Future Me: Everyone does...we are the only two left. Kevin is more powerful than you can imagine.
Jay: Ugh if only I could kill my brother now. You know what?! I'm going to!
Future Me: JAY NO! It's dangerous! He's far too powerful. Kevin gathered up enough power to go to alternate worlds! He went there and absorbed the power of everything imaginable. There's no way we can defeat him....
Pixie: Then we'll go back to the past and prevent Kevin from doing this!
Future Me: You can't...I already tried. I sacrificed all the abilities I had to undo all of it. If Kevin dies, the whole future will be different. Jay will not be born. Sensei will be powerless. AA becomes married to Gary. Agencies won't exist and the island is 10 times smaller, due to global warming caused by Herbert.
Kevin - I HATE PIE! CAKE FOREVER! AND BECAUSE OF THAT I WILL REPROGRAM YOU INTO A CYBORG
Me - Oh cool! Will I meet Bender and R2D2 too?
Kevin - NO IDIOT! :|
Me - Ohh whatever...Wait WHAT?!
Kevin takes Phineas99 of the net*
Me - I need to go back in time...Now where is my Time Machine Watch...Oh It was on my flipper already (facepalms)
Kevin - What are you doing wimp?
Me - Nothing but...CHANGE THE TIME! (Travels back in time to the Past)
Phineas99 travels in time to year 2113*
Me - Ok...so I will need to be fully prepared for those stupid "burgs".
Kevin - ...WHEEL BOTS! CREATE A TIME MACHINE! TIME IS GOLD!
Wheel Bots - Affirmative
Me - Ok...that escalated quickly...Wait...this doesn't seem to be the past...I need to check my watch
Phineas99 checks his watch*
Me - Oh Fluffy Puffy Puffles...I am ONE HUNDRED YEARS LATER! This seems to be worse...oh bad oh bad...Puffle Slavery, all penguins turned into cyborgs, EVERY mascot died.
Ultimate Kevin-tron 9000 arrives and sees Phineas99*
Kevin 2113 - Attention penguin, surrender now and die
Me - NEVER! (Phineas99 tries to go back in time)
Kevin 2113 laughs*
Me - CMON YOU STUPID MACHINE WORK! (Time Machine Breaks down). Oh crap...I am screwed...
Kevin 2113 - ...TOTALLY screwed penguin...
Me - I need to escape!
Phineas99 falls on a secret hole*
Me - AAAAAAAHHHHH!
Kevin 2113 - Hmm...where did he go...? Hmm...
Kevin 2113 starts scanning around*
Kevin 2113 - CYBORGS! LOOK FOR HIM! Meanwhile...It is time to "play" with the time now...
Kevin 2113 has a Time Machine Watch on his robotic arm*
Kevin 2113 - MWUAHAHAHAHAHAH! (Kevin 2113 goes back in time to year 2013 where the other PSA Agents are
Me - Hey...looks like I found a Resistance Base (Phineas99 knocks the door)
Secret Penguin - Hello? Who's there?
Me - Me, Phineas99
Secret Penguin - Are you a penguin?
Me - Yes
Secret Penguin - Ok go in
Secret Resistance Team shows up*
Penguin #1 - Hello. Welcome to the team. We are the last penguins to ever live on the world.
Penguin #2 - We are doing secret plans to stop this once and for all
Penguin #3 - We have been trying this for so long...but we lose
Penguin #4 - Many brave penguins lost in the Past...filling up with tears in their grave...
Penguin #5 - Even Kevin doesn't know of it though...
Penguin #1 - Come join us. We will live alone here forever. There is no hope left...
Penguin #2 - You see...we are 5 in total and we are alone everytime
Penguin #3 - We love new recruits. No matter how they are
Me - Well...*sigh* since there isn't anything else left...(cries)
Penguin #4 - Don't worry. We will always be together no matter what
Me - (Cries whispering itself) Stupid Time Machine Watch ;(...And what are your names?
Penguins - ...We all forgot our names. We don't know who we are...sadly...
Phineas99 sees with a familiar face to Penguin #1 similar to Gary*
Me - Are you Gary?
Penguin #1 - Gary? He was my father. My mother was PixieLil. I am currently 99 years old...my birthday will be in 9 months. I am the oldest penguin of the Resistance
Me - Let's see... O_O Pixie Lil is gonna be Pregnant O_O Pixie Lil is gonna be MOTHER! :O
Penguin #2 - Wait boy...are you from the Past or what?
Me - Yes. I have a Time Machine Watch but it broke sadly...
Mysterious Voice #6 - Hmm...I think I know how to repair this...
Everyone stare at the Mysterious Voice which it was a semi robotic penguin
Penguin #6 - I was hiding here all the time long...
Everyone - Who are you?
Penguin #6 - I am...Gary...
Everyone - (Surprised) GARY?!
Penguin #1 - Father!
Gary 2113 - Son...
Me - WOAH WOAH WOAH GARY! HOW THE HECK ARE YOU STILL LIVING FOR SO MANY YEARS? ARE YOU CHABELO?!
Gary 2113 - Lol not really. PixieLil created an Inmortal Pill to me before she was about to get killed. Her last words where "Gary, take this. You will live forever with this. Its a pill to be inmortal". Then I was like "Ok but why me? Why don't you take it?". Then Pixie Lil responded "...Because there is only 1 left and because I... love you". After that, Kevin picked up PixieLil and made her a cyborg. I remember when my son, my baby saw his mother being taken. Then my son heard those noises and he started to cry deeply in his heart...
Penguin #1 - (Cries in tears) I remember that...I will never forget that...
Me - Wow...that must be really sad...
Penguin 5 - Still a better love story than Twilight though! (Everyone laughs)
Wheel Bots - BEEP BEEP! SUSPECTS NEAR BY! SUSPECTS NEAR BY!
Gary - ...We need to talk quietly...so SSHH...
Penguin #4 - OK! (Screaming so loud Wheel Bots almost hear)
Gary - SSSSSHHH! QUIET! There is not much time left. I need to start working on the Time Machine Watch quickly so we can stop this...