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Charlie the Penguin

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  • I live in a dumpster
  • I was born on September 27
  • My occupation is idk, tbh im just dun with life m8
  • I am now going by the username "Charlie the Cynic" if you need me for whatever reason
  • Charlie the Penguin

    Happy New Year everyone! It's late at night right now and I'm too lazy tired to post this on everyone's message wall individually, so I'll just give you all your present here- the White Crystal Puffle, based on the famous Times Square Ball that drops every New Year's Eve. Just like the Blue Crystal Puffle, it glows whenever it moves quickly.


    Here's to 2016! 

    -Charlie the Penguin: Don't just do something, stand there! 06:53, January 1, 2016 (UTC)

    ...I really need to make myself a good signature.

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  • Charlie the Penguin

    Happy Easter everyone!


    In the Coffee Break Room…

    Gary: Alright people, something needs to be done, and something needs to be done fast.

    Charlie: Um, what do you mean?

    Gary: We’ve almost reached the halfway point of penguinƨ.doc, and I think we’re starting to lose our audience!

    Sasquatch: Wut maks u think dat?

    Gary: *points to presentation board* If my calculations are to be correct, user support for the series has decreased 25% since it gained sudden popularity at the end of Season 1!

    Wingman: *is reading baws.doc on the computer* Heh, heh… These things were so stupid back then…

    Charlie: Shush! You’ll call attention back to them!!

    Rookie: So Gary, what are you suggesting we do?

    Gary: We need to find the root of the problem, so we’re going to spend t…

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  • Charlie the Penguin

    science.doc

    March 14, 2015 by Charlie the Penguin

    I now present to you an episode that took way too long to make and probably wasn't worth the wait at all.


    Charlie: *wakes up* Ugh... what happened?

    Charlie realizes that he's tied up in a chair with hastily wrapped duct tape. He tries to break through it to no avail. He deducts that he’s in the same place he fell into, although all the pillows have been removed.

    Charlie: Um... hello...?

    A weird, stereotypical circus-like song begins to play.

    Voice of Victoria: That’s the wrong track!

    Voice of a pookie: Sowwy.
    Dramatic intense music begins playing.

    Victoria: *suddenly appears out of seemingly nowhere from behind Charlie* Why hello there!

    Charlie: Gah! Who are you and what am I doing here?!

    Victoria: Geez, someone is tense. *lightly massages Charlie’…


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  • Charlie the Penguin

    diva.doc

    January 30, 2015 by Charlie the Penguin

    From now on, for everything Wingman does that involves hands, you can just try and imagine a little tiny rainbow coming out of him and doing it so I don't have to constantly write "Wingman telekinetically does so and so" over and over again and I can use this space to actually say something about the episode.


    In the once-abandoned Ninja Hideout, Charlie, Gracie, Kris, Wingman, and all of their puffles have taken up residence. There are now bright lanterns lined around the walls, and thanks to Charlie's snow powers, the ice ceiling's holes have been fixed and is now immune to heat. Over where the Flying Flippers Emporium used to be is Charlie's computer and hacking equipment. He appears to be working on something under a large black tarp.

    Cha…

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  • Charlie the Penguin

    dragon.doc

    January 12, 2015 by Charlie the Penguin

    Note: The comment requirement still applies, I just figure that that can go without saying from now on.


    At the foot of Mystery Mountain is a small snow mound with four penguin-shaped (and one puffle-shaped) holes in it.

    Kris: *sits up* Ugh... can we get up now? Playing dead is really messing up my spine... *rubs back*

    Charlie: *sits up* Shhh! We have to make sure whoever threw us down here left and thinks we're dead.

    Kris: It's been three weeks, I think we've fooled him by now.

    Charlie: But in continuity it's only been a few minutes! *lies back down*

    Kris: *stands up* He's gone. Let's get out of here. *takes one step and falls through the ground* AHHHHHHHHH

    Gracie: *sits up* Well that escalated quickly.

    Rookie: *sits up* Did I just hear someone fa…


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