Me: who to stalk who to stalk umm nope umm nope maybe Brady.but where the fudge is he?*thinks to self "i want some fudge no wait pie"* Man i think i've gone crazy. Why am i talking to myself.*slaps self* ugh why don't i just calm down by killing someone.Man im so crazy. wait where am i i've been walking for days. only if Cadence was here i would know were the party is at XD.*starts to cry* well ill just join Brady in who knows. *finds Brady* hey
Me: OK WHERE ARE MY CRAB LEGS!?! I mean wat does a robot got to do to get some crab legs? Also i hate cats so the cat goes into the cage.
Haily: Im not going in a cage
Me: then i hope you like your head 'cause imma cut it off
Haily: AHHHH *starts running*
Me: ok run if you want but imma getchoo. Now WHERE THE FUDGE IS MY FUDGING CRAB LEGS?!? wait now that you think 'bout it how do i eat? also would i go to jail for trapping the PSA in a different dimension?
McKenzie: you should
Me:well i wont if they dont find me MHAHAHAHAHAHA. plus if the do find me im just too powerful for them
Me: THAT FUDGING HURT! Im so texting my friends about this *texts trying to kill a cat just got Maka chopped by McKenzie can this get any worst* Done oh i so feel like a teen right about now. Plus nine lives or not if i decapitate you wont grow back a head
Haily: Or will it?
Me: thinking 'bout that freaks me out
Haily has been decapitated by Lego
Haily grows her head back
Me: now dats just creeping me out. Ok i will have to decapitate you 8 times over
Lego has been Maka-chopped again by McKenzie, beacause Lego was about to kill someone
Me:THAT HURTS YOU KNOW! AND GIVE ME MY CRAB LEGS OR EVERYONE DIES! Ok i have a secret i kinda sorta sorta like --- never mind
The girls: Tell us
Me: nah i can say other girl i like but thats it PH.
The girls: tell us the other girl
Me: i cant its to hard to say it right here
The girls: Why would it be?
Me: No reason *rolls eyes*. Also the next person to Maka-chop me is going to die. So ladys how do you like your death: Tied to a rocket to the moon, getting your guts ripped out of you, or getting beatin' up by a robot aka ME
McKenzie: that all sounds horrible
Haily: wut she says
Me: but ill be happy to kill Haily 8 times over (troll face)
McKenzie: why are you so evil?
Me: You see i never had a choice to be good or evil. If i had the choice i would chose good. But as you can see i was built to be evil so i never really had a choice