH WHY IS ME CHEESE FLYING?

      Ghost: I AM THE GHOST OF STINKY CHEESE PAST, I HAVE COME TO PUNISH YOU FOR YOUR CRIMES AGAINST CHEESEKIND!

      Rockhopper: *screaming*

      Me: Well, it looks like we found the rest of the ghosts....

      Gary: Let's do this! *licks his ghost gun*

      FOB's version of the Ghostbusters theme plays

      Charlie: HOW DARE YOU REFERENCE THE NEW GHOSTBUSTERS?

      Me: Ew, I like FOB, but that song is bad.

      Charlie and Pixie tackle Gary

      Rockhopper: ISN'T ANYONE GOING TO SAVE A HELPLESS PIRATE FROM THE CHEESE GHOST?!

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    • Rookie: Why don't you just eat the cheese?

      Rockhopper: I TRIED THAT!!! IT CAME TO LIFE, AND TRIES TO KILL ME!!!

      GOSCP: I SHALL BRING YOU TO STINKY CHEESE ISLAND, AND YOU SHALL FACE A VERY BIASED JURY ON YOUR CRIMES!!!

      Rockhopper: NOOOO!!!

      Rookie starts eating GOSCP

      Rookie: *BURPS* Wait, where's the Migrator?

      Rockhopper: I, umm, took up swimming? Yeah, that's a good enough excuse for why I didn't dock me ship here; the art designers aren't just lazy.

      A shadow is seen heading towards the Ski Village

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    • Me: That shadow, it looks familiar somehow...

      Rookie: IS IT THE MARSHMALLOW MAN,

      Me: Don't be silly, it's not like we're in a ghostbusters remake...

      The agents run to the ski village

      A giant white creature is attacking the ski lodge

      Rookie: SEE, IT IS THE MARSHMALLOW GUY!

      Gary: No Rookie, this is much worse... IT'S MY ABOMINABLE SNOWMAN BOT 2999!

      Me: Why the hell did you build a giant snowman robot?

      Gary: Because I could? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

      Me: Great, how are we supposed to defeat a 40 foot poessesd robot?

      Gary: We could try crossing the streams of our ghost guns?

      Me: Why not? It's not like it will kill us or anything...

      The agents all point their ghost guns at the Snowman Bot and cross the streams... this only angers the robot, who rips out the ski lift and throws it. It goes through the roof of Pixie and Gary's igloo...

      Me: MY HOUSE!

      Gary: MY LAB!

      Both: *angry screaming*

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    • //I'm just going to finish this off, since Halloween is over//

      The igloo explodes

      Gary: HOW DARE YOU DESTROY MY LAB AND MY COFFEE STASH!

      Me: Wait, I just remembered, ZELDA WAS STILL IN THE HOUSE!!

      Both: *screaming in fear*

      Suddenly, something flies out of the wreckage of the igloo, and lands on top of the HQ

      Gary: Is that my Escapefromaburninghouse 3000?

      Raven: Wow, that's an oddly specific name....

      A figure climbs out of the machine and starts screaming, causing glass to shatter, it also causes the possessed robot's internal computer to malfunction

      ASB: NOOOOOOOOOO, SCREAMING CHILDREN, MY ONLY WEAKNESS! *The ghosts that was possessing it flies out, and the agents zap it*

      The figure on the roof jumps down and lands on top of Gary

      Zelda: Well, that was fun. Can we go get ice cream now?

      Me: ZELDA, YOU'RE ALIVE!!

      Charlie: But how did you survive the explosion?

      Zelda: *giggling* Silly Cherlie, my room is explosion proof!

      Charlie: I should've known...

      Zelda: Living in a house where things explode constantly has it's advantages.

      Gary: *looking at his phone* According to my ghost locator, there's a 99% chance that the island is free of ghosts.

      Me: So, there's a 1% that there are still ghosts?

      Gary: Well, there are a few.. permanent residents that we haven't killed.

      Gariwald: I hope nobody's planning on banishing me to wherever you sent all those ghosts...

      Me: Welp, I guess we can finally relax and enjoy the Halloween party.

      Zelda: AND EAT ALL THE CANDY!

      Me: No honey, you'll just get sick.

      Rookie: I'M GOING TO GO HOME AND EAT THOSE WEREWOLF CANDIES GARY TOLD ME NOT TO EAT!

      Everyone glares at Rookie

      Rookie: ...what?

      Charlie: Sooo, anyone wanna go watch TNBC again?

      Me: Yeah sure, just let me call someone to fix up my igloo.

      Gary: No need, I've got this covered. *pulls out his spellbook, and starts thumbing through it* Let's see, there should be an igloo repair spell in here somewhere...

      Me: OH NO YOU DON'T! *grabs the book and throws it into the lake*

      Gary: Oh come on, I was just going to summon the demon of igloo repairs....

      Everyone: GAAAAAAARY THAT KILLS PEOPLE!

      Gary: :(

      THE END

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